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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 2:44:51 GMT -5
Waking up to a disappointing lack of updates. I was expecting the revelation Ace Steel never actually worked for aew, he just showed up with Punk one day, someone asked him a question and he ran with it. Considering I had never noticed/seen him until the Punk storyline started, I would believe that. "Who the hell is this guy?" "Why is he cutting a hell of a promo... he just dropped the F bomb. Oh... dear." "Well, Punk won. Probably the last we see of.... HE TRIED TO EAT OMEGA?!?" - The thoughts of a Demented fool.
I recall waking up for the day and finding out elsewhere that Punk won. I was like "oh". Frankly, for most part I just go here for the wrestling experience. The "oh" ain't positive or negative, just a day to day reaction to metaphorically the wheels spinning. Then I saw the thread here about the media scrum. And it's become a series of "wait, what?" from me. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 2:15:52 GMT -5
Why does he need more? He's got like 97 children already... ...oh god, Ace eats them. That's why the number of children always changes. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 2:01:27 GMT -5
i’m just gonna say if a dog starts talking shit about me, i’m videotaping that dog and sending it to America’s Funniest Home Videos You could probably upload it to youtube and start a promising youtuber career. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 1:59:10 GMT -5
I must repeat. This thread has been fun. Don't make it unfun. Move the discussion.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 1:55:52 GMT -5
i feel like i just hallucinated the last few pages The last few? The entirety of the thread has been this strange fever dream it feels. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 1:54:46 GMT -5
All right thread is fine for most part. If someone says their out of the thread, then that's it. Please don't make me put my mod shoes on.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 1:36:39 GMT -5
So, to calm things down a bit, some more food talk.
So, human flesh, amirite? Om nom nom. Mmm, long pork, soylent green, the forbidden fruit.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 7, 2022 0:48:16 GMT -5
eh i guess if you put pieces in there wouldn’t be bad, oike cookie dough ice cream Yes yes… now who is going to try these muffins tomorrow morning when they open? I heard CM Punk went into the muffin store and ate everything in the muffin store and they had to close the muffin store. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 14:29:31 GMT -5
In any case, I'm heading off to bed. 3AM now and I gotta be an adult at 8AM. Someone PM me if there's turtles involved, or something as insane. I may or may not react to it. What if I told you that CM Punk and Dr. Phil were in fact the same person? Dr. Phil Brooks. Would that be crazy enough? Well, try to try talking to me when I just wake up, sober and just busy. I want snapping turtles, or me ain't gonna be happy. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 14:23:05 GMT -5
In any case, I'm heading off to bed. 3AM now and I gotta be an adult at 8AM. Someone PM me if there's turtles involved, or something as insane. I may or may not react to it.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 14:15:09 GMT -5
I woke up in the middle of the night, read the continuing chaos, I am going back to bed. Expect to wake up to the news of someone making love to a muffin. Something involving snapping turtles is my bet. Or just something equivalent to the newz of Christian and Malaysian slaves. At this point, the biting and chair throwing is essentially MVP with a screwdriver but real life. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 14:03:29 GMT -5
Your argument seems to favor Punk's side of the story, but what about everything else? Story so far is that the argument escalated so Punk threw a punch, then chair thrown and bites from Ace Steel. Did someone else have something that required a thrown chair or a bite? In the end, Ace Steel brought out the worst of that situation. Angry words turned to that. So far, it says that Punk's going to walk if Ace is released. I'd be impressed if he did. The Punk walking thing is a Meltz speculation thing, guessing everyone gets a good suspension from this. Honestly, hopefully so. In the end, everyone acted less than they should be. If someone makes a choice, then they should be responsible of dealing with the consequences. Punk, Khan, etc. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 13:58:37 GMT -5
ok you publicly talk shit about your bosses and then punch them and go " you shouldn't have come and talk to me wen I'm pissed off" and see what happens You and I both know that isn't what he'd say, he'd say they started the fight and he defended himself. Also I could go up to my boss and tell him I think he smells like a homeless mans taint and that I heard he pays prostitutes to touch him because he's lonely and guess what...he still can not touch me without there being massive ramifications. Your argument seems to favor Punk's side of the story, but what about everything else? Story so far is that the argument escalated so Punk threw a punch, then chair thrown and bites from Ace Steel. Did someone else have something that required a thrown chair or a bite? In the end, Ace Steel brought out the worst of that situation. Angry words turned to that. So far, it says that Punk's going to walk if Ace is released. I'd be impressed if he did. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 13:50:15 GMT -5
And I've been bitten by my cat before it got vaccinated. The initial series of shots I had to take was painful. All limbs at least as I recall, and the bite wound for a kitten stung like hell on the way to the hospital. Actual bites are hell.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 13:47:05 GMT -5
I'd say I'm straight, but Mox, Orange Cassidy, then Miro. Them and probably some more I'd want to carry me than Punk. I'll feel safe. ...what? If I could leap up and Cena's gonna catch me and carry me, I'd take that shot... so long as it doesn't involve me getting dropped. Got screws in my spine. I'd rather not be dropped. It's like that OVA of Honey and Clover. Being carried is nice. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 13:21:04 GMT -5
I just imagined Moxley chilling in his hotel room while all of this was going on, listening to his Lana Del Rey records. Is this a shoot brother? Cuz if so I somehow love Mox more I'd say I'm straight, but Mox, Orange Cassidy, then Miro. Them and probably some more I'd want to carry me than Punk. I'll feel safe. ...what? |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 13:11:50 GMT -5
I don't trust Last either, but if Punk and Omega were able to talk after it all happened, even if the talks didn't go that well, that's about the only positive and adults in the room thing that's come out about this story. I do fully believe that Omega is the most level headed of the whole group. I do think there is something to this problem of the EVP titles and active wrestlers. I want to be clear before I say this that Punk and Ace Steel are clearly the most wrong here. But even though Punk said to go find him . . . the EVPs of the company shouldn’t be going into his locker room to confront him anyway. This has turned into an extreme example of EVPs and talent being one in the same, but I feel like that was always going to be problematic at some point. I feel, in a position of power, I'd like to try to talk to someone who just went nuts on a chat with the media. Don't expect someone to bite me, though. I'd rather not have the possibility to get bitten, as I'd rather talk it out. My own cat has bitten me, even on the hair to wake me up. Don't like it. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 13:03:46 GMT -5
So did like...Ace get word that Punk was being ganged up on in his locker room with his wife in the room and kind of go in guns blazing? Weird. He thought he had that thing in Pac Man and started chomping at everything, which led to Kenny Omega. |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 12:56:39 GMT -5
And just to keep the tradition of food talk alive...
...today my aunt sent us slices of pork belly. Mainly marinated in garlic, soy sauce, vinegar, and the cheap gin sold here. Amazing scent and taste when you BBQ it. It's a great reminder of big family gatherings, because my aunt will always cook them on those big days when everyone gathers. Get a heap of fresh cooked rice, and nothing else matters. Scent I associate with new year fireworks since I was a kid.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 6, 2022 12:47:38 GMT -5
And, thinking about it, if I was Punk... even in an event where there was punching involved, am I gonna condone someone throwing a chair at one guy and biting someone? I had an argument and a friend just bit someone. You better go through walking out if that friend is fired, otherwise you're... I'm not a guy that cusses, but if you let that guy get fired and don't walk out and compromise, then you're a bitch. A poser. And when Cthulhu calls you a bitch, you know you f***ed up. Come on now... ...Ace hasn't been fired yet. I'm not actually saying it yet. |
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