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Post by MysteryPartner on Nov 13, 2007 8:47:49 GMT -5
Think of a scenario. If you could have any wrestler defend you in court who would you choose? Complete with theme music and enterance. I would like to have the genetic freak Scott Stiener as my attorney. He would come in with the wwe theme music "Holla If Ya Hear Me!" Complete with sirens and red party lights. He would be wearing a sleeveless suit with a tie and his chainmill headgear. He would also be carrying a briefcase and a leadpipe. He would constantly badger the whitness by repeating "HEH?!" and he would win the case when he claims to the judge that he can beat the defendants attorney in a push up contest.
I think pretty much any wrestler would be interesting but here a few others I think would be kool: Mr. Kennedy, Steve Austin, The Sandman, New Jack, Sabu, Santino Marrella, The Undertaker..
You could also use a tag team or a whole stable to represent you
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Nov 13, 2007 9:12:18 GMT -5
I'd take Clarence Mason. After all, he did get crush "out of jail" and then got him a job in WWF again in 1996.
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Post by skiller on Nov 13, 2007 9:17:13 GMT -5
Batista.
Because no matter how many times he'd lose. We'd keep getting appeals.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Nov 13, 2007 9:20:07 GMT -5
I'd take Clarence Mason. After all, he did get crush "out of jail" and then got him a job in WWF again in 1996. And also, he tells the truth, the whole truth, and never tells a lie. |
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Nov 13, 2007 13:16:48 GMT -5
Maria. Last time she was in court 1) she looked ridiculous 2) she used big words
Ridiculous as in ridiculously hot
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Post by tonyexile on Nov 13, 2007 13:31:12 GMT -5
Batista. Because no matter how many times he'd lose. We'd keep getting appeals. winner winner chicken dinner. |
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 13, 2007 15:26:46 GMT -5
Hogan/Cena/HHH....because they never job.
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Post by plushtar on Nov 13, 2007 15:31:42 GMT -5
Kurt Angle: The prosecutor will be taken out with a broken freaking ankle and his face will have shit smeared on it before the trial, thus causing my case to be thrown out.
Dave Meltzer: He probably has some dirt on the prosecutor.
New Jack: No explanation needed.
Undertaker: Before the judge enters, put up Wrestlemania banners everywhere.
Big Daddy V: You try telling him that he is wrong.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Nov 13, 2007 15:40:59 GMT -5
Batista. Because no matter how many times he'd lose. We'd keep getting appeals. WINNAH! But I'd go for Warrior. 1-0 against the WWE. Not many can say that. |
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