Wrestling themes that you thought were right

[J-Man R.]

I was wondering how many of you have heard wrestling themes, and thought they went one way but you looked up the lyrics and found out you were wrong.
Mine is Somebody's gonna get it I thought it was,
It's the K-I-N-D in here, and I am like Mark Henry isn't kind.
I also thought burn in my light was
I am gonna take my fine, while you burn in my light.

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

I always thought edge's first theme went "he thinks you know me"

[wildojinx]

Back on the old delphi wrestlecrap board, we used to make jokes about the unitelligible wrestling themes. Stuff like austin's disturbed theme saying "my pancakes are living inside you", rvd's theme going "what is a cake?" and test's theme saying "kevin nash you dont have a clue".