222 Dream

[valiens]

I had an awful dream last night that the SAVE US person was...was... Double J Jeff Jarrett. I ran to the computer to kavetch about it at wrestlecrap but the WWE forum was missing! Bah!

What a nightmare! Why?--Because I now have absolute proof I'm a nerd!

On a more serious note, now that they've just begun to sell SAVE US shirts, does that mean they're gonna drag this out unaware that our interest peaked 2 weeks ago? Are they just gonna keep milking it because they want to maintain the illusion of surprise? It's Jerrico. If it isn't, it's because they were upset that it wasn't a surprise and changed it. But come on, it is. So my new prediction is that at the 15th Anniversary of RAW, we see the Save Us Titantron and out comes...Gilberg. Or the Zombie.

And then after they babble for a few, the music hits and it's Jerrico.

Really, how else are they going to SAVE US from having lost interest?

[Turd Ferguson]

I point you to this old post.

kthx

lariatoooooooooooo said:

mrkennedy said:

That Booker T returned to Raw. Not King Bookah, but Booker T, and he had really short hair again, like Harlem Heat short, and he looked a lot thinner too. Made me miss Booker T from 1998.

Strange. I had a dream that Stevie Ray showed up and called Regal a sad-sack-ass-fruit-booty, then turned to Umaga and called him a "fish eatin' chump" before hitting the slapjack on Cena and winning the title, then pawning it off and investing the money in a company that makes glow in the dark shoelaces.

However, these shoelaces turn out to be toxic and there's a tragedy in which a little boy gets sick from wearing these shoelaces around his arms in an attempt to wear tassels like Ultimate Warrior.

He rebounds by entering a tournament in japan where he has a match with Ultimo Dragon, who is revealed to be the living incarnation of botches, and must do so every other move so that wrestling can continue. A fan in the audience worships him and chants "SUPER DRAGON!" nonstop for hours on end, despite this not being a super dragon match.

Stevie Ray wins the match after Ultimo Dragon botches footstep and falls through the earth, earning a countout. He casts a spell on Booker T so the T is removed from his name and once more reborn as BIG T, overweight slob formerly known as Ahmed Johnson. Big T eats Booker, spits out the talent, and turns into Large T, the definition of a Hoss who needs to lose weight.

Stevie and Large T have a match with JT Smith and CM Punk, resulting in Large T devouring JT and CM, and becoming Tremendous TJTCM.

Stevie starts feeling that he is losing control of his monster. Especially after many young girls go missing when the monster goes looking for toilet paper. He sets up a match with DX, in hopes that they can destroy the monster once and for all.

This proves to be successful in spite of the fact that the combined burying powers of DX were no match for Tremendous TJTCM. He devours them and turns into GIGANTIC TJTCMDXHHHHBK and collapses in on himself. He turns into a fine white powder and wafts into the nostrils of Tammy Sytch, who then de ages into an 11 year old and is chased by Jerry Lawler.

I woke up at that point, I'm convinced this is how the Saveus 222 and JJ Abrams Cloverfield movies will pan out.

[Mitch 4:20]

I fully expect a swerve. Maybe not Gillberg, but someone/something. Then if it's him, BOOM. JERICHO.

[Fortunato]

That's interesting, because I had my own dream about Jericho the other night.

I dreamt that I was watching Raw to catch Jericho's return to WWE TV, since he had appeared on the previous night's PPV. I tuned in late and the first thing I heard was JR and Jerry Lawler using the serious voices they only use to discuss sudden tragedies. They very somberly stated that Chris Jericho had suffered a fractured skull upon his return to Raw, and the images they were about to show were quite graphic.

They cut to a shot of Jericho standing on the Raw stage facing the audience with one half of his entire head in each hand, like someone had cut his head straight down the middle with an axe, stopping at the collar bone. You could see the inside of his skull and the neatly bisected brain. Jericho then pushed the two halves together, leaving a clean, red seam down the middle of his face. He paused for a moment, then looked up and flashed a devilish grin to the audience. Then I woke up.