Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 14, 2007 13:05:06 GMT -5
"look at me. Imagine if Jesus knew kung fu. That's what everyone is dealing with"
John Morrison is Jesus, to JBL's wrestling god
I LOVED THAT LINE
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Nov 14, 2007 13:27:02 GMT -5
So...John Morrison knows Kung Fu?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2007 13:31:18 GMT -5
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 14, 2007 13:31:20 GMT -5
At least we know Jim er..JOHN Morrison is a fan of Frisky Dingo.
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Post by voiceboxisback on Nov 14, 2007 13:51:28 GMT -5
Hey what did the earlier UFCs tell us? Brazilian Jui-Jitsu practitioners always being kung-fu artists....
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Ace Diamond
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Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Nov 14, 2007 14:00:37 GMT -5
At least we know Jim er..JOHN Morrison is a fan of Frisky Dingo. glad I'm not the only one who caught that. ;D |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 14, 2007 14:26:53 GMT -5
If Jesus knew kung fu, then he probably would've won that street fight against John Cena.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 14, 2007 14:56:56 GMT -5
If Jesus knew kung fu, then he probably would've won that street fight against John Cena. Nah than the odds would be stacked against Cena and we know how Cena does when that happens. |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 14, 2007 15:00:01 GMT -5
"look at me. Imagine if Jesus knew kung fu. That's what everyone is dealing with" John Morrison is Jesus, to JBL's wrestling god I LOVED THAT LINE I expect him to start spouting Ron Burgundy's lines next. I'd laugh momentarily cause they'd be great lines, but someone else using them, not so funny. |
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Post by 8-BitAssassin on Nov 14, 2007 16:03:23 GMT -5
I had to make a new sig over this one.
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Post by rzombie1988 on Nov 14, 2007 16:40:07 GMT -5
John makes kung fu movies in his spare time according to a wwe magazine interview.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 14, 2007 17:18:33 GMT -5
John Morrison's lines remind me of the dialogue from a B-movie. Some of it is just downright atrocious, but that's what makes it so engaging because you want to see how much worse it's going to get.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Nov 14, 2007 17:57:48 GMT -5
If Jesus knew kung fu, then he probably would've won that street fight against John Cena. Nah Vince would still job the J man out to Cena, then maybe Trips. |
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