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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 17:16:53 GMT -5
You really want to go there?? You fought the Puppet Master, not just Seth Drakin............so you are 0-0 against me.
Sucks when the shoe is on the other foot, doesn't it. The only difference is that you're the same old loser. You haven't changed at all. You just sit there and talk about change. Look at what you did after you lost to Ryan Blood. You asked him for a chance at the belt if he were to win. You never earn anything. You take, and you take, and you take. You called yourself a puppet master, you begged for opportunities you never deserved. You call yourself 'Seth Drakin' now, you beg for opportunities you don't deserve. You're just a Geriatric Gary. Deal with it. The world has passed you by.
Look at what I've accomplished since reinventing yourself. You're dying to follow in my footsteps. The problem is, you can't. You're not good enough.
And if we're getting into semantics, you dropped the 'puppet master' nonsense after Gookermania. I'm the catalyst that brought forth your stupid inconsequential change. Viva, I only said I deserve a rematch because he won because of magic from his father.
And you are still the same pathetic Viva that I always fought. Just because you change your name does not mean you are any different. Just wanted to show you that.
Every world title match I get, I earn. I won Battle Bowl.........twice. I won Ernest Goes To Wargames. I have won matches to determine #1 contenders. You on the other hand, use rematch clauses and pity to get your title shots.......oh wait, you earned only one opportunity when you won King of Wrestlecrap.
You are nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he is a big deal, but in all honesty............he is just a pathetic worm.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 18:27:17 GMT -5
The only difference is that you're the same old loser. You haven't changed at all. You just sit there and talk about change. Look at what you did after you lost to Ryan Blood. You asked him for a chance at the belt if he were to win. You never earn anything. You take, and you take, and you take. You called yourself a puppet master, you begged for opportunities you never deserved. You call yourself 'Seth Drakin' now, you beg for opportunities you don't deserve. You're just a Geriatric Gary. Deal with it. The world has passed you by.
Look at what I've accomplished since reinventing yourself. You're dying to follow in my footsteps. The problem is, you can't. You're not good enough.
And if we're getting into semantics, you dropped the 'puppet master' nonsense after Gookermania. I'm the catalyst that brought forth your stupid inconsequential change. Viva, I only said I deserve a rematch because he won because of magic from his father.
And you are still the same pathetic Viva that I always fought. Just because you change your name does not mean you are any different. Just wanted to show you that.
Every world title match I get, I earn. I won Battle Bowl.........twice. I won Ernest Goes To Wargames. I have won matches to determine #1 contenders. You on the other hand, use rematch clauses and pity to get your title shots.......oh wait, you earned only one opportunity when you won King of Wrestlecrap.
You are nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he is a big deal, but in all honesty............he is just a pathetic worm. Derp derp. I only said I deserve a rematch because I always say I deserve a rematch after I lose fairly.
Derp derp. I'm going to repeat what you said, right back at you! I'm rubber, you're glue!
Derp derp, you're nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he's a big deal, but in all honesty, you've won like 5 matches in a row, and it's clear you're hotter than steam right now. I'm jealous.
*clears throat*
Now that I've spit it back at you, do you realize how retarded you sound every time you open your mouth?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 18:43:47 GMT -5
Viva, I only said I deserve a rematch because he won because of magic from his father.
And you are still the same pathetic Viva that I always fought. Just because you change your name does not mean you are any different. Just wanted to show you that.
Every world title match I get, I earn. I won Battle Bowl.........twice. I won Ernest Goes To Wargames. I have won matches to determine #1 contenders. You on the other hand, use rematch clauses and pity to get your title shots.......oh wait, you earned only one opportunity when you won King of Wrestlecrap.
You are nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he is a big deal, but in all honesty............he is just a pathetic worm. Derp derp. I only said I deserve a rematch because I always say I deserve a rematch after I lose fairly.
Derp derp. I'm going to repeat what you said, right back at you! I'm rubber, you're glue!
Derp derp, you're nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he's a big deal, but in all honesty, you've won like 5 matches in a row, and it's clear you're hotter than steam right now. I'm jealous.
