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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Nov 26, 2007 10:27:46 GMT -5
-- DOI is reporting that ECW superstar Balls Mahoney is the father of a new baby boy named Christopher. Balls' girlfriend gave birth to the 9 pound baby boy on Thanksgiving.
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Well at least baby Balls will have more teeth than daddy.
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Post by acressl on Nov 26, 2007 10:39:54 GMT -5
Congrats Balls. I hope the child has Mrs. Balls looks.
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Post by shiranui on Nov 26, 2007 10:41:46 GMT -5
So wait, he was cheating on his pregnant wife with Kelly Kelly? What a load of balls!  But seriously, congrats to the guy. |
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Post by acressl on Nov 26, 2007 10:50:43 GMT -5
CAPTAIN CAVEMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!
and son.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Nov 26, 2007 10:57:23 GMT -5
CAPTAIN CAVEMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!! and son. Okay, I see this and laughed. Now shall go to work. Congrats to Balls, though. He better buy that kid some rockin' shirts. |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 26, 2007 11:21:47 GMT -5
I guess that's why he's been off tv recently. Congrats to Balls.
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Post by The Curmudgeon on Nov 26, 2007 11:28:34 GMT -5
I guess that's why he's been off tv recently. Yeah, that'll be the reason.... Vince: Sorry, WHO's had a son? (Insert Jim Neidhart joke here) |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 26, 2007 11:34:44 GMT -5
Someone had sex with him? Were the lights on?
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 26, 2007 11:37:46 GMT -5
Someone had sex with him? Were the lights on? That's kinda mean  |
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 26, 2007 12:02:21 GMT -5
I just want watch him cuddle little balls live on TV.
Oh dear...
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Post by SassovsHart on Nov 26, 2007 12:09:58 GMT -5
Congrats to him, I hope he gets his kid one of those Balls Mahoney Teddy Bears that he gave to Kelly Kelly.
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Nov 26, 2007 13:10:12 GMT -5
Congrats to Balls for spawning a Little Balls Mahoney
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Nov 26, 2007 14:02:54 GMT -5
Someone had sex with him? Were the lights on? So that's one-up on you then.  Joking aside, congratulations to the lot of them  |
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Post by Big L on Nov 26, 2007 14:22:24 GMT -5
Congrats
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Nov 26, 2007 14:26:49 GMT -5
So his date with Kelly Kelly must've gone pretty well...
Also, he must be a superhero if she's given birth this soon.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 26, 2007 14:34:52 GMT -5
Cavemen have a gestation time of 21 days.
Obviously, this is the answer.
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Post by DM91 on Nov 26, 2007 16:03:13 GMT -5
Someone had sex with him? Were the lights on? Not sure but I wonder if she was chanting along with the 'pounding' (I can't put it any less disturbingly than that): "Balls! Balls! Balls! ... Uuuugggghhhhhhh, BALLS!" But seriously I'm glad to hear he has had a son and wish Balls and family all the best. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 26, 2007 17:03:37 GMT -5
He should have named him Zack.
Either way, congrats to mom and dad.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Nov 26, 2007 19:07:08 GMT -5
Congrats to Abbu.....I mean Balls Mahoney and family!
I wonder what Mini-Balls is going to look like.
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Nov 26, 2007 20:17:31 GMT -5
Yeah, Congrads Balls.
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