Official "Jericho called, he's not here"Raw thread

[The F'N Captain]

After taking exception to Mr. Kennedy naming himself captain of their Survivor Series team, Umaga has overruled the loudmouth Superstar and will face Triple H instead in tonight’s Lumberjack Match on Raw. The Samoan Bulldozer will also take over the reigns as captain of his Survivor Series team.

Tonight’s match between Survivor Series captains The Game and Umaga will not only be a war between two hated rivals but will include the remaining eight members of their opposing teams as lumberjacks. With Rey Mysterio, Kane, and Matt and Jeff Hardy backing The Game on one side and Finlay, Big Daddy V, MVP and Kennedy giving Umaga support on the other, Monday’s match could give a preview of what the Traditional Elimination Match at Survivor Series will be like.

With all 10 men involved in the Traditional Elimination Match under the same roof at the same time, Raw could potentially see a volatile situation. Will all hell break loose? Tune in to Raw tonight and find out.

Also on Raw
Shawn Michaels has floored WWE Champion Randy Orton with Sweet Chin Music an astonishing five weeks in a row. Will HBK be looking to make it a six-pack this week on Raw? Or will the champ be able to regain some momentum heading into Survivor Series?

Hornswoggle, the smallest Superstar in WWE, will test his luck o' the Irish when he faces the mountainous 7-foot-3, 420-pound Great Khali at Survivor Series. How will Mr. McMahon’s little bastard handle his dad’s dose of “tough love” as he prepares for the match of his life?

Also, who will be able to slow down the dominant Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix? How will Santino Marella bounce back from his beer bath at the hands of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin? And will Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly be able to continue their tenuous-yet-fruitful partnership?

We’ll all find out as Monday Night Raw airs live from Topeka, Kan., at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

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We're back in 1998, right?

Where's the Nation?

[edgehead]

Good to see Santino got mentioned. Hope to see him tonight.

[Hiroshi Hase]

If we're still keeping the trend of going back to 98, we should have Ron Simmons reform the Nation for one night, and have Austin drive a Zamboni machine this week into the arena.

[Tapout]

am90 said:

We're back in 1998, right?

No, you silly goose.

1998 was nearly 10 years ago.

I--

Oh.

[Mitch 4:20]

But maybe, just MAYBE.... tonight is then night Jericho returns.....





























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[The Panda Powered]

So, wait... does that mean it's 1999 next week?

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHO DEBUTED IN 1999 DON'T WE?!?

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

pandapowered said:

So, wait... does that mean it's 1999 next week?

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHO DEBUTED IN 1999 DON'T WE?!?

Also Jericho. Don't forget Jericho.

EDIT: Oops. Missed the joke completely.

[Hiroshi Hase]

I can't wait to see the next chapter in the DX/Nation feud tonight. Also, they should bring back Jason Sensation while they're at it.

[The Panda Powered]

yjc1019 said:

I can't wait to see the next chapter in the DX/Nation feud tonight. Also, they should bring back Jason Sensation while they're at it.

For a "soaping"?

[MCMGM]

tapout said:

am90 said:

We're back in 1998, right?

No, you silly goose.

1998 was nearly 10 years ago.

I--

Oh.

lol.

[Hiroshi Hase]

I think X-Pac has a bright future, his matches with D-Lo Brown so far have been great.

I wonder how Vince will try to screw over Austin this week.

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yjc1019 said:

I think X-Pac has a bright future, his matches with D-Lo Brown so far have been great.

I wonder how Vince will try to screw over Austin this week.

I think Austin will hold a gun to McMahon's head, making McMahon piss his pants with fear.

Of course, I don't mean that literally, only figuratively. The WWF won't go that far.

[Sephiroth]

am90 said:

We're back in 1998, right?

Where's the Nation?

Actually, I think that MVP, Shelton, and Elijah Burke would make a solid core for a "new" Nation. Could add Mark Henry, Super Crazy, Carlito, Bid Daddy V, or even Estrada just to make it more interesting.

[krazysane]

Nice to see gangrel debut last week. But what is up with edge always in the crowd watching him?? What has gone on between these too men in there past?

[BR329]

Hey! Wheres the Nitro preview?

[The F'N Captain]

HHH is so funny, he'd never be a heel again!

[wolfmoon103100]

I call a team Cluster**** at the end of the show.

[Blade Braxton]

Jericho's not gonna be there?

Looks like it's up to Blade Braxton to entertain tonight then!!!!

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

bladebraxton said:

Jericho's not gonna be there?

Looks like it's up to Blade Braxton to entertain tonight then!!!!

Hey, how you doin'?

Are you actually going to be part of the RAW thread tonight?

EDIT: I guess not.