*clears throat*
Now that I've spit it back at you, do you realize how retarded you sound every time you open your mouth? Go back and look at the tape. You will see a guy who got teleported from the ring to a gas station by some crazy wizard. If you think that is fair, you are more delusional than hell. And I am not out here demanding a rematch with Ryan when he wins the world title, I am merely saying he should keep what happens in mind and knowing a man who has been a Champion of Honor, anything other than undisputable victory is not worth it.
The only one between the two of us that may need some help is the one making the retarded accusations.
Do the world a favor and sit over in the corner.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 20:53:13 GMT -5
Derp derp. I only said I deserve a rematch because I always say I deserve a rematch after I lose fairly.
Derp derp. I'm going to repeat what you said, right back at you! I'm rubber, you're glue!
Derp derp, you're nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he's a big deal, but in all honesty, you've won like 5 matches in a row, and it's clear you're hotter than steam right now. I'm jealous.
*clears throat*
Now that I've spit it back at you, do you realize how retarded you sound every time you open your mouth? Go back and look at the tape. You will see a guy who got teleported from the ring to a gas station by some crazy wizard. If you think that is fair, you are more delusional than hell. And I am not out here demanding a rematch with Ryan when he wins the world title, I am merely saying he should keep what happens in mind and knowing a man who has been a Champion of Honor, anything other than undisputable victory is not worth it.
The only one between the two of us that may need some help is the one making the retarded accusations.
Do the world a favor and sit over in the corner. Take your own advice, buddy. Do the world a favor and stop pretending you're main event level when you haven't won a match in God knows how long. Assume the f***ing position.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 21:41:50 GMT -5
Go back and look at the tape. You will see a guy who got teleported from the ring to a gas station by some crazy wizard. If you think that is fair, you are more delusional than hell. And I am not out here demanding a rematch with Ryan when he wins the world title, I am merely saying he should keep what happens in mind and knowing a man who has been a Champion of Honor, anything other than undisputable victory is not worth it.
The only one between the two of us that may need some help is the one making the retarded accusations.
Do the world a favor and sit over in the corner. Take your own advice, buddy. Do the world a favor and stop pretending you're main event level when you haven't won a match in God knows how long. Assume the f***ing position. Talk about short term memory..............I won a match two weeks ago. And I am not assuming any position around your ass.
Oh one more thing.......while I may not be at the main event level right now, I am still at a higher level than you.
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Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 22:14:21 GMT -5
Take your own advice, buddy. Do the world a favor and stop pretending you're main event level when you haven't won a match in God knows how long. Assume the f***ing position. Talk about short term memory..............I won a match two weeks ago. And I am not assuming any position around your ass.
Oh one more thing.......while I may not be at the main event level right now, I am still at a higher level than you. So now, because you beat a scrub in the first round of that joke of a tournament (which they held me out of... you know, because I'd win.) You've 'won' a match. Hollow victories for the former "Puppet Master." You're at a higher level than I am? Categorical delusion on every level to go with that hollow victory, chump.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 19, 2011 22:24:30 GMT -5
Take your own advice, buddy. Do the world a favor and stop pretending you're main event level when you haven't won a match in God knows how long. Assume the f***ing position. Talk about short term memory..............I won a match two weeks ago. And I am not assuming any position around your ass.
Oh one more thing.......while I may not be at the main event level right now, I am still at a higher level than you.*yawning* Man Seth I have to thank you, you are the most effective insomnia aid in the world. Sell your rants on audio book I know roughly 10,000 people who will make you rich. Mind you if you do I will destroy you for your greedy ways as is Father Dagons will.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 22:39:10 GMT -5
*What is left is left is a cardboard cutout of Seth Drakin....which has some audio*
Sorry guys, but I got tired of your constant BS so while you two were yapping, I replaced myself with this cutout so I could focus more on my title match and not on two stooges. But before I go.........I did leave Jeremy with a new theme song for him.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 19, 2011 22:43:07 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with-
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!
Gus Richlen storms into frame and causes Fred G. Neric to back up.
I know what you are about to say! I know that you want to ask me the same questions as you were ready to ask me the last time, but do you think the people want me to answer a couple questions, oh thank you for your time, Gus, and good luck? No, they want me to speak what I want to speak! Why? Because they know my word is good, and they know that I am a man who backs his words up with THE MOST AMAZING ACTIONS that you or anyone else will ever see and that you will almost certainly never see again!
