Post by Agent P on Nov 15, 2007 11:26:03 GMT -5
(Excuse my MPD)
Pardon The Interruption, but I'm Krazy E-Man. Tony, Impact is tonight and we are 4 days removed from Genesis, are you watching? (I'm Tony Kornheiser. Nah, but I wouldn't mind seeing Dixie Carter's T & A.) You're just unbearable, you know that? (You're just jealous)
Welcome to the WrestleCrap PTI program, kids. Despite arguing with myself, Tony is not here, so instead I'll let you guys chime in with your opinions.
We start today with the realization that if all I did was recap the day's top wrestling news stories, it would just become a condensed version of Page 1, so instead, I'll kick it over to:
Toss Up!
Who's more likely to be disqualified on Sunday, Umaga or Randy Orton?
Who should Kurt Angle side with? His wife, Karen or Jeremy Borash?
What's more likely to happen? Brother Ray exercising or Brother Ray dieting?
Who's gonna win on Sunday? Hornswoggle or The Great Khali?
Last one. What's hotter? John Cena's temper, or the girl from CNN who interviewed him?
Despite Kornheiser being a grouch, it's time to get happy...
Happy 55th birthday to Macho Man Randy Savage. Despite being a 2x WWF Champion and 4x WCW Champion, there's a better chance of David Arquette getting into the WWE Hall Of Fame due to the rumor of you banging Stephanie. However the Macho Man's spirit lives on today through TNA Star Jay Lethal.
Happy Anniversary to Duane Gill. On this day 9 years ago you made your first pay per view appearance at Survivor Series 98, although it turned into a 55 second loss to Mankind. You later went on to become Gillberg and have the longest Light Heavyweight Title reign in history, mostly because Vince forgot about the title for about 8 months.
Happy Trails to Hogan Knows Best? PWMania.com is reporting that due to Nick's recent car accident and arrest, it may be hard to due a 5th season. Tony, I know you're deeply saddened by this, but the Hulk will return in January for an all new American Gladiators.
Reali, tell me where I messed up. (You first posted that this was the 11/15/98 edition of PTI and you spelled do wrong in the Happy Trails.)
I'm out of time. I'll try to do better next time. Same time tomorrow, you knuckleheads. Remember WrestleCrap PTI does not re-air at 6:30 on ESPNEWS, and you cannot catch this anytime on ESPN.com.
Good night Canada
(whispering) PTI
Pardon The Interruption, but I'm Krazy E-Man. Tony, Impact is tonight and we are 4 days removed from Genesis, are you watching? (I'm Tony Kornheiser. Nah, but I wouldn't mind seeing Dixie Carter's T & A.) You're just unbearable, you know that? (You're just jealous)
Welcome to the WrestleCrap PTI program, kids. Despite arguing with myself, Tony is not here, so instead I'll let you guys chime in with your opinions.
We start today with the realization that if all I did was recap the day's top wrestling news stories, it would just become a condensed version of Page 1, so instead, I'll kick it over to:
Toss Up!
Who's more likely to be disqualified on Sunday, Umaga or Randy Orton?
Who should Kurt Angle side with? His wife, Karen or Jeremy Borash?
What's more likely to happen? Brother Ray exercising or Brother Ray dieting?
Who's gonna win on Sunday? Hornswoggle or The Great Khali?
Last one. What's hotter? John Cena's temper, or the girl from CNN who interviewed him?
Despite Kornheiser being a grouch, it's time to get happy...
Happy 55th birthday to Macho Man Randy Savage. Despite being a 2x WWF Champion and 4x WCW Champion, there's a better chance of David Arquette getting into the WWE Hall Of Fame due to the rumor of you banging Stephanie. However the Macho Man's spirit lives on today through TNA Star Jay Lethal.
Happy Anniversary to Duane Gill. On this day 9 years ago you made your first pay per view appearance at Survivor Series 98, although it turned into a 55 second loss to Mankind. You later went on to become Gillberg and have the longest Light Heavyweight Title reign in history, mostly because Vince forgot about the title for about 8 months.
Happy Trails to Hogan Knows Best? PWMania.com is reporting that due to Nick's recent car accident and arrest, it may be hard to due a 5th season. Tony, I know you're deeply saddened by this, but the Hulk will return in January for an all new American Gladiators.
Reali, tell me where I messed up. (You first posted that this was the 11/15/98 edition of PTI and you spelled do wrong in the Happy Trails.)
I'm out of time. I'll try to do better next time. Same time tomorrow, you knuckleheads. Remember WrestleCrap PTI does not re-air at 6:30 on ESPNEWS, and you cannot catch this anytime on ESPN.com.
Good night Canada
(whispering) PTI
