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Post by ghettooverlord on Nov 28, 2007 15:57:41 GMT -5
So, who ya' got in this grudge match? In this battle, bathturds and basketballs are not only--never mind.
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Post by cart on Nov 28, 2007 15:59:05 GMT -5
not only are you encouraged to vote for batista, youre allowed to
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 28, 2007 16:00:41 GMT -5
"Basketball" vs "Bathturd"...whoever wins, we lose.
I voted for Bobby because of the amazingly bad promos.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2007 16:09:24 GMT -5
Bats. From basketballs, to needing titles back, to getting Ariel fired, to making claims about a relationship that defies all evidence, everything he does seems to have a certain air of comedy about it.
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Post by Fireravenv on Nov 28, 2007 16:15:03 GMT -5
Bats. From basketballs, to needing titles back, to getting Ariel fired, to making claims about a relationship that defies all evidence, everything he does seems to have a certain air of comedy about it. I can't believe you all haven't figured this out yet. He calls his right hand Melina. |
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Nov 28, 2007 16:28:17 GMT -5
Bobby promos just suck uncontrollably, ergo making them awkwardly hilarious.
I usually think Batista does a good job at his promos being that he is supposed to be an intense guy that likes to fight rather than talk and most fans eat his words up and cheer, it's just that this forum and most of the IWC makes it incredibly easy to poke fun at his promos
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Nov 28, 2007 16:52:39 GMT -5
Bobby promos just suck uncontrollably, ergo making them awkwardly hilarious. I usually think Batista does a good job at his promos being that he is supposed to be an intense guy that likes to fight rather than talk and most fans eat his words up and cheer, it's just that this forum and most of the IWC makes it incredibly easy to poke fun at his promos I concur. Batista is (usually) on target with his delivery and everything under his control. As funny as the "basketballs don't hold grudges" line is, it's made all the more ridiculous by the fact that he was more then likely told to say it. Lashley is given lines that would sound normal coming out of anyone else, but just sounds awkward from him. |
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Post by plushtar on Nov 28, 2007 16:59:03 GMT -5
I finally heard the infamous Lashley line, and I did not hear Bathturd. His lisp made it sound like he was refering to a species of fish and its fecal matter.
Anyway, I vote Batista since he did inspire a great series of photoshopped images now currently residing in a folder in my my wrestling folder.
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Post by SassovsHart on Nov 28, 2007 17:43:51 GMT -5
Lashley, he makes everything sound so funny, "bathturd" is really only the tip of the iceberg, really that whole promo the bathturd line came from, "You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight? I say your name is Finlay and your a Basssturd" was great because he sounded like a little kid.
His "No" with the eye bulge, while sounding like a 6 year old who didn't want to go to school was great stuff, as was:
Vince: I'm old enough to be your uncle
Bobby: Yeah, my DAD'S uncle
Then you've got how ridiculous he made the stuff about "the hypeman" and "you can have my podium" sound. The guy just can't do an intense promo.
Batista's easy to make fun of, but he does fine when he has short promos where he just has to sound intense, and doesn't have a lot of lines that he might forget.
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