"But Gus, aren't you even in the least bit intimidated by the realization that you could lose the Inter-Forum Championship?" NO, I'M NOT INTIMIDATED! Am I intimidated by a guy with a wind-up monkey who shills weird merchandise when he's not busy being one of THE best hardcore competitors in the WWCF? NO! Am I intimidated by an old friend who just so happens to be one of THE GREATEST WWCF WORLD CHAMPIONS of all time? NO! Am I intimidated by the numbers game? NO! Am I intimidated by the fact that I have yet to successfully defend a championship? NO! Am I intimidated by the selection in catering? NO! And am I intimidated by someone who seems bent on costing me MY Inter-Forum Championship? NO!
The fact of the matter is this: it doesn't matter whether I have to go through one man, two men, three men, or the whole WWCF roster, it doesn't matter that I have never had a successful title defense, it doesn't matter that I have only won once on PPV, and it doesn't matter that Viva is practically asking for a fight, the fact remains that when all is said and done at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will establish himself as THE Inter-Forum Champion and THE Lord Of The Machine Shop, because next week, Gus Richlen goes to war GUNS BLAZING!!!! And when it's over, there will be one victorious man walking away from the wreckage STILL WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, and that man WILL BE ME!!!!
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 19, 2011 22:52:58 GMT -5
Don't forget, who he wins that Battle Royal also will come for you, Richlen..
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 19, 2011 23:07:13 GMT -5
*What is left is left is a cardboard cutout of Seth Drakin....which has some audio* Sorry guys, but I got tired of your constant BS so while you two were yapping, I replaced myself with this cutout so I could focus more on my title match and not on two stooges. But before I go.........I did leave Jeremy with a new theme song for him. Your heresy well lead to your death Seth. Once i'm done with Colt, Brainbuster, and most importantly Pumpkin King you will face my wrath. Be it at a PPV, Niteraw or in the gas station Ryan Sr. sent you (by the way Blood you and I have to talk) my vengeance shall be slow and agonising and when your lying on the ground begging for death, I will walk away leaving you to sulk in your own dismay.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Oct 19, 2011 23:16:22 GMT -5
Heh, maybe I am getting up there in age because it feels like I've heard this all before.
You see Smokey, you're right, you did beat me on Monday. I give you all the credit for doing so. I understand how dangerous you are Vokoun, but to say you destroyed me? Let's go to the books*Pulls A Dictionary off the shelf* Dare, Destiny, ah yes Destroy. Ahem... A verb from Latin meaning to put an end to; extinguish. Now, let's see, am I extinguished or ended, the answer there is no, so it would appear you know not of what you speak Smokey.
Now, let's go over this idea that I'm not versed in the hardcore arts like you and M are. I won my first title in this company after hitting the world champion in the head with a frying pan. I was the last person to ever lose the WWCF Hardcore title under 24/1 rules when I was DDT'd by Cthulhu and pinned at 8:59 with the rule expected to expire at 9:00pm. Nov. 24th, 2008 at In Your Apartment 1 I was 1 minute away from holding a title until Nite-Raw on my first PPV.
Then at King Of Wrestlecrap in 2009 I got a shot at the inter-forum title in a ladder war with Above Average, I put myself through a glass table in an attempt to win the world title at Serious Business, I competed as a world champion in The Chamber of Horrors at NOTWZ, I've been in two Wargames matches, and by god I fought a Cajun on a beach in parts unknown.
You think a fight with you scares me? Hell, you couldn't scare a 5 year-old with a chronic fear of sucky wrestling. You're a joke Vokoun. You win battles along the way, I end wars.
I know what this means to you, but do you know what this means to me? It's validation. I was told that my reign as Hardcore Champion doesn't count. Do you understand how that can eat a man up inside? I've spent many a night replaying that attack by Cthulhu in my head wondering what I could had done different, I was a young rookie then but I'm a wiser man now. In fact, the last time I made a mistake was in the IF title match with Above Average. Then I beat him at Gookermania on the biggest ever in the main event.
