Deuce and Domino

[Mozenrath]

I seriously doubt I'm the first to make this joke, but If Deuce and Dmoino DID become D&D players as their gimmick, it'd go a little something like this:

*D&D set up the Demolition Decapitation*
Cole: THE VORPAL BLADE! THEY'RE DOING THE VORPAL BLADE!

JBL: SNICKERSNACK, MIGALL!

*D&D pick up the win"

Deuce: We beat them!

Domino: What'd they drop?

Deuce: A purple crayon.

Domino: LAME. What else?

Deuce: 48 gold and a roll of wrist tape.

Domino: Niiiice.

[Mozenrath]

*Misses Crack to the Mouth*

Domino: What the hell? Bad roll.

Deuce: I... was attacking the darkness.

[Mozenrath]

*D&D Deuce tries to beat Sci-Fi Greg to a girl*
Deuce: Beholders!

Gregory Helms: Sentient Nebulae!