Post by Agent P on Nov 16, 2007 20:11:50 GMT -5
Pardon The Interruption, but I'm Krazy E-Man. Tony is in Denver for the Monday Night game, which means this... (BAM!) Oh, dear God, no! (What?)
Welcome to the WrestleCrap PTI program, boys and girls. On today's show we celebrate a jobber's life, act like other people and sit down with Virgil for 5 good minutes.
But we begin today with the same realization we always do that it's pointless for me to recap the same news you can read up and down the front page. This paragraph is as useful as the points in Whose Line Is It Anyway?
So we'll head to a big interview with former Million Dollar Champion, Virgil. This is a live feed from an Autograph signing he is having in the midwest, so keep in mind that it may get busy.
Hello Virgil, and welcome to the WrestleCrap PTI program.
Oh, I guess we must be at a lull, which is good for the program. Tell me, Virgil, how many autographs have you signed today?
Is his mic working?
Listen here punk. You better get that camera out of here, or I'll...
Okay, let's take a break from Virgil and go straight into Role Play...
Dan, you are Chris Masters. You were released from WWE last week and claim that you only failed the second test because there was stuff in your system from the last one. How much truth is there to that?
Krazy, you are Ric Flair. You recently told Vince McMahon that you could still go into the ring and steal the show. You are 58 years old and should be enjoying retirement. Why the need to jump back in?
Dan, you are the editor of WWE Magazine. While it's no secret that Chris Jericho is returning to WWE very shortly, you have gone ahead and published a magazine which gives his entire return away. Why couldn't you wait to do this in another month?
Krazy, you are Daivari. In an interview with Wrestling Weekly you told the hosts that you didn't feel the Muhammed Hassan angle was in the least bit distasteful. Do you really mean that, or are you just trying to reposition yourself for a job with WWE down the line?
Even with LeBatard here, we need to get happy.
Happy Birthday to Lou Perez. The vast majority doesn't recognize you, but you are a former NWA Florida Champion, have appeared in WCW and competed in the NWA World Title Tournament in 1994 that was won by Chris Candido when Shane Douglas famously threw the belt down.
Happy Anniversary to Juventud Guerrera. On this day 9 years ago you won your third WCW Cruiserweight Title by pinning Billy Kidman on Nitro. Your reign would only last 6 days however, as you lost it to Kidman at World War 3
Happy Trails to the name Johnny Stamboli. As we found out on Impact last night, you have changed your name to Rellik, which is Killer spelled backwards. Although it's a step up from Redrum, it's still a little uneasy in 2007.
I'll see you again on Monday, you knuckleheads. Remember WrestleCrap PTI does not reair daily at 6:30 on ESPNEWS, nor can you watch anytime you want on ESPN.com.
Good night Canada.
(Whispering) PTI
Welcome to the WrestleCrap PTI program, boys and girls. On today's show we celebrate a jobber's life, act like other people and sit down with Virgil for 5 good minutes.
But we begin today with the same realization we always do that it's pointless for me to recap the same news you can read up and down the front page. This paragraph is as useful as the points in Whose Line Is It Anyway?
So we'll head to a big interview with former Million Dollar Champion, Virgil. This is a live feed from an Autograph signing he is having in the midwest, so keep in mind that it may get busy.
Hello Virgil, and welcome to the WrestleCrap PTI program.
Oh, I guess we must be at a lull, which is good for the program. Tell me, Virgil, how many autographs have you signed today?
Is his mic working?
Listen here punk. You better get that camera out of here, or I'll...
Okay, let's take a break from Virgil and go straight into Role Play...
Dan, you are Chris Masters. You were released from WWE last week and claim that you only failed the second test because there was stuff in your system from the last one. How much truth is there to that?
Krazy, you are Ric Flair. You recently told Vince McMahon that you could still go into the ring and steal the show. You are 58 years old and should be enjoying retirement. Why the need to jump back in?
Dan, you are the editor of WWE Magazine. While it's no secret that Chris Jericho is returning to WWE very shortly, you have gone ahead and published a magazine which gives his entire return away. Why couldn't you wait to do this in another month?
Krazy, you are Daivari. In an interview with Wrestling Weekly you told the hosts that you didn't feel the Muhammed Hassan angle was in the least bit distasteful. Do you really mean that, or are you just trying to reposition yourself for a job with WWE down the line?
Even with LeBatard here, we need to get happy.
Happy Birthday to Lou Perez. The vast majority doesn't recognize you, but you are a former NWA Florida Champion, have appeared in WCW and competed in the NWA World Title Tournament in 1994 that was won by Chris Candido when Shane Douglas famously threw the belt down.
Happy Anniversary to Juventud Guerrera. On this day 9 years ago you won your third WCW Cruiserweight Title by pinning Billy Kidman on Nitro. Your reign would only last 6 days however, as you lost it to Kidman at World War 3
Happy Trails to the name Johnny Stamboli. As we found out on Impact last night, you have changed your name to Rellik, which is Killer spelled backwards. Although it's a step up from Redrum, it's still a little uneasy in 2007.
I'll see you again on Monday, you knuckleheads. Remember WrestleCrap PTI does not reair daily at 6:30 on ESPNEWS, nor can you watch anytime you want on ESPN.com.
Good night Canada.
(Whispering) PTI
