Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Nov 7, 2007 8:07:31 GMT -5
In reality, being a World Champion or WWE Champion means headlining most shows, getting a bit of extra merchandise, and having to lug a belt around airports. But what kayfabe benefits should it bring?
Bumper payrise?
Luxury travel wherever you go?
Entitlement to two comely wenches of virtue true?
How do you imagine a WWE Champion's life, compared to what it really is?
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 7, 2007 8:10:57 GMT -5
A key to the corporate washroom
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Nov 7, 2007 8:12:21 GMT -5
The job of industrial chimney sweep
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2007 8:12:36 GMT -5
The luxury of never having to change your facial expression or put any inflection in your voice.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Nov 7, 2007 8:26:47 GMT -5
I think it is a pay raise.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Nov 7, 2007 8:47:55 GMT -5
you get to hold on to a shiny spinner title until Cena comes back  |
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 7, 2007 9:00:36 GMT -5
a free small fry with choice of entree at your local diary queen.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 7, 2007 9:26:39 GMT -5
I don't think the belt itself comes with a pay raise. I doubt Orton looks at his check and sees WWE title bonus. But it does guarantee you a spot near the top of most cards which I would imagine pays more than curtain jerker or the like.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Nov 7, 2007 9:29:14 GMT -5
The job of industrial chimney sweep  Hey! This isn't such a great prize. |
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Post by BRAINFADE on Nov 7, 2007 11:15:32 GMT -5
The job of industrial chimney sweep Hey! This isn't such a great prize. You my friend have just won the internet. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 7, 2007 11:35:45 GMT -5
In reality, being a World Champion or WWE Champion means headlining most shows, getting a bit of extra merchandise, and having to lug a belt around airports. But what kayfabe benefits should it bring? Bumper payrise? Luxury travel wherever you go? Entitlement to two comely wenches of virtue true? How do you imagine a WWE Champion's life, compared to what it really is? You know those mints you get on your pillow at fancy hotels? A WWE champion gets a vivacious young woman NAMED Mint placed on their pillow every evening. Hey! She's working to put her kid through karate class! Be nice! |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 7, 2007 13:12:52 GMT -5
I had John Cena's itinerary in my hand from last year. This is what it encompasses...
6:42AM: Wake up and eat some Apple Jacks.
8:00AM: Participate in a radio interview with some unfunny disc jockey who plays random soundbites and pretends to be edgy by saying 'ass' live on-air.
8:45AM: Hit the gym. Those triceps aren't gonna tone themselves.
11:30AM: Review last night's RAW and work on moves missed with a WWF Ted DiBiase Wrestling Buddy.
1:00PM: Go onto a wrestling message board and laugh at the sad, pathetic people who think I'm the spawn of evil because I'm doing what the creative team is telling me to do.
4:00PM: Visit a sick hospital and make balloon animals for kids with lupus.
5:30PM: Arrive to a house show and sign some autographs for the same people criticizing me on wrestling message boards a few hours earlier.
7:00PM: Get backstage and play a quick game of "Skate or Die" with Shelton Benjamin.
9:00PM: Main event a house show in a match with Umaga.
10:30PM: Go out to a club with some of the guys backstage and pick up some big breasted halfwits.
1:00AM: Hook up with a big breasted halfwit in a bathroom stall and give her Super Crazy's phone number.
1:30AM: Head back to the hotel room to fall asleep.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Nov 7, 2007 13:17:25 GMT -5
You get a night with Carla, the nurse from Scrubs.
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Jack
Team Rocket
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Post by Jack on Nov 7, 2007 13:55:57 GMT -5
Depends on who the champion is. I dont think these days it means very much in that sense. Back in the day when you were made champion you were the prized asset, probably treated differently to everyone else as the company needed to look after you, make sure you were happy and all that kinda stuff as you were the figurehead of the business.
These days I doubt they get treated any different at all other than Cena who simply because WWE was doing a Hogan with him they probably gave him special treatment.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 7, 2007 13:59:53 GMT -5
I had John Cena's itinerary in my hand from last year. This is what it encompasses... 6:42AM: Wake up and eat some Apple Jacks. 8:00AM: Participate in a radio interview with some unfunny disc jockey who plays random soundbites and pretends to be edgy by saying 'ass' live on-air. 8:45AM: Hit the gym. Those triceps aren't gonna tone themselves. 11:30AM: Review last night's RAW and work on moves missed with a WWF Ted DiBiase Wrestling Buddy. 1:00PM: Go onto a wrestling message board and laugh at the sad, pathetic people who think I'm the spawn of evil because I'm doing what the creative team is telling me to do. 4:00PM: Visit a sick hospital and make balloon animals for kids with lupus. 5:30PM: Arrive to a house show and sign some autographs for the same people criticizing me on wrestling message boards a few hours earlier. 7:00PM: Get backstage and play a quick game of "Skate or Die" with Shelton Benjamin. 9:00PM: Main event a house show in a match with Umaga. 10:30PM: Go out to a club with some of the guys backstage and pick up some big breasted halfwits. 1:00AM: Hook up with a big breasted halfwit in a bathroom stall and give her Super Crazy's phone number. 1:30AM: Head back to the hotel room to fall asleep. You're good. You're real good. 11:30 AM is friggin' hilarious ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 7, 2007 14:11:54 GMT -5
First in line at catering, you can arrive whenever you want, and you get to pick something out of the WWE vault every other month.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 7, 2007 14:24:01 GMT -5
In reality the Champion gets paid a higher salary too.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 7, 2007 14:25:42 GMT -5
Abuse.
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Post by Bobafett on Nov 7, 2007 15:05:41 GMT -5
I had John Cena's itinerary in my hand from last year. This is what it encompasses... 6:42AM: Wake up and eat some Apple Jacks. 8:00AM: Participate in a radio interview with some unfunny disc jockey who plays random soundbites and pretends to be edgy by saying 'ass' live on-air. 8:45AM: Hit the gym. Those triceps aren't gonna tone themselves. 11:30AM: Review last night's RAW and work on moves missed with a WWF Ted DiBiase Wrestling Buddy. 1:00PM: Go onto a wrestling message board and laugh at the sad, pathetic people who think I'm the spawn of evil because I'm doing what the creative team is telling me to do. 4:00PM: Visit a sick hospital and make balloon animals for kids with lupus. 5:30PM: Arrive to a house show and sign some autographs for the same people criticizing me on wrestling message boards a few hours earlier. 7:00PM: Get backstage and play a quick game of "Skate or Die" with Shelton Benjamin. 9:00PM: Main event a house show in a match with Umaga. 10:30PM: Go out to a club with some of the guys backstage and pick up some big breasted halfwits. 1:00AM: Hook up with a big breasted halfwit in a bathroom stall and give her Super Crazy's phone number. 1:30AM: Head back to the hotel room to fall asleep. You're good. You're real good. 11:30 AM is friggin' hilarious ;D ;D ;D we need a batista one |
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kswolf
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by kswolf on Nov 7, 2007 15:22:01 GMT -5
According to Ric Flair, being World champion entailed:
Stylin'
Profilin'
Limousine Ridin'
Jet-Plane Flyin'
Kiss Stealin'
Wheelin'
Dealin'
And bein' a son of a gun
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