Kelly Kelly to go with John Morrison, not Balls?

[tna]

just a thought I had, that wouldn't be surprise me to see come true.

Since Miz is feuding with Morrison and Punk now instead of Balls...but is still mad at Kelly....will we will Kelly Kelly join forces with John Morrison???

[TheDieselTrain]

I love that there really wasnt any follow up to what Kelly & Balls did that Kelly found to be disturbing.

(sarcasm off)

[casualobserver]

thedieseltrain said:

I love that there really wasnt any follow up to what Kelly & Balls did that Kelly found to be disturbing.

(sarcasm off)

Or maybe the idea was that it was left up to your imagination about what Balls did that Kelly found disturbing. Not everything has to be spelled out.

[CM Punk's Favorite Boobs]

I sincerely hope not. I'd have to stop liking Morrison if that happened.

[EJS]

I can't think of any way this would make the least bit of sense.

[tna]

hadesgigas said:

I can't think of any way this would make the least bit of sense.

Expect it to be happening then.

[Kenny Brockelstein]

It wouldn't exactly be Jericho/Trish/Christian would it?

[Avalanche Alvarez]

...can someone explain to me (other than her dirty pillows) HOW it is she has a job?
And is being involved in matches that involve her to do things she can't do:

Act
Emote
Show more than just general interest in being outside

Anyone?

[TheDieselTrain]

casualobserver said:

thedieseltrain said:

I love that there really wasnt any follow up to what Kelly & Balls did that Kelly found to be disturbing.

(sarcasm off)

Or maybe the idea was that it was left up to your imagination about what Balls did that Kelly found disturbing. Not everything has to be spelled out.

Well it would at least add something to her character. Knowing that she likes freaky things and isnt just a generic blonde.

[tna]

avalanchealvarez said:

...can someone explain to me (other than her dirty pillows) HOW it is she has a job?
And is being involved in matches that involve her to do things she can't do:

Act
Emote
Show more than just general interest in being outside

Anyone?

I like Kelly Kelly.

She is attractive.

I would rather watch Kelly Kelly than any of the following:

Michelle McCool
Ashley Massarro
Eve (Diva Search winner 2007)
Jillian Hall
Torrie Wilson
Melina

[Just Jay]

That's like a black hole of charisma right there!

No seriously, I think the only thing I'd think of that is odd. And that's it.

[jmac950]

Morrison shouldn't have a valet. He should have groupies, random hired strippers from each city the WWE goes to.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

tna said:

avalanchealvarez said:

...can someone explain to me (other than her dirty pillows) HOW it is she has a job?
And is being involved in matches that involve her to do things she can't do:

Act
Emote
Show more than just general interest in being outside

Anyone?

I like Kelly Kelly.

She is attractive.

I would rather watch Kelly Kelly than any of the following:

Michelle McCool
Ashley Massarro
Eve (Diva Search winner 2007)
Jillian Hall
Torrie Wilson
Melina

and if Mickie James wasn't a good wrestler I'd add her to that list because I don't think she is very pretty to look at.

Dude, I get the physical appeal.
But if she can do NOTHING related to wrestling (she can't dance, she can't act, they don't give her scripts because she sounds like she's reading the menu at Sizzler's, she can't wrestle), I'm just asking WHY are they keeping her?

They let go of Molly Holly AND Shelly Martinez who were FAR hotter and both more talented.

Just trying to make sense of it all.

[Joker]

Well he is the Shaman of Sexy .... whatever the hell that means.

Maybe he's going to switch to a sexed up version of Papa Shango?

[tna]

avalanchealvarez said:

But if she can do NOTHING related to wrestling (she can't dance, she can't act, they don't give her scripts because she sounds like she's reading the menu at Sizzler's, she can't wrestle), I'm just asking WHY are they keeping her?

There be Playboy in her future. That's the answer.

There aren't really a lot of other options for the 'E.

Maria won't do it. Playboy isn't interested in Melina, Victoria, Mickie or any other female who actually has athletic muscles.

So that leaves Layla and Kelly pretty much because casual fans have no idea who Michelle McCool is.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

tna said:

avalanchealvarez said:

But if she can do NOTHING related to wrestling (she can't dance, she can't act, they don't give her scripts because she sounds like she's reading the menu at Sizzler's, she can't wrestle), I'm just asking WHY are they keeping her?

There be Playboy in her future. That's the answer.

There aren't really a lot of other options for the 'E.

Maria won't do it. Playboy isn't interested in Melina, Victoria, Mickie or any other female who actually has athletic muscles.

So that leaves Layla and Kelly pretty much because casual fans have no idea who Michelle McCool is.

You make sense, sir.
And Michelle McCool is loving life...and the fact that she can count all of her own ribs.

Right through the skin.
Ewww.

[Gillberg: 0-175]

Wait, what happened to Kelly and Balls? Did they end that?

And I love how it's reported as "Dusty's idea from start to finish, virtually untouched" like it's some big elaborate manuscript that took three years to finish. It's a simple wrestling love story angle. It's been done 100s of times before and will happen millions of times after this one. It's like one of the 7 basic wrestling storylines. I don't see why Dusty deserves all the credit for something I could have written in 20 minutes. That said, I'm not knocking it at all, because its one of the best stories on WWE tv now, but still, it's not some masterpiece.

[Lt. Palumbo]

thedieseltrain said:

I love that there really wasnt any follow up to what Kelly & Balls did that Kelly found to be disturbing.

(sarcasm off)

When did this happen?

[MCMGM]

I thought Maria said she would do it now since he sister was over 18.

[Tim]

tna said:

any other female who actually has athletic muscles

Why did they have Chyna pose then?