Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 9, 2011 23:16:24 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread #11. Continued from right here
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Oct 9, 2011 23:20:39 GMT -5
well played Amigo... thanks for scoring this one.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 10, 2011 15:35:53 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, don't know how to quote from the old thread..
"Richlen, you may think you're impressive, but you're anything but. I know how people like you think. No one has ever got near to instilling fear in you before. They may have come close, but they've never got there.
"Fear is something that you can't control, fear is something that will overpower you, take over your very soul, and make you doubt your very being.
"Look deep inside your soul Richlen. Look so far down when you turn your head you can't even see where you started from. In that cold, dark place, you will find your fear, and you know what it will tell you? It will tell you that you should be afraid of a man with nothing to lose, especially when that man is coming for you.
"Enjoy what time you have left Richlen, make peace with those you care about. Your hour is about to come."
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Oct 10, 2011 16:21:03 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, don't know how to quote from the old thread.. "Richlen, you may think you're impressive, but you're anything but. I know how people like you think. No one has ever got near to instilling fear in you before. They may have come close, but they've never got there.
"Fear is something that you can't control, fear is something that will overpower you, take over your very soul, and make you doubt your very being.
"Look deep inside your soul Richlen. Look so far down when you turn your head you can't even see where you started from. In that cold, dark place, you will find your fear, and you know what it will tell you? It will tell you that you should be afraid of a man with nothing to lose, especially when that man is coming for you.
"Enjoy what time you have left Richlen, make peace with those you care about. Your hour is about to come."OCC: Just quote it, copy it, then paste it here
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 10, 2011 16:23:33 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, don't know how to quote from the old thread.. "Richlen, you may think you're impressive, but you're anything but. I know how people like you think. No one has ever got near to instilling fear in you before. They may have come close, but they've never got there.
"Fear is something that you can't control, fear is something that will overpower you, take over your very soul, and make you doubt your very being.
"Look deep inside your soul Richlen. Look so far down when you turn your head you can't even see where you started from. In that cold, dark place, you will find your fear, and you know what it will tell you? It will tell you that you should be afraid of a man with nothing to lose, especially when that man is coming for you.
"Enjoy what time you have left Richlen, make peace with those you care about. Your hour is about to come." No, Castle, in that cold dark place is something that even you would be afraid of. Yes, it may sound like just a bunch of talk right now. But when the time comes that I have to go to that reserve to find the worst part of me, you or anyone else unfortunate enough to see it will wish you could forget it.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 11, 2011 15:28:29 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, don't know how to quote from the old thread.. "Richlen, you may think you're impressive, but you're anything but. I know how people like you think. No one has ever got near to instilling fear in you before. They may have come close, but they've never got there.
"Fear is something that you can't control, fear is something that will overpower you, take over your very soul, and make you doubt your very being.
"Look deep inside your soul Richlen. Look so far down when you turn your head you can't even see where you started from. In that cold, dark place, you will find your fear, and you know what it will tell you? It will tell you that you should be afraid of a man with nothing to lose, especially when that man is coming for you.
"Enjoy what time you have left Richlen, make peace with those you care about. Your hour is about to come."OCC: Just quote it, copy it, then paste it here OOC: Cheers, much appreciated.
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 11, 2011 15:34:55 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry, don't know how to quote from the old thread.. "Richlen, you may think you're impressive, but you're anything but. I know how people like you think. No one has ever got near to instilling fear in you before. They may have come close, but they've never got there.
"Fear is something that you can't control, fear is something that will overpower you, take over your very soul, and make you doubt your very being.
"Look deep inside your soul Richlen. Look so far down when you turn your head you can't even see where you started from. In that cold, dark place, you will find your fear, and you know what it will tell you? It will tell you that you should be afraid of a man with nothing to lose, especially when that man is coming for you.