I haven't challenged for the hardcore title since that day I lost it Vokoun, but you need to know that I will not stop on Monday. I'm coming for that belt of yours and M, if you are out there let it be known you aren't getting off easy either. I have no respect for cowards like you M, it appears your more Yellow Belly than Yellow Jacket.
So Vokoun,don't worry about jokin' because I'll be the one laughing my way to the WWCF Hardcore title on Monday. It's gonna be one hell of a punchline. Well well well WELL!!!! Looks like little Bergman has decided to to read off his Hardcore creditably. Like I really give two s***s about what you have to say. Because, all you talk about is getting killed in Hardcore competition. My friend, slipping and falling on glass and just happening to appear in a few tough matches doesn't make you Hardcore. While you talk and talk about taking punishment...I GIVE OUT PUNISHMENT AND I TAKE IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!!!!!
You see Bergman, just like you, I have a long history with blood and with sweat and with a whole lot of tears. I've sent men to the hospital. Remember Titanothere? WELL I SMOKE BOMBED HIM OFF A LADDER AND THROUGH A TABLE. BIG 350 POUND MAN...I PULLED THAT OFF!!!!! Then I...beat The Boiler Room Brawler to win this belt for the very first time. Then I was in a Hell in a Cell Inferno Match...WHERE I SET HEADBANGER MAN ON GOD DAMN FIRE AND MADE HIM FALL 25 FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!! I DID THAT BERGMAN!!!!! NOT YOU!!!! ME!!!! Then...at Gookermania III....I stole the show. I BEAT AMIGO!!!! I BEAT HIM UP SO BAD, THAT HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY!!!! I SMOKE BOMBED HIM THROUGH TWO FLAMING TABLES!!!!!!We both have a lot of respect for each other now. He's tougher than you will be. That's why he's in ViVA Inc. And let me remind you Jazz.....ooops...I mean "Bergman"...I beat Amigo in a Chicago Deathmatch...A MATCH I INVENTED..THAT'S MY MATCH!!! The reason, I came up with it, because there is no man in the state of Texas that's as tough as a street thug from the southside of Chicago.
And then Bergman....my crowning achievement thus far. Gookermania IV. While you choked at Gookermania...I DESTROYED GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!!!!! I BEAT HIM IN AN ALLY FIGHT!!!!! I BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY PULP!!!!!
So.... if you're gonna be one these "legends" that's gonna sit there bad bad mouth my accomplishments and treat me like a non threat....then go ahead. I love hearing that kind of garbage Bergman. Because I've been hearing that all my life. "HE's not skilled enough, he hasn't proved himself" BUT I AM PROVING MYSELF BERGMAN....I'M THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! There's nothing that you or Evil M can do about. See ya....next Monday little man.[/color][/quote] Dear Smokey, this will be the last you hear from me because I refuse to play into your disillusions of the world.
First, I did not say I wasn't taking you seriously. I'm not scared to fight you Smokey. You might have that advantage over the rest of the locker room but I'm not scared of you.
Second, never did I bad mouth your accomplishments, I know the work you put in, but you've never given my skills a chance.
Thirdly, yes you are a great fighter, but wouldn't it be funny if our special stipulation made the match a"catch-as-catch-can" style affair? One more thing for you to worry about as time clicks toward your defeat at NOTWZ.
Are you willing to face the true face of this company at NOTWZ, Smokey? I see that face every day when I look in the mirror and it's a reflection of perfection.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 20, 2011 3:45:25 GMT -5
Talk about short term memory..............I won a match two weeks ago. And I am not assuming any position around your ass.
Oh one more thing.......while I may not be at the main event level right now, I am still at a higher level than you. So now, because you beat a scrub in the first round of that joke of a tournament (which they held me out of... you know, because I'd win.) You've 'won' a match. Hollow victories for the former "Puppet Master." You're at a higher level than I am? Categorical delusion on every level to go with that hollow victory, chump.*BB glares, practically letting the words seethe from between his teeth.* “You will NOT ignore me, you arrogant son of a bitch. I don’t care how much of a lover’s spat you and Seth are going through, I don’t care how much of a “dangerous man” you are, you will turn around, you will face me, and you will pay attention. This week isn’t Seth Drakin vs. Vincent Van Agony. It’s ViVA and Jeremy Dupoe versus Colt and Jason Allen, and you had better damn well remember that before I spike your head off the canvas with the Namesake.”
