Post by mysticalhamster on Nov 19, 2007 19:47:09 GMT -5
( Note, this is NOT real, I made it up in an effort to entertain everyone)
Chris Jericho attacked backstage at tonights RAW
Sources that are backstage at RAW, and are very close with a insider, has told us that Chris Jericho, who was to return to the WWE tonight has instead landed in the hospital.
Our source says that about an hour ago Jericho was backstage talking with Hardcore Holly, JBL, the Undertaker, and road agent Ricky Steamboat. Word has it they were having a talk about the best way to bury new wrestlers who do not respect them.
As this was taking place, a loud noise was heard from down the arena hall. No one thought twice about this, since the hands drop items from time to time. As they sipped their drinks, which our source has told us was coffee, a loud snarling and growling noise came from the direction of the first loud noise, so they all turned towards the noise.
Then a mere 35 feet from where Stephanie McMahon was standing with her husband, HHH, totally out of the blue came a hooded figure that was running full speed at Hardcore Holly, JBL, Taker, Steamboat, and Jericho.
After this the news becomes sketchy, since hot coffee and carrot sticks were flying all over the backstage area. One source our source is telling us based on the source's source has said that the person shrouded in dark garb ran directly into Chris Jericho, giving him devastating 'spear' directly through the refreshment table, including the 5 gallon coffee dispenser.
Our fly on the wall then has informed us that the 5 gallons of hot, scolding coffee landed directly on Y2J's face, producing screams of pain from the superstar. As the stranger rose up, he was snarling and screaming, with his mouth wide, and his eyes bugging out.
Everyone was stunned to see that it was Bill Goldberg, as he was doing his classic 'stomp-hands wide' power pose, all the while looking at one of the arena's solid concrete wall. He then walked up to the wall, and began to act as if he was in the ring, holding onto the top ropes.
It is at this point arena security brings him down, just as the local cops arrive from their arena positions. Goldberg was said to be screaming 'I GOT YOU BACK I GOT YOU BACK PRETTY BOY, NO STOPPING GOLDBERG NOW! RAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'
As Goldberg was being lead away, Steamboat yelled 'oh my god' while looking at Y2J. What he saw our source says is protruding bone material from what looks like his rib area, and also a obvious compound fracture sticking out from Y2J's pelvic region in a gross fashion.
On top of this, Y2J was blinded by the hot coffee which was found out later to have Splenda in it our source claims. As the medics came to take Jericho away, Vince McMahon walked up to the stretcher and told Y2J not to worry about anything, and that he was going to personally call his Wife, and also send over a couple of superstars to their house to help his wife and kids cope with this vicious, cowardly attack by Goldberg.
Our source has been locked out at this point so close to the show, but the last thing she said she heard was Mr. McMahon ordering Stephanie to send Snistky, The Boogieman, and Big Daddy V to Jericho's house. Steph was heard to ask her dad if they should be in character, and Vince said sure, the kids will love Big Daddy V.
Shocking, just shocking.
What does this mean for Y2J? What could this mean for RAW? Tune in next week to find out!
- Source completebullcraprahhhhhhhhhhjahhhhh.org
( Note this is a FAKE STORY, just to be safe. )
Chris Jericho attacked backstage at tonights RAW
Sources that are backstage at RAW, and are very close with a insider, has told us that Chris Jericho, who was to return to the WWE tonight has instead landed in the hospital.
Our source says that about an hour ago Jericho was backstage talking with Hardcore Holly, JBL, the Undertaker, and road agent Ricky Steamboat. Word has it they were having a talk about the best way to bury new wrestlers who do not respect them.
As this was taking place, a loud noise was heard from down the arena hall. No one thought twice about this, since the hands drop items from time to time. As they sipped their drinks, which our source has told us was coffee, a loud snarling and growling noise came from the direction of the first loud noise, so they all turned towards the noise.
Then a mere 35 feet from where Stephanie McMahon was standing with her husband, HHH, totally out of the blue came a hooded figure that was running full speed at Hardcore Holly, JBL, Taker, Steamboat, and Jericho.
After this the news becomes sketchy, since hot coffee and carrot sticks were flying all over the backstage area. One source our source is telling us based on the source's source has said that the person shrouded in dark garb ran directly into Chris Jericho, giving him devastating 'spear' directly through the refreshment table, including the 5 gallon coffee dispenser.
Our fly on the wall then has informed us that the 5 gallons of hot, scolding coffee landed directly on Y2J's face, producing screams of pain from the superstar. As the stranger rose up, he was snarling and screaming, with his mouth wide, and his eyes bugging out.
Everyone was stunned to see that it was Bill Goldberg, as he was doing his classic 'stomp-hands wide' power pose, all the while looking at one of the arena's solid concrete wall. He then walked up to the wall, and began to act as if he was in the ring, holding onto the top ropes.
It is at this point arena security brings him down, just as the local cops arrive from their arena positions. Goldberg was said to be screaming 'I GOT YOU BACK I GOT YOU BACK PRETTY BOY, NO STOPPING GOLDBERG NOW! RAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'
As Goldberg was being lead away, Steamboat yelled 'oh my god' while looking at Y2J. What he saw our source says is protruding bone material from what looks like his rib area, and also a obvious compound fracture sticking out from Y2J's pelvic region in a gross fashion.
On top of this, Y2J was blinded by the hot coffee which was found out later to have Splenda in it our source claims. As the medics came to take Jericho away, Vince McMahon walked up to the stretcher and told Y2J not to worry about anything, and that he was going to personally call his Wife, and also send over a couple of superstars to their house to help his wife and kids cope with this vicious, cowardly attack by Goldberg.
Our source has been locked out at this point so close to the show, but the last thing she said she heard was Mr. McMahon ordering Stephanie to send Snistky, The Boogieman, and Big Daddy V to Jericho's house. Steph was heard to ask her dad if they should be in character, and Vince said sure, the kids will love Big Daddy V.
Shocking, just shocking.
What does this mean for Y2J? What could this mean for RAW? Tune in next week to find out!
- Source completebullcraprahhhhhhhhhhjahhhhh.org
( Note this is a FAKE STORY, just to be safe. )
