TheDieselTrain
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Nov 26, 2007 10:58:32 GMT -5
Really though I laughed at her uselessness back in the day and this was long before she was this womans rights anti-steve austin beat my ass but I couldnt talk about it like she was over the summer.
So I was thinking about some of the most obvious instances of her uselessness After Jeff Jarrett left the WWF.
1. So the same night Austin returns at Backlash 2000 she is a guest ring announcer for like the first match cuz I dont remember her announcing any other matches.
2. Commisioner Foley fakes a retirement speech to the crowd saying the pressure of being a commissioner is too much so he makes her lieutenent commisioner. She doesnt do anything of note in that role.
3. Her as the Rocks manager for about 4 weeks leading up to WM X-7. Really was it necessary???
One thing I liked was when Austin and Bikertaker were feuding was when Taker took over Austin's dressing room SCSA sent her to get taker out and taker spat tobacco juice on her dress.
I lol-ed ;D
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Nov 26, 2007 11:01:11 GMT -5
She was beyond useless without Jarrett; with Jarrett, she was also useless.
Never did care for her. Never thought she was that great-looking, either. She has what I call "Sable Syndrome": the idea that a decent figure and huge fake breasts can make you attractive, regardless of the fact that you still look like someone's mom.
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Post by acressl on Nov 26, 2007 11:03:56 GMT -5
Not true. If I remember correctly, she was a big part of the reason King started saying puppies, so you know, thank her for that.
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Post by royboy8 on Nov 26, 2007 11:08:17 GMT -5
This thread is useless without pics...
^ Oh, and Roadie is the person who first said "puppies". I don't know why everyone always gives The King credit for starting that term...
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 26, 2007 11:09:04 GMT -5
Not true. If I remember correctly, she was a big part of the reason King started saying puppies, so you know, thank her for that. Yep, she's pretty much useless, and would've gotten canned alot earlier if not for her relationship with Stone Cold. |
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Post by acressl on Nov 26, 2007 11:12:45 GMT -5
Not true. If I remember correctly, she was a big part of the reason King started saying puppies, so you know, thank her for that. Yep, she's pretty much useless, and would've gotten canned alot earlier if not for her relationship with Stone Cold. Didn't he beat her once, or something? |
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 26, 2007 11:14:42 GMT -5
Didn't he beat her once, or something? I think so, but they were actually married for a brief time, which kept her onscreen in WWE for a little while longer than the "expiration date" on most WWE Divas. |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 26, 2007 11:15:23 GMT -5
They signed her to spite WCW, and for the bewbz... they kept her for the cookies.
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Post by acressl on Nov 26, 2007 11:16:27 GMT -5
Didn't he beat her once, or something? I think so, but they were actually married for a brief time, which kept her onscreen in WWE for a little while longer than the "expiration date" on most WWE Divas. Not that that's funny but I often wondered if she recieved a stunner and Austin then got down on all fours and proceeded to flip her off as he cursed at her. |
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Nov 26, 2007 11:16:55 GMT -5
Yep, she's pretty much useless, and would've gotten canned alot earlier if not for her relationship with Stone Cold. Didn't he beat her once, or something? Yeah, I think in the summer of 02 he did beat her and she called the cops. I remember hearing about it on the news. I remember also a fan having a sign on SD that week saying "Austin 3:16 says I just beat my wife", it was during Cena's debut against Angle. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 26, 2007 12:28:16 GMT -5
She was beyond useless without Jarrett; with Jarrett, she was also useless. Never did care for her. Never thought she was that great-looking, either. She has what I call "Sable Syndrome": the idea that a decent figure and huge fake breasts can make you attractive, regardless of the fact that you still look like someone's mom. Quick someone call up naughty america and tell them I have their next seduce by a cougar or my friend's hot mom. |
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Post by default on Nov 26, 2007 12:37:55 GMT -5
I dunno. She definitely was far from the best Diva ever... but I don't think she was the most useless. Tori was pretty useless. Pretty much every match she was in was stank, her most interesting thing was probably the whole Kane/X-Pac thing, which she was far from great in, and she stuck around way too long... what with her masked ninja crap angle she basically forced Raven to being in.
Terri was equally as bad as Debra, IMO. They both had good managerial roles (Goldust and Jarrett respectively) but after that it was down hill. Terri turned into one of the worst announcers EVAR... one who didn't even look hawt. At least Debra still looked fairly fine. Ok, I'll admit Terri's stuff with Saturn was good, but so was Debra's Alliance stuff with Austin.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Nov 26, 2007 12:40:10 GMT -5
This thread is useless without pics... ^ Oh, and Roadie is the person who first said "puppies". I don't know why everyone always gives The King credit for starting that term...    Happy? |
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randomranter
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Post by randomranter on Nov 26, 2007 12:42:19 GMT -5
Until you can come up with one valid reason for Maryse still being on the payroll, then your claim that Debra is the most useless ever is blatantly false.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Nov 26, 2007 12:42:29 GMT -5
My God, she sucked as ring announcer at Backlash 2000.
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Tiiulicious
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Post by Tiiulicious on Nov 26, 2007 12:45:05 GMT -5
I can confidently say that majority of the Divas today are more useless than Debra was in her prime. Ashley, Michelle, Maryse, Cherry, Kelly and Layla come into mind. Debra was over during the Attitude era, she definately got a crowd reaction and that is something most divas today don't get. Michelle gets crickets during her entrance for example.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 12:46:55 GMT -5
Dawn Marie was pretty useless.
She never managed anyone, never had any serious matches and was involved in that complete waste of time with Al Wilson.
Which was a shame, since she actually could've contributed something.
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Post by joeman on Nov 26, 2007 12:50:15 GMT -5
Dawn is actually a good wrestler and manager. Plus, she probably had the best ass out of all the women that ever stepped foot in the WWE. It was a pain to see her job to Torrie all the time.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 26, 2007 13:02:44 GMT -5
My God, she sucked as ring announcer at Backlash 2000. She sounded wasted. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 26, 2007 14:24:06 GMT -5
I can confidently say that majority of the Divas today are more useless than Debra was in her prime. Ashley, Michelle, Maryse, Cherry, Kelly and Layla come into mind. Debra was over during the Attitude era, she definately got a crowd reaction and that is something most divas today don't get. Michelle gets crickets during her entrance for example. Hey Cherry might not do much but its like Ariel with Thorn it completes the look of the team. |
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