“Ever since I stepped through these doors, I’ve seen disrespect flying back and forth. I’ve seen it from all sides, but none more than you, Vince. And why? So you can feel like the big man on campus? You feel proud of yourself, Vincent? You feel ‘mature’ or ‘adult’? Is this your way of showing off to the world? Fine by me. If that's what it takes for you to consider yourself smart, fine. But you will stop bickering with Seth, you will turn your ass around, and you will face me, sir! Do I have your attention now? Good.”*BB begins pacing back and forth.* “Now, you and Colt have history. Me and Dupoe have had some words exchanged in the past. Frankly, you could be Vincent Van Agony, you could be Damn Right Jackson, you could be Whitey Fats, you could be Lanny Poffo, IT WOULDN’T MATTER. I go into every match with the intent to give everything I have, and that goes double when a title is on the line. You seem to be sure that you can write me off as ‘collateral’ while you slap around Colt. I’m going to have to teach you that the truth is painfully the opposite.”
“If you haven’t noticed me before, I’m going to make you take notice. If you haven’t heard of me before, I will make you hear my name. If you don’t know what I’m capable of doing between those ropes, then with God as my witness I will make you sit down, shut up and learn. The Great Warrior wasn’t so great. Zombo was a damn fine opponent, but this…this is why people come to the WWCF. They come for the caliber of opponents that only men like ViVA and Colt can provide. Come Monday night, Colt and I will be walking out of the arena with the fans screaming our names and the World Tag Team Championship belts around our waists. To quote a certain cheeseheaded Inter-Forum Champion that…is a promise. So sit down, SHUT UP, and enjoy the show.”
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 20, 2011 14:55:38 GMT -5
So now, because you beat a scrub in the first round of that joke of a tournament (which they held me out of... you know, because I'd win.) You've 'won' a match. Hollow victories for the former "Puppet Master." You're at a higher level than I am? Categorical delusion on every level to go with that hollow victory, chump. *BB glares, practically letting the words seethe from between his teeth.* “You will NOT ignore me, you arrogant son of a bitch. I don’t care how much of a lover’s spat you and Seth are going through, I don’t care how much of a “dangerous man” you are, you will turn around, you will face me, and you will pay attention. This week isn’t Seth Drakin vs. Vincent Van Agony. It’s ViVA and Jeremy Dupoe versus Colt and Jason Allen, and you had better damn well remember that before I spike your head off the canvas with the Namesake.”
“Ever since I stepped through these doors, I’ve seen disrespect flying back and forth. I’ve seen it from all sides, but none more than you, Vince. And why? So you can feel like the big man on campus? You feel proud of yourself, Vincent? You feel ‘mature’ or ‘adult’? Is this your way of showing off to the world? Fine by me. If that's what it takes for you to consider yourself smart, fine. But you will stop bickering with Seth, you will turn your ass around, and you will face me, sir! Do I have your attention now? Good.”*BB begins pacing back and forth.* “Now, you and Colt have history. Me and Dupoe have had some words exchanged in the past. Frankly, you could be Vincent Van Agony, you could be Damn Right Jackson, you could be Whitey Fats, you could be Lanny Poffo, IT WOULDN’T MATTER. I go into every match with the intent to give everything I have, and that goes double when a title is on the line. You seem to be sure that you can write me off as ‘collateral’ while you slap around Colt. I’m going to have to teach you that the truth is painfully the opposite.”
“If you haven’t noticed me before, I’m going to make you take notice. If you haven’t heard of me before, I will make you hear my name. If you don’t know what I’m capable of doing between those ropes, then with God as my witness I will make you sit down, shut up and learn. The Great Warrior wasn’t so great. Zombo was a damn fine opponent, but this…this is why people come to the WWCF. They come for the caliber of opponents that only men like ViVA and Colt can provide. Come Monday night, Colt and I will be walking out of the arena with the fans screaming our names and the World Tag Team Championship belts around our waists. To quote a certain cheeseheaded Inter-Forum Champion that…is a promise. So sit down, SHUT UP, and enjoy the show.” You keep taking it personal. It's not. I don't have anything against you. I think you have a nice solid career ahead of you. You're just in the wrong place at the wrong time, man. Fact. And you can blow smoke all you want, you can tell me you're not to be ignored, the truth is, everyone feels that way, Jason. When the bell tolls, though, the story is always different in that ring. You can challenge me with everything you have, but the truth is that I'm going to come back at you all the same. Right now, and yes offense, I like my chances way more than I like yours. I'm firing on all cylinders, and I'm not to be stopped. I'm a god damn champion. Period. Do your worst, baby. I'll be right there in the middle of the ring taking it, and inflicting a little... Agony of my own.
