Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Nov 26, 2007 14:29:40 GMT -5
What are you talking about? Cement boobies are gold I tell ya!
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Post by plushtar on Nov 26, 2007 14:36:28 GMT -5
I can confidently say that majority of the Divas today are more useless than Debra was in her prime. Ashley, Michelle, Maryse, Cherry, Kelly and Layla come into mind. Debra was over during the Attitude era, she definately got a crowd reaction and that is something most divas today don't get. Michelle gets crickets during her entrance for example. Who, aside from the main eventers and old timers, gets reactions anyway? Today's typical WWE crowd is dead. I recally everyone getting reactions before the year 2001. Based on your post, I would assume that Debra was the prototype for useless Divas since I do remember her getting reactions by just walking to the ring.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 26, 2007 14:37:06 GMT -5
My God, she sucked as ring announcer at Backlash 2000. She sounded wasted. Then Road Dogg actually said to her "You do some mighty fine mic work!" Although after her it was Lilian, the lesser of two evils I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 14:38:16 GMT -5
Divas have a use other than eye candy?
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Nov 26, 2007 14:41:54 GMT -5
MILFTASTIC seriously she was looking good on CNN too
i'd still hit it
well not like Mongo or Stone Cold did..but you get my point
Cherry is usefull though, she's hot, has a gimmick, and works well with her team.
Plus she's hot.
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Post by bshadye413 on Nov 26, 2007 14:53:37 GMT -5
come on now, Debra was not the most useless diva ever. That honor belongs to Miss Kitty, aka Jerry Lawler's ex girlfriend
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Tiiulicious
Bubba Ho-Tep
Not much upstairs, but what a staircase! :)
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Post by Tiiulicious on Nov 26, 2007 14:54:27 GMT -5
Who, aside from the main eventers and old timers, gets reactions anyway? Today's typical WWE crowd is dead. I recally everyone getting reactions before the year 2001. Based on your post, I would assume that Debra was the prototype for useless Divas since I do remember her getting reactions by just walking to the ring. Well, Mickie, Melina, Jillian and Torrie get decent reactions from the fans. Debra was actually useful thought, she was the scheming, meddling valet for Jarrett and was also pretty decent authority figure. She did have a role, nowdays the valet's do nothing but stand around looking bored half the time, Debra at least showed some interest in what was going on in the ring IMO and cheated for JJ on numerous occasions.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Nov 26, 2007 14:58:51 GMT -5
come on now, Debra was not the most useless diva ever. That honor belongs to Miss Kitty, aka Jerry Lawler's ex girlfriend No way!!!!!! The Kat flashed the crowd at Armageddon after winning the women's title, gave us Hervina and almost started a faction called the Right to Nudity. What a slap in the face to womens wrestling that she is a former womens champion because she won it from Sable after LOSING an evening gown match.
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cart
Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Nov 26, 2007 15:02:01 GMT -5
i would nail her, if she's good enough for stone cold she's good enough for me, gimmie a hell yeah
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Post by bshadye413 on Nov 26, 2007 15:02:09 GMT -5
come on now, Debra was not the most useless diva ever. That honor belongs to Miss Kitty, aka Jerry Lawler's ex girlfriend No way!!!!!! The Kat flashed the crowd at Armageddon after winning the women's title, gave us Hervina and almost started a faction called the Right to Nudity. What a slap in the face to womens wrestling that she is a former womens champion because she won it from Sable after LOSING an evening gown match. yeah i remember that, i was actually at that show when Commissioner HBK gave the belt to The Kat. In all fairness though, the women's title was a total joke at the time. It was only brought back to give Sable even more popularity As for Debra, i remember once i was playing No Mercy for N64 and saw her picture. I swear i thought she was Goldust
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Nov 26, 2007 15:21:26 GMT -5
I actually believe that Torrie has been the most useless of all time
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 26, 2007 15:39:09 GMT -5
Debra may have been relatively useless in the grand scheme of things, but the most useless diva ever? I tend to think a title of that distinction should go to someone like Amy Zidian, ECW announcer Rebecca, Lauren Jones, Rochelle Loewen, etc. At least fans knew who Debra was.
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Post by iamthegamewjwf on Nov 26, 2007 17:23:59 GMT -5
I actually believe that Torrie has been the most useless of all time you know, I was thinking of this the other day. She's been in wrestling since, what...1999? or 2000? and she still barely knows how to wrestle and shows no intrest in improving. Its a good thing for her that shes hot
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 19:23:59 GMT -5
I dunno, she had some great cans
Uh I mean that what she bought to the table was a certain type of......
Ah to hell with it, all she had was her cans at least she didn't assault my eyes though but attempting to wrestle for several years yet end up just as bad as when she started unlike others mentioned
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Post by Hypnotix on Nov 26, 2007 19:31:08 GMT -5
She was beyond useless without Jarrett; with Jarrett, she was also useless. Never did care for her. Never thought she was that great-looking, either. She has what I call "Sable Syndrome": the idea that a decent figure and huge fake breasts can make you attractive, regardless of the fact that you still look like someone's mom. Quick someone call up naughty america and tell them I have their next seduce by a cougar or my friend's hot mom. I would pay to see that.
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
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Post by Tapout on Nov 26, 2007 19:35:24 GMT -5
I dunno, Torrie does seem to have improved. She's pretty OK with all the regular "diva" spots, hair-pull toss, drop kick, flying clothesline, etc. and her DDT and vertical suplex are also pretty decent. She was also in the hilarious Dawn Marie/Al Wilson angle, though that was a few years back. She could probably be doing more but there's new female talent to bring up (and release 2 weeks later).
Maybe Torrie is the female Kane.
Anyway yes, Debra is probably one of the most useless on-air personalities in the history of wrestling. She wasn't even much to look at, as mentioned.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 26, 2007 19:44:45 GMT -5
No way!!!!!! The Kat flashed the crowd at Armageddon after winning the women's title, gave us Hervina and almost started a faction called the Right to Nudity. What a slap in the face to womens wrestling that she is a former womens champion because she won it from Sable after LOSING an evening gown match. yeah i remember that, i was actually at that show when Commissioner HBK gave the belt to The Kat. ...that never happened Shawn gave the title to Debra. Not The Kat. The Kat won in it the evening gown pool match, in which she flashed the crowd afterwards.
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Tim
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Post by Tim on Nov 26, 2007 20:04:37 GMT -5
The Kat won in it the evening gown pool match, in which she flashed the crowd afterwards. And to this day, I cannot find a decent picture of it. But yeah, Debra was pretty useless, but not the most useless. Does Maryse even do anything? At all?
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Nov 26, 2007 20:10:51 GMT -5
Barbara Bush?
Muffy?
Those chicks from Smackdown that were around for like three weeks and had that "rookie diva contest"?
Rebecca DiPietro?
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 26, 2007 20:18:19 GMT -5
Debra was in one the texas chainsaw massacre movies, I remember.
Anyway, yeah was useless. And such an appalling actress.
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