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Post by PTBartman on Nov 17, 2007 16:57:19 GMT -5
I hope I'm wrong but the fact that Survivor Series is in Miami leads me to believe the following might happen. A ref bump, most likely through an errant Brain Chop, leads to Horny alone in the ring against Khali and his handler. The Coach comes to ringside to help in Horny's destruction. Coach and whatever the handler's name is hold Horny in a corner as Khali approaches. The familiar opening chords of Real American echo through the arena and Hogan takes his customary 1:30 to get to the ring. Three punches and the big boot knock Khali from the ring, the handler takes the super atomic drop which sends him over the top rope, and Coach eats the legdrop. The ref awakens to find chaos and Khali outside on the floor, counts to ten, and Horny wins by count-out. I base all this on Hogan living in Miami and having that couple appearance a year contract. Somebody else lives in Miami, doesn't he? What's Punjabi for jabroni? |
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Post by nealo on Nov 17, 2007 16:57:41 GMT -5
no no no no no no no no no no! i know who will SAVE him
and SAVE_US the 2 ft 2 man!
either tht or Khali will be shot with a 'shrink ray' and be shrank into a tiny khali
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Nov 17, 2007 16:59:36 GMT -5
I hope I'm wrong but the fact that Survivor Series is in Miami leads me to believe the following might happen. A ref bump, most likely through an errant Brain Chop, leads to Horny alone in the ring against Khali and his handler. The Coach comes to ringside to help in Horny's destruction. Coach and whatever the handler's name is hold Horny in a corner as Khali approaches. The familiar opening chords of Real American echo through the arena and Hogan takes his customary 1:30 to get to the ring. Three punches and the big boot knock Khali from the ring, the handler takes the super atomic drop which sends him over the top rope, and Coach eats the legdrop. The ref awakens to find chaos and Khali outside on the floor, counts to ten, and Horny wins by count-out. I base all this on Hogan living in Miami and having that couple appearance a year contract. Miami can also mean Rocky......Rocky!!! |
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Post by The In-Crowd on Nov 17, 2007 17:00:30 GMT -5
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Post by fabulousfreebird on Nov 17, 2007 17:01:28 GMT -5
I hope I'm wrong but the fact that Survivor Series is in Miami leads me to believe the following might happen. A ref bump, most likely through an errant Brain Chop, leads to Horny alone in the ring against Khali and his handler. The Coach comes to ringside to help in Horny's destruction. Coach and whatever the handler's name is hold Horny in a corner as Khali approaches. The familiar opening chords of Real American echo through the arena and Hogan takes his customary 1:30 to get to the ring. Three punches and the big boot knock Khali from the ring, the handler takes the super atomic drop which sends him over the top rope, and Coach eats the legdrop. The ref awakens to find chaos and Khali outside on the floor, counts to ten, and Horny wins by count-out. I base all this on Hogan living in Miami and having that couple appearance a year contract. Miami can also mean Rocky......Rocky!!! If the Rock comes out, I will mark like a 13 year old girl watching High School Musical ! |
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 17, 2007 17:19:55 GMT -5
no no no no no no no no no no! i know who will SAVE him and SAVE_US the 2 ft 2 man! either tht or Khali will be shot with a 'shrink ray' and be shrank into a tiny khali Ok I would mark for that |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Nov 17, 2007 17:33:45 GMT -5
I say EVERYTHING about this match is a good idea.  "This will be the greatest match in the history of this sport" And Hornswoggle will win with the aid of Magic and Pixie Dust. or Candice Michelle's magic wand will turn him into an Arab Speaking Migit Boogieman. |
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Post by brotherbruti on Nov 17, 2007 21:07:47 GMT -5
I thought about the possibility of thespian Dwayne Johnson coming out in his hometown also. I would much rather have Khali get checked into the Smackdown hotel. However, it just feels too much like a time for the Hulkster to appear.
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Post by Tapout on Nov 17, 2007 21:24:07 GMT -5
Rocky is a Hollywood man now. Stop living in a dream world.
Hornswaggle will win by painting a railroad tunnel onto a brick wall, which Khali will try to run through, knock himself out, and get pinned for the 1-2-3.
In the rematch, Khali will chase Hornswaggle down an actual dark tunnel when he hears a locomotive coming with a bright light. Khali faints in panic, but it turns out to be Hornswaggle on a handcar with a flashlight. He again gets the 1-2-3 pinfall.
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Post by Ass Dan on Nov 17, 2007 23:52:37 GMT -5
Sharpshooter. Then Muhammad Hassan shouts 'ring the f***ing bell!' Khali joins TNA while Hornswoggle....does something else.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Nov 18, 2007 0:08:57 GMT -5
We need a WrestleCrap spell checker. Here you go, everyone:
Hornswoggle
Curt Hennig
FEUD!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2007 0:13:24 GMT -5
We need a WrestleCrap spell checker. Here you go, everyone: Hornswoggle Curt Hennig FEUD!!!!! ... now that that's out of the way... i like the shrink ray idea  |
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 18, 2007 0:14:54 GMT -5
We need a WrestleCrap spell checker. Here you go, everyone: Hornswoggle Curt Hennig FEUD!!!!! And while we're at it, it's a " Kip up" not a "nip up". |
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Post by Massive G on Nov 18, 2007 0:15:14 GMT -5
two words: nut shot.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2007 0:20:02 GMT -5
I was thinking more along the lines of a mallet to the groin. |
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Post by Massive G on Nov 18, 2007 0:25:26 GMT -5
I was thinking more along the lines of a mallet to the groin. as long as it involves Khali getting his nuts crushed. It's a comedy match, right? What's funnier than someone getting their balls smashed? |
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Nov 18, 2007 0:28:03 GMT -5
I'm expecting a ref bump followed by about 12 guys running in. That actually sounds like a TNA PPV.  |
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Post by tankmcquade on Nov 18, 2007 1:07:08 GMT -5
Sharpshooter. Then Muhammad Hassan shouts 'ring the f***ing bell!' Khali joins TNA while Hornswoggle....does something else. That just blew my mind.....dizzamn..... |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Nov 18, 2007 1:38:35 GMT -5
Like I said in the SD thread tonight. Brock Lesnar returns pretending to be Hornswaggle. He F5's Khali, and Cole sells it like it's Hornswaggle. JBL is incredulous, and McMahon gets to have another Mr. America storyline as he attempts to prove that Monster Hornswaggle is Lesnar. I would so watch that. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2007 2:47:22 GMT -5
Lesnar coming out in a leprechaun costume? now i want a photoshop
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