How will Hornswaggle beat Khali?

[jobber2thestars]

I get the feeling that Horswaggle vs. Khali is going to be a comedy match, with the littleman coming out the winner. In what way could you see the ending turning out so Hornswaggle win the match?

[MGH]

He's a McMahon, he changes the rules as they go along.

That or he wins via DQ after Khali murders him.

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

Maybe he'll call forth an army of midgets to swarm over Khali.

Or, just have Khali chase him around the ring only to slide back in to give himself a count-out victory.

Personally, I'm pulling for the swarm of little people.

[PTBartman]

He drops a 100 gazillion lb Anvil on khalis head and pins him while the translator tries to reinflate him.

[angryfan]

I'm thinking Kahli will go for the brain chop, but since Hornswoggle is so short, he'll have to lean way down to hit it. He will subsequently throw out his own back due to how far he has to lean, and Hornswoggle will maek the cover. Cole will then scream that this is "Vintage Hornswoggle" adn JBL will become so irate at his broadcast partner that he takes hostages, and has to be talked down by Stevie Richards in a Barney the Dinosaur costume.

At least, that's how it goes in my mind.

[SAJ Forth]

Little McMahon Will hit Khali in the groin.

[forgottensinpwf]

Khaliptonite.

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

angryfan said:

I'm thinking Kahli will go for the brain chop, but since Hornswoggle is so short, he'll have to lean way down to hit it. He will subsequently throw out his own back due to how far he has to lean, and Hornswoggle will maek the cover. Cole will then scream that this is "Vintage Hornswoggle" adn JBL will become so irate at his broadcast partner that he takes hostages, and has to be talked down by Stevie Richards in a Barney the Dinosaur costume.

At least, that's how it goes in my mind.

Your mind is a very interesting place.

[Richard]

Khali takes pity on the Hornswoggle after he stands up to him and leaves, getting counted out.

[PTBartman]

angryfan said:

I'm thinking Kahli will go for the brain chop, but since Hornswoggle is so short, he'll have to lean way down to hit it. He will subsequently throw out his own back due to how far he has to lean, and Hornswoggle will maek the cover. Cole will then scream that this is "Vintage Hornswoggle" adn JBL will become so irate at his broadcast partner that he takes hostages, and has to be talked down by Stevie Richards in a Barney the Dinosaur Godzilla costume.

At least, that's how it goes in my mind.

Fixed

[angryfan]

ptbartman said:

angryfan said:

I'm thinking Kahli will go for the brain chop, but since Hornswoggle is so short, he'll have to lean way down to hit it. He will subsequently throw out his own back due to how far he has to lean, and Hornswoggle will maek the cover. Cole will then scream that this is "Vintage Hornswoggle" adn JBL will become so irate at his broadcast partner that he takes hostages, and has to be talked down by Stevie Richards in a Barney the Dinosaur Godzilla costume.

At least, that's how it goes in my mind.

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You know, I like that. Godzilla costumes add to the use of a Funaki run in, for the obligatory "Godziiiiiiiraaaaaaaaaaaa...INDEED".

[G✇JI☈A]

Hornswaggle will wrestle in a Outer Shell suit (Like the Aliens in Independence Day or Ultra Magnus from Transformers) which coincidently will look exactly like Festus.

[bubbles]

With a Tombstone Piledriver

[REDUNBECK~!]

Obviously, Finaly will introduce the opposite of a mini-me (maxi-me?), which will be a ten foot tall blond-haired, green-wearing ogre who vaguely resembles and who'll crush Khali.

[Chainsaw]

Like I said in the SD thread tonight.

Brock Lesnar returns pretending to be Hornswaggle. He F5's Khali, and Cole sells it like it's Hornswaggle. JBL is incredulous, and McMahon gets to have another Mr. America storyline as he attempts to prove that Monster Hornswaggle is Lesnar.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

I don't care. I just want to never see Hornswoggle again.

[Eunös ✈]

A Hogan vs Andre WM3 Style Powerslam.

[T Vang is a HO-DADDY~!]

I said it in another thread, Hornswaggle wins with a Khali visegrip

[plushtar]

ptbartman said:

He drops a 100 gazillion lb Anvil on khalis head and pins him while the translator tries to reinflate him.

Excellent way to introduce Nattie Neidhart.

Or Hornswoggle introduces his new friend, the Mountie.

[I'm The Cool One]

hasnt khali already killed a man in the ring over in japan?

is it a good idea to put him in a match against a midget?

just sayin