BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
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Post by BrianZane on Nov 22, 2007 13:45:30 GMT -5
This morning I was thinking about that torch runner guy, and was thinking about the song "Dio" by Tenacious D, and came up with this little ditty. Sing along if you know the tune...
"HBK" by Brian Zane
Michaels has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch... He has songs of, superkicks and screwjobs, He has soared through the sky with an elbow...
It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to be a Rocker, no more rockin' for you! We're taking you to a home, But we will sing a song about you!
And we will make sure that you'll still be in the Hall of Fame, You'll tell us secrets about Vince...OH!
Your arm will cross with ours, And we'll make a good stomach chop, baby, Michaels, time to go, You must give your chaps and baldspot, TO ME!
And a smaller one for Helmsley...
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Post by Cactus Jack on Nov 22, 2007 13:52:59 GMT -5
Bravo.
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Post by wolfmoon103100 on Nov 22, 2007 13:54:36 GMT -5
Dio Rules, good job.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Nov 22, 2007 13:58:28 GMT -5
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Post by Maxnificent on Nov 22, 2007 15:04:26 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Nov 22, 2007 15:32:33 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. Jesus Christ. Nobody said anything about dirtsheets or "Vince killing babies" or "I hate wrestling but watch anyway". It's all just a bit of fun. It's a joke that happens to be at HBK's expense, lighten up. And you say you're logging out for good. I'd bet you're back in a month.
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Si
AC Slater
THE Si!
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Post by Si on Nov 22, 2007 15:37:25 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. kthxbi
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2007 17:52:44 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. kthxbi GAY.... you beat me to it
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Post by jcdenton on Nov 22, 2007 17:53:40 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. Sand in the Vagina!!
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Nov 22, 2007 18:20:14 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. People are way too serious sometimes.
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Post by Loki on Nov 22, 2007 19:46:51 GMT -5
My hair is thin, My back is brittle I've lost my looks and now I look too old After a match, I cannot move I've got pain all across my spine
It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch]
What if I botch? What if I stutter? My knees get weak when I just dance and bounce This is a mock, I have to stop pretending I still am twenty-nine
It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch]
Keep it quiet you girls, and now get off my lawn!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Nov 22, 2007 19:49:03 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. What the hell are you talking about? Any excuse I can use to post this tho... My hair is thin, My back is brittle I've lost my looks and now I look too old After a match, I cannot move I've got pain all across my spine It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] What if I botch? What if I stutter? My knees get weak when I just dance and bounce This is a mock, I have to stop pretending I still am twenty-nine It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] Keep it quiet you girls, and now get off my lawn! BTW that was awesome. The porch line is gold!
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Post by Bishblast on Nov 22, 2007 20:09:38 GMT -5
My hair is thin, My back is brittle I've lost my looks and now I look too old After a match, I cannot move I've got pain all across my spine It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] What if I botch? What if I stutter? My knees get weak when I just dance and bounce This is a mock, I have to stop pretending I still am twenty-nine It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] It's time to pass the torch [pass the torch] and sit on my porch [on my porch] Keep it quiet you girls, and now get off my lawn! Great Job!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 22, 2007 20:12:35 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna waste my time saying (or reading, so don't bother) anything further. Just keep hugging your dirt sheets and making up stories about Vince McMahon killing babies, as told by "one source." In fact, I'm logging out and never logging back in. **** this "everything sucks and I hate wrestling but watch it anyway" ****. So long, farewell, aufwiedersen(I'm sure I spelled that wrong), goodbye.
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
Posts: 972
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Post by BrianZane on Nov 22, 2007 22:04:51 GMT -5
Edited at the end to rhyme better, went from "The Game" to "Helmsley."
And to the angry fella earlier, I wasn't trying to show disrespect to HBK, it was more of a kind of POV from Randy Orton, since he was talking about the whole torch passing thing on Raw. Sheesh, did you even watch this week to understand the reference?
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Nov 23, 2007 3:59:15 GMT -5
"...and a smaller one for Hemsley.."
Gold.
Absolute Gold.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Nov 23, 2007 11:44:15 GMT -5
Edited at the end to rhyme better, went from "The Game" to "Helmsley." And to the angry fella earlier, I wasn't trying to show disrespect to HBK, it was more of a kind of POV from Randy Orton, since he was talking about the whole torch passing thing on Raw. Sheesh, did you even watch this week to understand the reference? It's too late to apologize...He's GONE....and he's NEVER coming back NEVER!!! Incidentally, I like the D and I like your work. Kudos.
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