See you Monday, Ponyboy.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 20, 2011 14:55:42 GMT -5
So now, because you beat a scrub in the first round of that joke of a tournament (which they held me out of... you know, because I'd win.) You've 'won' a match. Hollow victories for the former "Puppet Master." You're at a higher level than I am? Categorical delusion on every level to go with that hollow victory, chump. *BB glares, practically letting the words seethe from between his teeth.* “You will NOT ignore me, you arrogant son of a bitch. I don’t care how much of a lover’s spat you and Seth are going through, I don’t care how much of a “dangerous man” you are, you will turn around, you will face me, and you will pay attention. This week isn’t Seth Drakin vs. Vincent Van Agony. It’s ViVA and Jeremy Dupoe versus Colt and Jason Allen, and you had better damn well remember that before I spike your head off the canvas with the Namesake.”
“Ever since I stepped through these doors, I’ve seen disrespect flying back and forth. I’ve seen it from all sides, but none more than you, Vince. And why? So you can feel like the big man on campus? You feel proud of yourself, Vincent? You feel ‘mature’ or ‘adult’? Is this your way of showing off to the world? Fine by me. If that's what it takes for you to consider yourself smart, fine. But you will stop bickering with Seth, you will turn your ass around, and you will face me, sir! Do I have your attention now? Good.”*BB begins pacing back and forth.* “Now, you and Colt have history. Me and Dupoe have had some words exchanged in the past. Frankly, you could be Vincent Van Agony, you could be Damn Right Jackson, you could be Whitey Fats, you could be Lanny Poffo, IT WOULDN’T MATTER. I go into every match with the intent to give everything I have, and that goes double when a title is on the line. You seem to be sure that you can write me off as ‘collateral’ while you slap around Colt. I’m going to have to teach you that the truth is painfully the opposite.”
“If you haven’t noticed me before, I’m going to make you take notice. If you haven’t heard of me before, I will make you hear my name. If you don’t know what I’m capable of doing between those ropes, then with God as my witness I will make you sit down, shut up and learn. The Great Warrior wasn’t so great. Zombo was a damn fine opponent, but this…this is why people come to the WWCF. They come for the caliber of opponents that only men like ViVA and Colt can provide. Come Monday night, Colt and I will be walking out of the arena with the fans screaming our names and the World Tag Team Championship belts around our waists. To quote a certain cheeseheaded Inter-Forum Champion that…is a promise. So sit down, SHUT UP, and enjoy the show.” Why should we pay attention to you Allen, after all what have you done since your debut Allen? I will tell you what I have done. In a short few months I won a cage match, injured Lionel Murray, and help obtain the tag titles for ViVA, MPM and myself at the biggest event of the year (that's Gookermania oh ye of minimal intelligence) You are dealing with ViVA inc. not some Warrior under the control of a greedy man, not a zombie, not the janitor turned monster. You start messing with us you start messing with all of us, And even though I may seem like a the smallest threat. *demonic* I WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!! *thunder followed by Dupoe crumbling to the floor in fear camera fades out*
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 20, 2011 15:27:35 GMT -5
Derp derp. I only said I deserve a rematch because I always say I deserve a rematch after I lose fairly.
Derp derp. I'm going to repeat what you said, right back at you! I'm rubber, you're glue!
Derp derp, you're nothing more than a man who likes to talk like he's a big deal, but in all honesty, you've won like 5 matches in a row, and it's clear you're hotter than steam right now. I'm jealous.