"Enjoy what time you have left Richlen, make peace with those you care about. Your hour is about to come." No, Castle, in that cold dark place is something that even you would be afraid of. Yes, it may sound like just a bunch of talk right now. But when the time comes that I have to go to that reserve to find the worst part of me, you or anyone else unfortunate enough to see it will wish you could forget it. "I doubt it Richlen. I've seen the best in people, I've seen the worst in people. People are magnificent, or they are reprehensible. One person can move a mountain and never say a word, one man can destroy a life and talk about it forever more. Good people, decent people, are capable of the kindest acts you could ever imagine, but the bad people, the evil people, are capable of doing the things that can never be forgiven.
"I used to be one of the decent people. I used to be one of the good guys, but all that got taken away. I've got nothing left now other than that part of my soul that cannot be forgiven. I'm one of the bad people, and I cna never go back. I can't be saved. I can't be helped. There's only one place this ends for me, and it isn't going to be a happy ending.
"When you get to that point kid, you let me know, because then you'll feel how I do."
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Post by theblackrose on Oct 11, 2011 19:36:46 GMT -5
*the Black rose is seen standing on top of a roof overlookiing The stars at Night* *Narrator Speaks*
The Darkness He revels in it with his only light being the one rose and the stars.One day He will be a star of his own in wcwf and his Star will shine brigher like the stars lighting up the night this monday He is issuing an open challenge to any superstar* A rose falls as the camera fades to black
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 11, 2011 19:37:30 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun sitting in his basement...trying to hook up a big screen TV
Oh....you all may be asking...WHY AM I NOT AT NITRAW THIS WEEK!!!! Shouldn't I be backstage with my ViVA Inc brothers? Well...you see ViVA has decided to reward me for my excellent work after destroying Aaron Enigma and Ryan Blood...and has not only given me the night off...but out of the kindness of his own black heart...HE BOUGHT ME A BIG SCREEN TV!!!!! You see...once your in ViVA Inc...and if your a champion like myself...YOU GET SOME REAL KICK ASS PERKS!!!!! ViVA believes in rewarding his followers for a job well done. He knows that I'm the greatest Hardcore champion....and so he gave this TV. I've never owned a TV before. I've always wanted one...BECAUSE I'M NOT A NERD LIKE BERGMAN!!!! AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT A BIG OVERRATED BUFFOON LIKE EVIL M!!!! I deserve my times off. So I'm going to watch Nitraw on this big ol beauty. This way, I get to watch the travesty of a Hardcore match, Evil M vs Bergman. Of course, the winner gets a shot at MY HARDCORE TITLE BELT!!!!! THE WINNER OF THAT MATCH WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE LOSER!!!!! The WWCF just loves throwing their beloved legends at me for me to massacre. HEHE!!!! However, even though I won't be AT Nitraw...that doesn't mean I won't be ON Nitraw. You see, ViVA Inc has bought a little air time for yours truly. Because...lets be honest here. If I'm not on Nitraw RATING PLUMMET!!!! The fans out there know that any other man who claims to be the toughest man in the WWCF...is not only a liar...BUT A DEAD MAN!!!!! BECAUSE THIS TITLE WILL NEVER....NEVER, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
Vokoun starts laughing out loud. Then suddenly stops and gives the camera an evil look.
Never...be taken away from me. Not by Bergman, not by Evil M....not by anybody. And if you don't think I'm jokin.....well.....YOU KNOW THE DAMN REST!!!!!!![/color]
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 12, 2011 2:40:28 GMT -5
*WWCF.com exclusive*(we see The Sam leaving his private locker room when Jerry Fish approaches The Sam with a microphone) Jerry - I have a question I would like to ask on behalf of all our fans at WWCF.com.The Sam - Go ahead pip squeek, I ain't got all night.Jerry - Well we were wondering if maybe you could give us a sneak preview of what your interview with Tim Hoss might be like tonight.The Sam - Am I going to get paid for this?Jerry Fish - ...no, it's just something nice to do for our loyal fans at WWCF.com.The Sam - Shill that website one more time and I'm gonna sick The Great Warrior onto you.Jerry Fish - Sorry.The Sam - But since you asked. To all you geeks, nerds and poindexters out there watching this on your internet. Blogging about it on your twitters or facebooks or yourspaces. Just know this, you are all a bunch of losers. And tonight, I'm going to defend not just myself but my client, the next big thing in WWCF, The Great Warrior. Now excuse me, I am expecting a meeting with a couple of very important clientele.(The Sam walks away) Jerry Fish - ...i'm not a nerd...
