randomranter
Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Nov 18, 2007 9:55:50 GMT -5
Cue up the newspaper headlines "Local state thinks wrestling is real!"
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Post by Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow on Nov 18, 2007 16:35:48 GMT -5
I think the WWE should do a rib show in Georgia where all the chairs have "I'm gonna whack this guy with it" on them. Maybe stop in the middle of it so the other guy can say "hang on, let me get my blood capsule ready." Cena probably wouldn't catch on, and leave the STFU on until the 60 minute time limit expired. Ref gets knocked out and a DQ gets called by the doctor at ringside. Someone gets knocked over the barrier, and the official breaks out a tape measure to make sure it was 42 inches. The WWE digs a moat four feet wide behind the barrier to make sure the fans stay away from it. And they hire about 200 guys to walk around with "Guardian" T shirts on so the kids can get out of their seats. And someone better get DQ'd for wearing three sets of tights. That is an excellent idea. Call it this though... "What WCW would be doing right now if we didnt kill it"
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Post by SWH - Shane Hero on Nov 18, 2007 17:30:01 GMT -5
Whoever said Nancy Grace was behind these could be onto something. I just noticed this strange rule about halfway down...
17. Any wrestler found to be taking steroids will be demoted from the Four Horsemen to Raw as a form of punishment.
I'm just disappointed that after devoting so many years lobbying for it, that there was no rule implemented to have two referees in a tag team contest, in memory of the late Gorilla Monsoon.
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Post by casualobserver on Nov 18, 2007 17:37:16 GMT -5
All these rules and still the real problem hasn't been addressed: we need instant replay in the WWE.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Nov 18, 2007 18:00:42 GMT -5
My favorite
f. The inspector present at the event may disallow the use of inappropriate attire or disqualify a wrestling participant for the lack of appropriate attire.
Just imagine Tony Chimmel having to announce.
"Due to improper wardrobe Candice Michele has been DISQUALIFIED."
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foodbunny
Trap-Jaw
Hound of Tindalos
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Post by foodbunny on Nov 18, 2007 18:07:38 GMT -5
I can just see Vince trying to make the argument that his show is sports entertainment, not wrestling, so the rules don't apply.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Nov 18, 2007 19:06:08 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!! I'm from there and I laughed. ;D
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Post by thesunbeast on Nov 18, 2007 19:14:52 GMT -5
Heels can't play heel any more or else they're breaking the actual rules of georgia.
That's just silly.
WWE just lost business thanks to this, because Atlanta has always been a hotbed for wrestling.
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Nov 18, 2007 19:25:28 GMT -5
way to go georgia... you've just ruined any chance of wrestling comming to your state
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Nov 18, 2007 20:12:50 GMT -5
Additional Rules
Section 3 Article 32 - If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia you better read the signs.
Section 3 Article 33 - Respect the law and order
Section 3 Article 34 - Or you'll be serving hard time.
Section 3 Article 35 - Our officers reserve the right to make you walk the line.
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Post by destrucity on Nov 19, 2007 0:38:08 GMT -5
The government of Georgia may not be able to provide their citizens with water but at least they are making sure that a wrestler can't enter a ring with lotion on them. That is some prioritizing. www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21393296/
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Mitch 4:20
Don Corleone
The Cherry One
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Nov 19, 2007 0:44:50 GMT -5
so is the real or no?
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 19, 2007 1:01:46 GMT -5
Sadly, they really are proposing this.
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 19, 2007 1:30:30 GMT -5
Rule 47 Section 1B - The loser's end of the purse shall vary according to the amount of overtime said jabroni has put in. All payment must be done at the pay windah. And there must be a booth manned for a minimum or 8 hours following the event, clearly labeled "Pay Windah". It shall be split into 2 sections. One for the winners side and one for the losers side. We will allow said booth to be manned by a RUBBA SHARKKK TONY!! for a minimum of, but no more then, 2 hours.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Nov 19, 2007 11:30:59 GMT -5
i really wanna see someone disqualified for having long fingernails. they should do a ppv there, with every match ending in a dq for some reason or another "ladies and gentlemen, the world championship does not change hands, as this match has ended via disqualification for wearing pants, baybeh!".
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Post by jcdenton on Nov 19, 2007 11:34:47 GMT -5
Kayfabe is strong in the land of georgia I see, now I wish to know what WCW would have done if this was enacted say, 99-2000?
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infrared
Don Corleone
Better than your favourite band.
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Post by infrared on Nov 19, 2007 16:02:52 GMT -5
The wrestling academy I would want to train at (WWA4) is in Altlanta so those s*** rules will have to apply to me if I wrestle there. Guess I'm going to be singing a GSAC version of Billy Boys if I train there, which is actually a good idea for a gimmick.
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Post by John Oates' Moustache on Nov 19, 2007 19:42:07 GMT -5
The Bossman is rollin in his grave I'm sure.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 19, 2007 21:44:33 GMT -5
As a Georgian who used to frequent WCW tapings all the time, the idea of WWE never coming saddens me.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 19, 2007 23:45:27 GMT -5
Somehow, I don't think this will pass(Though there is a chance that your state government has a combined total of 15 Brain Cells to all of the posters in the state of Georgia[But you guys are ok]).
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