*clears throat*
Now that I've spit it back at you, do you realize how retarded you sound every time you open your mouth? Go back and look at the tape. You will see a guy who got teleported from the ring to a gas station by some crazy wizard. If you think that is fair, you are more delusional than hell. And I am not out here demanding a rematch with Ryan when he wins the world title, I am merely saying he should keep what happens in mind and knowing a man who has been a Champion of Honor, anything other than undisputable victory is not worth it.
The only one between the two of us that may need some help is the one making the retarded accusations.
Do the world a favor and sit over in the corner. I'm sorry, Seth, did you say "WHEN" Ryan wins the title?
Look, maybe your head is still scrambled from whatever the hell happened to you on Monday, but you must be delusional if you think Chamber of Horrors is a foregone conclusion.
You seem to forget, Sethy boy, that in the Chamber Of Horrors, the only rule is that you must put your opponent in the chair and pull the switch.
Which means that for all intents and purposes, it's a hardcore match, and buddy, there ain't nobody better at that than me.
But more importantly, no matter who wins, Viva Inc. loses, because whether it's me or Ryan, we'll know that the belt is FINALLY in the hands of a decent person.
Yeah, I know, he broke Hideo's arm, but in retrospect, he should have broken both, and Blood's proven that he's one of the best in this company.
So despite what you and everyone else wants to believe, at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, the fans wil finally get the match they deserve, two hard working, talented wrestlers fighting with pride and honor for the biggest prize in the company.
I'm still gonna win, though, sorry, Ryan.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 20, 2011 17:35:34 GMT -5
Go back and look at the tape. You will see a guy who got teleported from the ring to a gas station by some crazy wizard. If you think that is fair, you are more delusional than hell. And I am not out here demanding a rematch with Ryan when he wins the world title, I am merely saying he should keep what happens in mind and knowing a man who has been a Champion of Honor, anything other than undisputable victory is not worth it.
The only one between the two of us that may need some help is the one making the retarded accusations.
Do the world a favor and sit over in the corner. I'm sorry, Seth, did you say "WHEN" Ryan wins the title?
Look, maybe your head is still scrambled from whatever the hell happened to you on Monday, but you must be delusional if you think Chamber of Horrors is a foregone conclusion.
You seem to forget, Sethy boy, that in the Chamber Of Horrors, the only rule is that you must put your opponent in the chair and pull the switch.
Which means that for all intents and purposes, it's a hardcore match, and buddy, there ain't nobody better at that than me.
But more importantly, no matter who wins, Viva Inc. loses, because whether it's me or Ryan, we'll know that the belt is FINALLY in the hands of a decent person.
Yeah, I know, he broke Hideo's arm, but in retrospect, he should have broken both, and Blood's proven that he's one of the best in this company.
So despite what you and everyone else wants to believe, at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, the fans wil finally get the match they deserve, two hard working, talented wrestlers fighting with pride and honor for the biggest prize in the company.
I'm still gonna win, though, sorry, Ryan. No, I know he will beat you. Ryan was a snake in the grass.........but he has earned back his honor, he took my retribution (although he claims he will pay me back), and has realized the error of his ways.
You, on the other hand, at one time.......was a man of honor. But even if you don't admit it..........Hideo left a piece of him in your heart. You are a man who cashed in on a very fatigued Cageking to get that Interforums Title and tried to hold it for ransom.
Then after I was generous enough to give you a shot at the briefcase that Hideo paid for and was going to give Evil M....free of charge, you pay me back for my kindness by talking behind my back to The Pantheon and negotiating with them. You wonder why I didn't help you when Evil M was about to send Sara to hell, there is your reason.
You want to know why I didn't help you stop that forced wedding............because you had enough help as it was. And despite all of your crap, when you decided to cash in your opportunity at Gookermania (even though I won that right to face the world champion at Gookermania).......I didn't have an issue with you then.
But you really pushed it when on your wife's show and with BRB there to be a pressence so I didn't kick your ass, you verbally ambushed me and questioned how much I cared for my wife. You want to know why I see Ryan beating you...........it's because I see you for what you are.............a once honorable man, who has become a snake in the grass.
