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Post by thegame415 on Nov 13, 2007 19:55:01 GMT -5
My idea....Kenny Dykstra comes out and claims he can beat any wrestler who is a former WWE superstar. Every week he faces someone knew, like Kamala, Doink, Animal, Thrasher of the headbangers, ETC. It would create a mystery around who WWE can bring back next.
I also wouldn't mind seeing Val Venis announce he's directing films in the Adult buisness now, and he could start a stable called XXX who are all stars(wrestlers) with his company
Any other ideas?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 13, 2007 19:56:55 GMT -5
Val Venis- IC champ. Feuds with Santino.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Nov 13, 2007 20:00:43 GMT -5
Dave Taylor takes a pint of Guinness and glasses Khali, before beating him with a bar stool for forty five minutes on PPV. The angle culminates in Taylor making Khali a proper gentleman with the help of Regal.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 13, 2007 20:10:39 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin:Astronaut Jones
Charlie Haas:Chris Hansen
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 13, 2007 20:45:44 GMT -5
Charlie Haas becomes...The Southern Dandy
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 13, 2007 20:54:57 GMT -5
Paul Birchill-Tearing through half of SmackDown.
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Post by Tapout on Nov 13, 2007 20:57:24 GMT -5
Dave Taylor takes a pint of Guinness and glasses Khali, before beating him with a bar stool for forty five minutes on PPV. The angle culminates in Taylor making Khali a proper gentleman with the help of Regal. Khali in a suit and bowler hat, holding his pinky in the air while drinking tea, would be good times. BOOK IT! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2007 21:00:16 GMT -5
Mae Young...face down as...uh you know the rest
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 13, 2007 21:02:06 GMT -5
Kevin Thorne- No longer follows vampirism, but thinks he is one. He tries biting divas trying to convert them, only to have them think he's hitting on them. They fall for it, leading to:
Kevin Thorne:Vampire Pimp
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Post by mrmulluk on Nov 13, 2007 21:13:54 GMT -5
Dave Taylor takes a pint of Guinness and glasses Khali, before beating him with a bar stool for forty five minutes on PPV. The angle culminates in Taylor making Khali a proper gentleman with the help of Regal. A winner is you! This is gold. Or show Shelton Benjamin confront vince due to his lack of screen-time, and then have him come out later as Kamala. Then next week Doink, etc so on so forth. |
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Post by Horny Manatee on Nov 14, 2007 0:30:43 GMT -5
Dave Taylor takes a pint of Guinness and glasses Khali, before beating him with a bar stool for forty five minutes on PPV. The angle culminates in Taylor making Khali a proper gentleman with the help of Regal. Khali in a suit and bowler hat, holding his pinky in the air while drinking tea, would be good times. BOOK IT! Will someone PLEASE photoshop this- it could be legendary |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2007 0:38:14 GMT -5
Khali in a suit and bowler hat, holding his pinky in the air while drinking tea, would be good times. BOOK IT! Will someone PLEASE photoshop this- it could be legendary they had a pic of Khali up here earliar with Davari... dunno much about Photoshopping but they could use that |
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Post by Agent P on Nov 14, 2007 0:47:09 GMT -5
They could have Funaki and Nunzio wrestle each other 10 or 15 times, so at least one of them can get a win.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 14, 2007 1:03:32 GMT -5
Oh Oh Oh I want to take Funaki out to the theme park. We can ride roller coasters interview random people, eat corn dogs, and throw up on the tilt a whirl.
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Post by RobFRules on Nov 14, 2007 1:07:08 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 14, 2007 1:11:10 GMT -5
Carlito teaches Snitsky all about how to be cool. all goes well until he tries to introduce him to Oxyclean. The incident kills Snitsky, and Carlito weeps quietly into the night.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Nov 14, 2007 7:52:38 GMT -5
Dave Taylor takes a pint of Guinness and glasses Khali, before beating him with a bar stool for forty five minutes on PPV. The angle culminates in Taylor making Khali a proper gentleman with the help of Regal. Oh man, ages ago I had the idea of Khali being made over into a snooty gent by Regal, as a bet with Burchill. Burchill, meanwhile, would be trying desperately to make over Funaki. Regal and Khali would be filmed playing croquet, while Regal tried to make Khali put a shirt on. Regal: "One more time. HOW do you do." Khali: "BLARGERAGLELKLKGAGROUR." Regal: "Better." Eventually the pay-off would come and Funaki would march out in top hat and monocle, inviting the crowd for cucumber sandwiches. Khali would then come out and deliver a flawless promo in Queen's English, only for it to be revealed that he was simply miming while Regal was dubbing his voice in the back. Yeah, I thought that out a lot. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Nov 14, 2007 8:29:48 GMT -5
Shelton starts wearing a beret and carries around a trombone everywhere with him.
Shelton Benjamin: The Jazz Enthusiast!
"My match? .. It gonna be cooooll."
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Post by valiens on Nov 14, 2007 9:49:38 GMT -5
Wouldn't Kenny just be doing the Legend Killer bit?
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Nov 14, 2007 10:02:50 GMT -5
REGAL
[leans his head against his hand with a sigh]
Now try it again.
KHALI
[very tentatively, yet enunciating correctly]
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
REGAL
[he looks up, disbelieving]
What was that?
KHALI
[slowly but more surely]
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
[KHALI'S expression changes to
one of astonishment at himself].
REGAL
[sitting up]
Again.
KHALI
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
REGAL
I think he's got it, I think he's got it.
KHALI
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
REGAL
By George he's got it!
By George he's got it!
Now once again: where does it rain?
KHALI
On the plain! On the plain!
REGAL
And where's that soggy plain?
KHALI
In Spain! In Spain!
REGAL, KHALI, TAYLOR
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
[REGAL pats KHALI on the back with a Bravo!].
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
[shaking TAYLOR'S hand].
[REGAL walks over to the xylophone.]
REGAL
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
KHALI
Hurricanes hardly happen.
REGAL
[plays the notes to the phrase]
"How kind of you to let me come"
[on the xylophone.]
KHALI
How kind of you to let me come.
REGAL
Now once again: where does it rain?
KHALI
On the plain! On the plain!
REGAL
And where's that blasted plain?
KHALI
In Spain! In Spain!
REGAL, KHALI, TAYLOR
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
[They laugh].
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
REGAL
David! David:
[lifts up his red handkerchief to
TAYLOR, miming a matador]
Ole! ole!
[TAYLOR obliges, running
through the handkerchief]
Ole!
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