Tapout
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Post by Tapout on Dec 8, 2007 13:51:19 GMT -5
Evil heel Edge: "Vickie, I know you were severely [kayfabe] injured when a man 3 times your size attacked you and put you in the hospital. I want you to know I love you and you're always in my thoughts, and I hope you make a speedy recovery."
Babyface "Big" Dave: "That just makes me sick!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2007 13:53:12 GMT -5
Evil heel Edge: "Vickie, I know you were severely [kayfabe] injured when a man 3 times your size attacked you and put you in the hospital. I want you to know I love you and you're always in my thoughts, and I hope you make a speedy recovery." Babyface "Big" Dave: "That just makes me sick!" lol yeah i noticed something along those lines and was shaking my head...
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EJS
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Dec 8, 2007 13:53:22 GMT -5
Well theres also the part where he's screwing the boss to get what he wants.
And one would assume, lying about his feelings towards her. Since that seems like the only way to conclude an angle like this.
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Post by ChitownKnight on Dec 8, 2007 13:59:53 GMT -5
did this really happen on Smackdown?
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Post by machinegun on Dec 8, 2007 14:04:17 GMT -5
Batista is a dick.... It's part of his gimmick
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Post by Mecca on Dec 8, 2007 14:05:20 GMT -5
That just goes right a long with the entire booking lately....
Taker beats up a woman and he's the noble face...Batista says people don't deserve title shots. These faces are doing heel things and people are cheering them for it....
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EJS
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Post by EJS on Dec 8, 2007 14:07:34 GMT -5
did this really happen on Smackdown? Paraphrased. Basically before Edge's match he got the mic and talked about how much he loves Vickie and wishes she were here and such. During the match Batista on commentary Cole mentioned how Batista seemed surprised by the Vickie/Edge relationship, Batista said that he was disgusted by it all.
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Mecca
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Post by Mecca on Dec 8, 2007 14:09:54 GMT -5
Batista should have added that he'd approve if Edge had cheated on his cancer stricken wife and f***ed 100 women in 100 days.
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Tapout
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Post by Tapout on Dec 8, 2007 14:11:38 GMT -5
Well theres also the part where he's screwing the boss to get what he wants. And one would assume, lying about his feelings towards her. Since that seems like the only way to conclude an angle like this. That's what it was intended to be, yeah. But the way it's actually unfolding on TV isn't quite working out that way, with hilarious results. See, Vickie never actually turned heel, Edge is supposedly just manipulating her and she can't resist Edge's charm. So, naturally, Vickie, the defenseless woman, is the one who takes the tombstone piledriver and gets put in the hospital. By the babyface Undertaker. To huge crowd pops. As for the rest of the night: Evil heel Edge cuts a heartfelt promo and then gets squashed by the Kane. Helpless before Kane's monstrous assault. What an evil heel. wait... At least the evil Edge was saved from the Undertaker chokeslam by Babyface "Big" Dave, because babyfaces always save their hated enemy heels from... wait... Well, it's a good thing Babyface "Big" Dave was at ringside to interfere with the in-ring action because that's clearly what babyfaces do... wait... If nothing else, they made sure to keep continuity of the onscreen heat between JBL and "Big" Dave after "Big" Dave speared JBL, and JBL came back with the CFH. For most of the match, "Big" Dave sat quietly next to JBL as JBL put him over huge... wait... I know it's fun to sometimes think that there might be some WWE creative guys who actually read this message board, and I never really bought into the theory until now. It really seems like someone on the staff finds "Big" Dave to be the hilariously heel-like babyface we all joke about here, and they're writing it in. If this is the case, bravo to you, sir or madam, if you're reading this. P.S. BABYFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by default on Dec 8, 2007 14:25:07 GMT -5
Batista should have added that he'd approve if Edge had cheated on his cancer stricken wife and smurfed 100 women in 100 days. NOW THERE'S A BOOKING IDEA! Batista should tell Edge he'll give him a title shot in any match he wants, unannounced even, so long as Edge first has sex with 100 women in 100 days. Oh the vignettes and guest appearances... Lita! Mae Young! Linda McMahon!
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Post by ChitownKnight on Dec 8, 2007 14:27:12 GMT -5
Being evil is Taker and Kane's gimmick but Batista...
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Post by shiranui on Dec 8, 2007 14:29:16 GMT -5
Batista should tell Edge he'll give him a title shot in any match he wants, unannounced even, so long as Edge first has sex with 100 women in 100 days. Oh the vignettes and guest appearances... Lita! Mae Young! Linda McMahon! Big Dick Johnson, if you are reading these forums, BOOK THIS NOW!
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Post by pacino on Dec 8, 2007 19:59:51 GMT -5
I guess you guys didn't get the memo that anything Batista does is something a babyface would do!
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Si
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Post by Si on Dec 8, 2007 20:17:03 GMT -5
Batista is a dick.... It's part of his gimmick We need a photoshop of one of the Superman covers from Superdickery with Batista's face on it.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 8, 2007 20:20:46 GMT -5
I think someone in WWE IS a fan of Superdickery.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2007 20:29:33 GMT -5
You know, I often wonder how some of today's angles would be different if they had happened in the 80's.
I think Vickie would be the sweet, but naive babyface, Edge would be the cowardly "classic" wrestling heel, Batista would be the arrogant dick-like heel, and Undertaker would be the Lone Ranger-like tweener.
I'm amazed at how quick WWE is to abandon tried and true storylines. While I understand it's not the 80's anymore, scenarios like the one I mentioned can still work today. It's too bad they so desperatey want to beat the evil GM angle into the ground. They're missing a great oppurtunity to do some great storytelling.
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