I had hoped I was going to be the one facing you, but some evil wizard had other plans. But so help me, I pray you get those volts of electricity to your brain because maybe it will return the once honorable Jonathan that I once knew. The once honorable Jonathan who made me say I Quit in January of 2010. The once honorable Jonathan who beat 4 men to become Champion of Honor. The once honorable Jonothan who stepped up when my egotism as the World Champion made me make a challenge to any champion to face me in a one on one match. I can only hope so..............otherwise, you will still be the pathetic worm who has lost so much respect from me in the years since then.
And Cut.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 20, 2011 20:58:19 GMT -5
Hello, I'm Fred- no, you know what? I'm just going to give him the mic and spare myself the trouble.
He tosses the mic off-screen, and into the shot walks Gus Richlen with a mic in one hand, which is clad in Freddy Krueger's glove.
Halloween is not the only thing coming around the corner. Because next week is Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. No, no, no, it's more than that. Next week is THE most important night of my career to date!
Now, I can already hear you all saying, "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! I thought Gookermania was THE most important night of your career to date!"
THAT night, I showed that I could win the big matches and win matches on PPV. THIS, however, is different. THIS is the night that I prove that that night was NOT a fluke, that none of my victories have EVER been flukes, and that THIS victory WILL NOT BE A FLUKE!
At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, it will be about validation and confirmation: validation of my victory at Gookermania, and confirmation that Gus Richlen is not a fluke, that Gus Richlen is worthy of being Inter-Forum Champion, THAT GUS RICHLEN IS WORTHY OF BEING IN THE WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION!!!!
At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, every critic WILL BE SILENCED! Night Of The Wrestling Zombies will be the Night Of The Xtreme Machine!
And next week, Night Of The Wrestling Zombies will be the night that Gus Richlen will, until he becomes WWCF World Champion, consider the greatest night of Gus Richlen's career! On that night, THE MACHINE GOES INTO HYPERDRIVE!!!!
He shifts the mic to his ungloved hand and raises the gloved one in front of his face.
One, two, Richlen's coming for you, Three, four, 'cause he's going to war, Five, six, break out all your tricks, Seven, eight, but you'll be too late, NINE, TEN, RICHLEN TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!!!
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 20, 2011 21:03:00 GMT -5
Hello, I'm Fred- no, you know what? I'm just going to give him the mic and spare myself the trouble.He tosses the mic off-screen, and into the shot walks Gus Richlen with a mic in one hand, which is clad in Freddy Krueger's glove. Halloween is not the only thing coming around the corner. Because next week is Night Of The Wrestling Zombies. No, no, no, it's more than that. Next week is THE most important night of my career to date!
Now, I can already hear you all saying, "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! I thought Gookermania was THE most important night of your career to date!"
THAT night, I showed that I could win the big matches and win matches on PPV. THIS, however, is different. THIS is the night that I prove that that night was NOT a fluke, that none of my victories have EVER been flukes, and that THIS victory WILL NOT BE A FLUKE!
At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, it will be about validation and confirmation: validation of my victory at Gookermania, and confirmation that Gus Richlen is not a fluke, that Gus Richlen is worthy of being Inter-Forum Champion, THAT GUS RICHLEN IS WORTHY OF BEING IN THE WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION!!!!
At Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, every critic WILL BE SILENCED! Night Of The Wrestling Zombies will be the Night Of The Xtreme Machine!
And next week, Night Of The Wrestling Zombies will be the night that Gus Richlen will, until he becomes WWCF World Champion, consider the greatest night of Gus Richlen's career! On that night, THE MACHINE GOES INTO HYPERDRIVE!!!!He shifts the mic to his ungloved hand and raises the gloved one in front of his face. One, two, Richlen's coming for you, Three, four, 'cause he's going to war, Five, six, break out all your tricks, Seven, eight, but you'll be too late, NINE, TEN, RICHLEN TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!!!
And that...
...is a promise. Just got to ask................aren't there supposed to be kids jump roping when you say that???
Let me guess.........Chris Hansen refused to let WWCF film kids jump roping.
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Post by General Adam on Oct 20, 2011 21:40:30 GMT -5
I may not be in the world title match, but the IF title is just as good. It's gonna be a challenge though, Seth and Gus are no push around. They've been around and they won their fair share of titles in the WWCF, but they don't have what I have, and that is the motivation to win the title. I will do anything, and I mean anything to win that title. I am going to win, and I am going to leave your IF champion.
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