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 12, 2011 16:13:36 GMT -5
*the Black rose is seen standing on top of a roof overlookiing The stars at Night* *Narrator Speaks* The Darkness He revels in it with his only light being the one rose and the stars.One day He will be a star of his own in wcwf and his Star will shine brigher like the stars lighting up the night this monday He is issuing an open challenge to any superstar* A rose falls as the camera fades to black You fancy rattling someone's cage you little powder faced emo punk? Try me on for size.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 12, 2011 19:31:22 GMT -5
Happy Halloween all you Wrestle-men!
My name is.....not immediately important......but you may call me The Pumpkin King......yes...you use these "personas" and "gimmicks" instead of your real name......"ClayFabe" or something...... Just another word for costumes and pranks in my bony estimation.....Wait....no...my Estimation isn't bony at all.....It's the same as every single one of you Hew-Man Meat creatures.....
Any way, this Culty Guy.....Jeremy? He's got the wrong idea about me. Probably been fed bad information from that LIAR Dagon....He always was an odd one, even in my neck of Hallowee--I mean NEBRASKA! I AM FROM NEBRASKA! Anyway....Dagon's a Liar...always smelt vaguely of herring.....spoke to the Shub-Whosiwhatsis and her brood....odd lot.....Never trust anyone from R'yaleh....I MEAN KANSAS!
Anyhoo...enough of my odd midwestern-ness I understand it's custom to settile this "In the Ring....I MEAN....Of course I understand this.....this isn't my first match or anything.....I'm a wily veteren hailing from the Rolling Spiral Hills of.....Nebraska where I took on a massive.....Nebraskan Boogieman......
So DuPoe? Are you Game? Would you like to face me in the Circled Square? I'll not go easy on thee.....I AM JACK THE PUMPKIN KING....
I mean....I AM most assuredly "NOT JACK" The Pumpkin King...
I mean I'm obviously THE PUMPKIN KING.....but I'm not JACK!
OOC: OK, here's the thing I had hthis idea where yeah....it's exactly what it looks like ("Nightmare Before XMas Stuff and all) But Jack really has NO clue what "our world" is all about aside from Halloween, a bit of Christmas and what he understands about wrestling from Chikara DVDs smuggled into Halloweentown.
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Post by General Adam on Oct 12, 2011 19:56:30 GMT -5
Next week it's me and Michaels. It's the semi-finals and the world heavyweight title is getting closer and closer into my hands. Get ready Michaels, because I am not going down so easily. I want that belt.....and I am prepared to go to war if I have to.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 12, 2011 20:10:42 GMT -5
Ah, pro wrestling, the only sport I know of where you can drop your old boss on his head and get rewarded for it! Sometimes I really love my job!
*Blood grins*
On to next week. It's me and good old Seth Drakin again.
Last time we fought, Seth, it was in a steel cage. You picked up the win that time, yeah, but it took everything you had. You weren't even able to do what you so desperately wanted to do and I4I me after the beating I gave you in there!
And now, as I believe I proved earlier...now I'm even better.
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Viva
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Post by Viva on Oct 12, 2011 20:13:30 GMT -5
You guys are probably kicking yourselves, asking yourselves why Gus Richlen talked so much shit about me and my crew, talked about how he was going to decisively beat us, and then promptly got put to sleep with a Long Kiss Goodnight. It's science at this point: If you step into this ring with me, booking be damned, you're leaving it one of two ways. With a loss, or on a stretcher. And believe me when I tell you, it's not personal.
