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Post by Lance Uppercut on Nov 10, 2007 15:57:52 GMT -5
I was going through the Domick Angle=Wrestlecrap? thread, and someone pointed out this observation of crap on paper but great in execution: i actually enjoyed the angle due to the great matches and promos we got because of it, but the thought of tony chimel declaring that "the following match is for the custody of dominick!" probably means that it does deserve inducting. What other Wrestle Crap moments would you hate to be the announcer and have you friends watching you when you tell them what you do? I'd hate to be That WCW announcer going: Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is schedule for one fall and is THE VIAGRA ON A POLE MATCH." I didn't even watch it, but I'm guessing he had to explain the rules too.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Nov 10, 2007 15:59:14 GMT -5
not really wrestle crap...
Hass took Lilian out and broke her wrist. I was there live it was hilarious
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Post by The F'N Captain on Nov 10, 2007 16:00:51 GMT -5
Whenever you're Lillian Garcia and butcher someone's name.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 10, 2007 16:01:19 GMT -5
It's kinda like those announcer guys who do the voice-overs for trailers of really bad movies. I can only imagine what goes through their heads when they're trying to say their lines all dramatic-like.
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Post by THRJamesAngelo on Nov 10, 2007 16:11:12 GMT -5
I remember one time when Lillian announced that Kurt Angle was from Pittsburgh, Philadelphia.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Nov 10, 2007 16:17:40 GMT -5
not really wrestle crap... Hass took Lilian out and broke her wrist. I was there live it was hilarious Yeah, because it's funny when someone gets hurt
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Nov 10, 2007 16:17:56 GMT -5
not really wrestle crap... Hass took Lilian out and broke her wrist. I was there live it was hilarious How that did not become Haas's gimmick i do not know. Charlie Haas: Accidental Diva Injurer. There's at least 2 months of material there.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2007 16:27:31 GMT -5
any match with Goldust
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Nov 10, 2007 16:41:48 GMT -5
not really wrestle crap... Hass took Lilian out and broke her wrist. I was there live it was hilarious Yeah, because it's funny when someone gets hurt it was though.
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Post by skillz on Nov 10, 2007 16:43:18 GMT -5
Whenever you're Lillian Garcia and butcher someone's name. There could be a thread about 100 pages long of just Lillian Garcia botches. How in the world she got the job is beyond me (sexual favors?).
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 10, 2007 17:00:48 GMT -5
not really wrestle crap... Hass took Lilian out and broke her wrist. I was there live it was hilarious How that did not become Haas's gimmick i do not know. Charlie Haas: Accidental Diva Injurer. There's at least 2 months of material there. He could've explained his actions. But he won't.
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Post by Just Jay on Nov 10, 2007 17:37:52 GMT -5
Not so much an announcer, but Randy Orton as GM for the night announced a tag team match for the wrong title.
Orton: And it will be La Ressistance versus William Regal...and Eugene, for the WORLD, HEAVYWEIGHT, CHAMPIONSHIP!
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Post by molson5 on Nov 10, 2007 17:39:25 GMT -5
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Post by rrg251 on Nov 10, 2007 17:43:25 GMT -5
I don't remember the announcers having to say anything weird with him. He was from Hollywood, CA and accompanied by Marlena, what's awkward about that? I imagine that introducing Mr. Ass made the ring announcers question their career paths. Chris Hero often makes ring announcers make fools of themselves, but those are planned-out gags so they don't really count. Ironically introducing him as being from Metropolis is probably more awkward than anything.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Nov 10, 2007 17:45:14 GMT -5
I don't remember the announcers having to say anything weird with him. He was from Hollywood, CA and accompanied by Marlena, what's awkward about that? i think he meant whenever the announcer was in the ring w/ goldust
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Nov 10, 2007 17:59:20 GMT -5
I don't know if awkward is the correct word, but unfortunate/bad times to be an announcer might be better for my example.
When something bad happens (ex. Owen Hart's passing-RIP) or when you have to announce someone no showed that should have been there that is a huge fan favorite (Sabu in ECW).
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Post by BR329 on Nov 10, 2007 18:06:03 GMT -5
BRET THE HITMAN CLARK! - Michael Buffer
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Nov 10, 2007 18:12:39 GMT -5
Survivor Series 97 in Montreal. ;D
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Post by Throwback on Nov 10, 2007 18:15:34 GMT -5
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Nov 10, 2007 18:29:31 GMT -5
BRET THE HITMAN CLARK! - Michael Buffer That or Lilian calling John Cena, Shawn Cena... at Wrestlemania no less.
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