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Post by thejustice on Nov 22, 2007 0:58:35 GMT -5
Sorry if this offensive at all, but I have had really messed up dreams regarding wrestling in the past. I doubt anyone remembers the one I posted about the Eddie Guerrero HOF induction battle, but here is the latest odd dream I had.
Basically I'm at church on a sunday morning and in the middle of the service, Randy Orton bursts into the church kicking the front door open. He was in his usual wrestling attire and had the wwe championship with him. He was presumably on a steroid induced rage as he was frothing from the mouth and was completely irrational.
Randy walks up closer to the front of the church and brandishes and gun and shoots at an old man. I don't know if the old man died or not but then 5 or 8 people subdued Randy and called the cops.
The next week on Raw it was announced that Randy had been suspended for "innapropriate conduct" and would be stripped of the title. I'm having trouble remembering as I had this dream like two or three weeks ago, but I believe Jeff Hardy won the title that night. And a week later, Randy comes back from suspension and wins back his title. Then I woke up.
So yeah, that's my weird dream. I guess even in my mind Randy gets exclusions from the wellness policy and the law.
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Nov 22, 2007 1:03:36 GMT -5
Haha. Orton's a douchebag on tv, in real life, AND in our dreams! Watch out before he goes "groundskeeper willie" on ya!
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Post by Dick Foley on Nov 22, 2007 1:06:27 GMT -5
I think it's funny that you dreamed about a dude.
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Post by thejustice on Nov 22, 2007 1:09:26 GMT -5
I think it's funny that you dreamed about a dude. Haha, real original. How long did it take you to come up with that one? Probably a while I'm guessing. Besides, it's not like I'm the first to post a weird wwe related dream on these boards.
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Post by thejustice on Nov 22, 2007 1:11:22 GMT -5
still not as messed up as the time I dreamed Batista and HHH made gay porn together Not even going to ask. But, I think that you are right, you win the title for most messed up wrestling related dream.
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