Gus, I was a big fan when you debuted. You have all the makings to be a f***ing stud in this company, but you continue to bite off more than you can chew. You stared down the barrel of my gun, and I fired a round at you. Now, you can get up and keep coming for more, but I'm going to keep firing rounds at you until you're Old Yeller, pal. I'll stick you dead in the ground before I ever give you the pleasure of beating me.
And that goes for every other shape-shod, makeshift tag team around here. If you want these f***ing belts, you better do your god damn homework. Dupoe and I, we train our craft daily. We're consistently working on ways to be better than you. We're even messing around with a few finisher variations. You don't have a legit shot against us unless you put the time in, because we're a team. Dupoe and Jonathan Michaels, they aren't a team. They're just a couple of posers, wanting what I have not because they think they deserve it, but simply because I have it.
Like sands in the hourglass, these are the days of your lives. Constantly losing, and until you get the f*** in the dojo and put the work in, that's how it's going to stay.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 12, 2011 20:17:27 GMT -5
"Zombo. My opponent for this next week and one of the most unique opponents I've ever had the pleasure of wrestling. Big Z, unlike most of the people around this company, I don't care if you're human, zombie, werewolf, vampire, ginger, a Packers fan, any of that. If you're getting between those ropes to wrestle, then I'll approach you with the same level of respect and preparation that I do each and every of my opponents. Show me respect, and you'll get it right back. If you don't? Then I'll still wrestle you with the same preparation...but you won't get an OUNCE of verbal respect. That being said, good luck."
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Oct 12, 2011 20:54:06 GMT -5
*As Ryan Blood walks down the hall following his earlier promo, his eyes go wide as he sees something off-camera*
BLOOD: What the hell are YOU doing here?!
*A middle-aged man with a long beard and wearing black robes and a pointy hat walks into the picture. He frowns disapprovingly at Blood. At the very same moment, as it happens, Jerry Fish walks by and stops to stare at the strangely-dressed man*
FISH: Hey, this guy looks familiar...
ROBED GUY: As I should, for the WWCF has felt my presence before. BEHOLD!
*The guy in the robes starts making funny sounds and waggling his fingers, and suddenly the air in front of him shimmers and shows a scene from an old NiteRaw!*
*As Jerry gapes in amazement like...a fish...the illusion vanishes and the man speaks to Blood again*
EVIL WIZARD: If it wasn't for my help, you would have been Dracula-food! But what thanks did I get? None! What gratitude did you show me? NONE! Did you even acknowledge you knew me? NO!
BLOOD: I didn't want your help, dad!
FISH: [having recovered enough to speak again] Wait...Blood, this evil wizard is your FATHER?!
BLOOD: [mumbles something, seeming embarrassed]
EVIL WIZARD: Yes I'm his father! I'm also the man who murdered Neo Het's parents, but that's neither here nor there! They were too silly to be allowed to live anyway! But back to you, Rynathapolis Blood Junior!
BLOOD: IT'S RYAN, DAMMIT! RYAN!
RYNATHAPOLIS BLOOD SR, THE EVIL WIZARD: Your rejection of your name--a name that your mother and I went to a lot of trouble picking out, might I add--is part of the reason why I am here! And why she's not, because seeing you like this would break her heart! Why, have you rejected your heritage, son? You come from a long line of evil wizards, you were on your way to becoming the most powerful of the Bloods, and then you throw it all away to...
