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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 14, 2024 12:09:22 GMT -5
They established in Scream 6 that Sidney has a husband and kids. Will poor Patrick Dempsey be killed off in the opening scene? I don't know if the poor woman can take any more losses. Like Laurie Strode got some timeline resets to recoup some losses but poor Sidney hasn't been so lucky. They better not kill off McDreamy! I’m still mad that Grey’s Anatomy offed him.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 9, 2024 17:29:28 GMT -5
Kristen Stewart
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 3, 2024 18:17:35 GMT -5
Father in law’s little chihuahua pisses everywhere in the kitchen except the wee wee pads my mother in law puts down. I’m walking in the kitchen and step in dog piss, slip and fall in the piss, landing on my left arm and back, kicking the dishwasher so the door opens and lands on me. I’m in pain, pissed off (and on), so I slam the dishwasher closed and storm off. Then my wife asks me why I’m slamming things. Tell her because I’m hurting, covered in piss and all I wanna do is take a shower. Only thing I can think to suggest is getting X-tra large pads. We tried that already. My in-laws dogs are just assholes. They like to piss and shit everywhere.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 3, 2024 12:25:46 GMT -5
Father in law’s little chihuahua pisses everywhere in the kitchen except the wee wee pads my mother in law puts down. I’m walking in the kitchen and step in dog piss, slip and fall in the piss, landing on my left arm and back, kicking the dishwasher so the door opens and lands on me.
I’m in pain, pissed off (and on), so I slam the dishwasher closed and storm off. Then my wife asks me why I’m slamming things. Tell her because I’m hurting, covered in piss and all I wanna do is take a shower.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 28, 2024 22:55:54 GMT -5
New Jack vs Mass Transit vs Gypsy Joe
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 28, 2024 2:54:48 GMT -5
Roman gets injured before WrestleMania and forfeits the title. Main event of Night 2 is Cody/Rock. Absolute shitfest for 25 minutes after Rock gets gassed three minutes in.
Cody slaps on a Sharpshooter and the ref calls for the bell, aka Montreal Screwjob Redux.
Cody is handed the belt while Rock goes apeshit, destroying the ringside area and fingering AEW to the hard camera.
Next night on RAW, Cody is in the ring and Roman comes down, the Bloodline seconding him. Cody kneels before Roman and says, “I acknowledge you, my tribal chief!” and surrenders the belt back to Roman.
Epilogue: somehow according to WWE, Cody’s reign doesn’t count and they consider Roman’s title reign unbroken. He then proceeds to hold onto the title for 4 more years, “breaking” Sammartino’s record. He then retires as champ, putting no one over on the way out.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 27, 2024 19:47:47 GMT -5
Liver and onions!
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 27, 2024 19:32:31 GMT -5
Me: How bad could it be?
*googles tweet*
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 19, 2024 23:38:39 GMT -5
Turns out we had nothing to worry about. Mr Kinney is just fine
*** Language Warning ***
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 19, 2024 0:26:40 GMT -5
Just a temporary setback. A glitch.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 17, 2024 2:48:49 GMT -5
My favorite non-wrestling Mongo moment. He calls out Angel Hernandez for blowing a big play at Home, and proceeds to rib him a little bit. Angel didn't like this, and actually got Mongo thrown out of the game. Mongo laughed it off though. Hope Mongo pulls through and makes it to his deserved Hall of Fame induction. And f*** Angel Hernandez.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 12, 2024 15:55:13 GMT -5
Got a free Western Bacon Cheeseburger from Carl’s Jr through the app (today only).
Some generous soul upgraded it to a Double Western no charge.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 11, 2024 23:24:19 GMT -5
The 49ers.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:20:37 GMT -5
And of course he mentions the f****** Netflix deal.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:17:32 GMT -5
How bad is HHH gonna botch this?
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:16:02 GMT -5
I’d rather watch paint dry than listen to Byron Saxton and that silly mustache.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:07:01 GMT -5
McAfee is not undefeated at Mania? The sex pest beat him. Although I am trying to forget that so I won’t blame them too much.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 19:05:41 GMT -5
Let’s see if WWE pivots or doubles down on their horseshit
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 8, 2024 0:56:15 GMT -5
WrestleMania 2000's main event had a McMahon in every corner, WreestleMania XL's main event is gonna have a wrestling journalist in every corner! Great idea! One corner can be The Rock and Meltzer. When Rock starts the match instead of going full force he just stutters around and somehow the ring is covered in trash and the place is a mess. One corner can be Cody Rhodes and Sean Ross Sapp. Cody is the favorite in the match but gets weirdly personal and aggressive out of nowhere, causing the fans to think "damn I want this guy to win but why is he so pissy right now?" One corner can be Drew McIntyre and Alvarez. Drew comes into the match hot but for whatever reason, keeps screaming "NXT WOMEN!?" at random times in the match. Nobody understands why. Last corner is Seth Rollins and Pete Select. There are banana peels everywhere, the crowd's favorite. Midway through the match, Nick Hausman grabs a mic and runs into the center of the ring screaming, “What about me? What about Hausman?!?” Everyone (journalists, the wrestlers, the ref) all proceed to kick the living shit out of him.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Feb 7, 2024 2:27:55 GMT -5
I want Meltzer to accompany Rock as a manager like HBK/Jose Lothario, whatever happens at WM. Dude has been in the wrasslin' journalism biz for over 40 YEARS, it blows my mind. Only if Sid hits Meltzer with a camera.
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