My, how six years can make a difference...

[Shockmaster's Son]

So I'm sitting here getting rid of some old magazines when I come across the February 2001 issue of Playboy, which features an interview with Vince McMahon. In light of what we have seen this year, I thought the following exchange was quite interesting:

Playboy: When you do step aside, will you write a death scene for your alter ego, the evil Mr. McMahon?

VKM: A death scene? No, that wouldn't be reality. Unless...you know what? I believe in the laws of nature. When it's time for me to go, I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth. And then I'd like that son of a bitch to get indigestion and vomit my remains back up.

So, can we all agree that Vince has finally lost touch with reality?

[macdaddysquid]

he never had a grip on reality

[Sharpy Snow]

Unless...you know what? I believe in the laws of nature. When it's time for me to go, I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth. And then I'd like that son of a bitch to get indigestion and vomit my remains back up.

Sounds like he lost his touch with reality 6 years ago...

[Fandjango Unchained]

macdaddysquid said:

he never had a grip on reality

Says the man dressing up as Umaga.

[Captain Wonderful]

More importantly, can we all agree that FAKING one's own death is reality? I don't ever recall him saying "Hey, that Mr. McMahon sure is dead."

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survivalism said:

More importantly, can we all agree that FAKING one's own death is reality? I don't ever recall him saying "Hey, that Mr. McMahon sure is dead."

i can agree on that. What i cant agree on is having a cameraman filming the entire thing at the end of a wrestling show instead of having an actual main event

[The F'N Captain]

Vince is... a strange strange man.

He's a tad overdramatic ya think? I can even picture him using his hand gestures and the McMahon growl on "And then I'd like that son of a bitch to get indigestion and vomit my remains up!"

[royboy8]

theperfectplex said:

macdaddysquid said:

he never had a grip on reality

Says the man dressing up as Umaga.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

jsolomonster said:

So I'm sitting here getting rid of some old magazines when I come across the February 2001 issue of Playboy, which features an interview with Vince McMahon. In light of what we have seen this year, I thought the following exchange was quite interesting:

Playboy: When you do step aside, will you write a death scene for your alter ego, the evil Mr. McMahon?

VKM: A death scene? No, that wouldn't be reality. Unless...you know what? I believe in the laws of nature. When it's time for me to go, I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth. And then I'd like that son of a bitch to get indigestion and vomit my remains back up.

So, can we all agree that Vince has finally lost touch with reality?

I can imagine his remains yelling "HE'S GONNA PUKE! HE'S GONNA PUKE!"

[Ace Diamond]

uncivilized82 said:

jsolomonster said:

So I'm sitting here getting rid of some old magazines when I come across the February 2001 issue of Playboy, which features an interview with Vince McMahon. In light of what we have seen this year, I thought the following exchange was quite interesting:

Playboy: When you do step aside, will you write a death scene for your alter ego, the evil Mr. McMahon?

VKM: A death scene? No, that wouldn't be reality. Unless...you know what? I believe in the laws of nature. When it's time for me to go, I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth. And then I'd like that son of a bitch to get indigestion and vomit my remains back up.

So, can we all agree that Vince has finally lost touch with reality?

I can imagine his remains yelling "HE'S GONNA PUKE! HE'S GONNA PUKE!"

Then he gets puked into a bucket

"WHATAMANEUVER!"

[Hulk With A Mustache]

This is how that Vince McMahon Appreciation Night episode of RAW should have ended!

[Rorschach]

So essentially, McMahon wants to go the way of the dude in SHARK ATTACK 3.

Excellent.

[Sephiroth]

hulk6785 said:

This is how that Vince McMahon Appreciation Night episode of RAW should have ended!

Like that episode of Family Guy where they faked Quagmire's death? "You're probably wondering what happened to the body..."

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

jsolomonster said:

I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth.

Khali? He wants to be eaten by Khali?

[8-BitAssassin]

lenny said:

jsolomonster said:

I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth.

Khali? He wants to be eaten by Khali?

Now that's some slash fiction I didn't need to picture.

[drclaw]

jasonchrist said:

lenny said:

Khali? He wants to be eaten by Khali?

Now that's some slash fiction I didn't need to picture.

And then, with furious enthusiasm, Khali burst through the wall of Vince McMahon's Greenwich home, shouting. "KRRRPASDNDHSAEDAKHGDFAHHADGF ADGADGHFBVEBAEQWERDJJX AHGFDBAFSE!" Yelled Khali, with tears welling up in his eyes. "I...I love you too." Said Vince, with a smile. "I love you too."

[Palatial Regalia]

So if the limo explosion never happened, Vince would have been devoured by a T-Rex? Sci-Fi network would love it.

[Randy Barber 4-Life]

I remember reading that quote somewhere years ago and really hoping he was doing that interview in character.

[thesam07]

Since when did the Warrior go under the name "Vince McMahon"?

I believe the rest of that quote was something about how Queerin don't make the world something?

[Deleted]

Vince sounded like he went into character briefly in that interview.