*Rynathapolis scrunches up his face in disgust as he speaks the next words*
RYNATHAPOLIS BLOOD SR, THE EVIL WIZARD: ...to become a wrestler.[/i]
*Jerry Fish is again too astonished to speak. Blood has plenty to say, though*
RYAN BLOOD, a.k.a. RYNATHAPOLIS BLOOD JR. (apparently): And why the hell not?! IT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS!!! Don't tell me that you enjoy spending hours and hours memorizing spells every day, only to forget them once you cast the f***ing things and have to spend more hours memorizing them all over again! I'd rather make my living doing something I enjoy, that's easier, and that pays better, i.e. wrestling! And the reason I didn't talk to you was because I knew I'd get the same speech you're giving me right now about how I'm wasting my life and I should do the evil wizard thing! I don't want to hear it! GO AWAY!
*Blood storms off, angrily muttering to himself*
RYNATHAPOLIS BLOOD SR, THE EVIL WIZARD: No, I don't think I will.
*He makes some more weird noises and does some more finger-waggling, and then vanishes*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 12, 2011 21:15:32 GMT -5
I have to admit, didn't know Ryan was a Wizard.
Anyways, Connor, excuse the pun, but you got saved by the bell, and you know it. But, hey. I'm a nice guy, and I'll let bygones be bygones, and I'll allow you to run and go face someone else.
Now, I am not booked next week. Offically, that is. But, I don't mind, because I'm going to be there anyays. Some unsanctioned acitvity, one might say. And the title will be there, too.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 12, 2011 21:29:59 GMT -5
You guys are probably kicking yourselves, asking yourselves why Gus Richlen talked so much s*** about me and my crew, talked about how he was going to decisively beat us, and then promptly got put to sleep with a Long Kiss Goodnight. It's science at this point: If you step into this ring with me, booking be damned, you're leaving it one of two ways. With a loss, or on a stretcher. And believe me when I tell you, it's not personal.
Gus, I was a big fan when you debuted. You have all the makings to be a f***ing stud in this company, but you continue to bite off more than you can chew. You stared down the barrel of my gun, and I fired a round at you. Now, you can get up and keep coming for more, but I'm going to keep firing rounds at you until you're Old Yeller, pal. I'll stick you dead in the ground before I ever give you the pleasure of beating me.
And that goes for every other shape-shod, makeshift tag team around here. If you want these f***ing belts, you better do your god damn homework. Dupoe and I, we train our craft daily. We're consistently working on ways to be better than you. We're even messing around with a few finisher variations. You don't have a legit shot against us unless you put the time in, because we're a team. Dupoe and Jonathan Michaels, they aren't a team. They're just a couple of posers, wanting what I have not because they think they deserve it, but simply because I have it.
Like sands in the hourglass, these are the days of your lives. Constantly losing, and until you get the f*** in the dojo and put the work in, that's how it's going to stay. Oh please, Viva. You know damn well that one match means nothing. One match does not make you better than me. PERIOD.
Next week, I knock down the Great Warrior. At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I knock down whoever tries to take my Inter-Forum Championship from me.
And the next time you stand in the ring against me, Viva, It'll be ME walking away victorious.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 12, 2011 21:47:10 GMT -5
One step down, two more steps to go to be the new world champion.
Aaron, you and I once again delivered in that ring a match worthy of being the main event. And while I was the one who finally got the one on one pin on you, I see no problem in eventually giving you another match with me. You have always fought for what is right, but for now........I have to move on. Oh, and good luck with that movie you are in.
Ryan, it seems you are next. Now I know you have been saying for months now that you are going to make me pay for giving you the I4I, which is sort of ironic as the I4I was sort of my payback for what you and the Pantheon did to my wife and I. We fought once before inside of a steel cage and while of course, I came out victorious...........you proved to be one tough nut to crack.
I know you are not the same man I fought in that cage, that guy was a hopeless follower of Colt. Now you are your own man, a former Champion of Honor facing the only man who has held that belt twice. Since you and I are very well adept to the Rules of Honor, I would hope that you will follow them even if we are not in a match that those rules are necessary in because I plan on following them as well. All I can say other than that right now is good luck because against it, you are going to need that and skill to beat me.
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