Post by Lancers on Nov 7, 2007 17:13:14 GMT -5
bobafett said:
avalanchealvarez said:
You're good.
You're real good.
11:30 AM is friggin' hilarious ;D ;D ;D
we need a batista one
I had to do a lot of research to find this one. Don't ask me how I got it. All I'm gonna say is that I had to do some really awful things to get it.
7:00 AM - Wake up and do some yoga. See if I can finally master the lotus position
7:15 AM - Apply ice on the groin for attempting lotus position and cancel trip to the gym
9:30 AM - Visit the doctor for....uhhh......a routine chemical checkup
12:00 PM - Hang out at a nearby Taco Bell to see if anyone recognizes me. If anyone does, tell them I'm not Batista
3:00 PM - Call up my grandchildren and help them out with their homework. If they don't have homework, ask them if they can help me out writing this book I'm supposed to be writing.
6:00 PM - Show up intentionally late to the arena to prove a point that I'm the champion and I'm better than everyone else in the locker room.
6:45 PM - Get suckerpunched by Booker T.
7:30 PM - Ask Johnny Ace if they hired any new divas and if so, can I meet them.
9:00 PM - Participate in a tag team match and totally phone it in because the fans are chanting '619' instead of my name.
9:30 PM - Ask Johnny Ace if they hired any new divas since I was out wrestling in that tag match.
10:00 PM - Proposition Melina and tell Johnny Nitro to grab a video camera
12:00 AM - Put in my one-piece pajamas with matching night cap and dream about unicorns and lollipops.