smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 21, 2011 7:34:03 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun walking around downtown Chicago EARLY in the morning. Even though it's 40 degrees, he is not wearing a jacket.
Believe it or not, the people of Chicago are dumb enough talk to Ol' Smokey. That's why I love it here, the people have the guts to be stupid. They don't care if I beat them up because to them...IT'S A TEST OF THEIR OWN CHICAGO TOUGHNESS!!!!! AND I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO TEST THEM!!!!!
But they also ask question. Questions like..."Do you realize that you are the underdog in that Three Way Dance? Don't you know that you can lose that Hardcore belt? And you don't have to be pinned? Don't ya know that your facing Evil M and Bergman...two WWCF legends?" Well first I punch those people in the mouth...and secondly I say to them "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN ODDS!!!!!" You see...among the things that I take pride in, is that I don't care about the odds. Odds mean nothing to me. I've been fighting them all my life. This Monday night will be no different. Because I know and everyone in ViVA INC knows...that I'm the best Hardcore wrestler of all time. MY HARDCORE BELT PROVES IT!!!!!! I've beaten the toughest men in the WWCF to get it..TWICE NOW!!!! And now I have to go in there with two tough wrestlers that are after my ass. Evil M...you are a tough S.O.B I'll give you your dues. And Bergman....even though I hate your guts...you are a great wrestler. YOU'VE DONE IT ALL!!!!! I'd be stupid to take any of you two lightly.
But you know, I'm on the hottest run of my life right now...AND I'M NOT GONNA LET MYSELF COOL DOWN!!!!! I am the one that's making this piece of tin...MEAN SOMETHING!!!!!! A lot of people in this company will tell you that the Hardcore belt means nothing. That it's for garbage wrestlers and for guys who...who can't win matches without weapons. These people don't know what it really means to be Hardcore. It's not just hitting each other to death with steel chairs. It's not about being bloody. It's about how far are you willing to go to win. It doesn't matter how you win. In Hardcore, you can be anything you want to be. As long as you win. As long as your able to take it to the next level...HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE TO WIN A DAMN MATCH!!!!! That's what it means to be Hardcore. Evil M and Bergman....how far are you willing to go to beat me? Because, I'm going to go far as I can...to not only beat you...BUT TO END YOUR WRESTLING CAREERS!!!!!
I'm going to go in there and prove...ONCE AGAIN!!!! That I can hang with the big boys. Hell, I've beaten pretty much all of the big boys in this company. But it always seems that no matter how many people I bloody up, no matter how many times I beat a guy...I can't get respect. But you no what? The only people I care about getting respect from....is the members of ViVA INC. Don't care if you think I'm delusional Bergman. I don't care if you think that I can't hang with you in a "real" wrestling match. Because Bergman, if you remember, once I got a hold of you...YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!!!!! YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST FRANK CASTLE!!!!! AND NOW YOUR IN MY DOMAIN!!!!
And Evil M...I respect you for not running your mouth like Bergman and myself. But I still hate your guts. It's guys like you who clog up the WWCF. You are a great wrestler but....lets face it..you've been the best of the midcard for YEARS. I know that you are trying to get past that...and I respect that. But before you get into the main event..I'M GONNA GET THERE FIRST!!!! I'M GOING TO BREAK MY GLASS CEILING BEFORE YOU BREAK YOURS!!!!!! And this Monday Night, you and Bergman are going to realize that Smokin Vokoun......well.....isn't jokin. [/color]
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 21, 2011 13:15:23 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun walking around downtown Chicago EARLY in the morning. Even though it's 40 degrees, he is not wearing a jacket. Believe it or not, the people of Chicago are dumb enough talk to Ol' Smokey. That's why I love it here, the people have the guts to be stupid. They don't care if I beat them up because to them...IT'S A TEST OF THEIR OWN CHICAGO TOUGHNESS!!!!! AND I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO TEST THEM!!!!!
But they also ask question. Questions like..."Do you realize that you are the underdog in that Three Way Dance? Don't you know that you can lose that Hardcore belt? And you don't have to be pinned? Don't ya know that your facing Evil M and Bergman...two WWCF legends?" Well first I punch those people in the mouth...and secondly I say to them "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN ODDS!!!!!" You see...among the things that I take pride in, is that I don't care about the odds. Odds mean nothing to me. I've been fighting them all my life. This Monday night will be no different. Because I know and everyone in ViVA INC knows...that I'm the best Hardcore wrestler of all time. MY HARDCORE BELT PROVES IT!!!!!! I've beaten the toughest men in the WWCF to get it..TWICE NOW!!!! And now I have to go in there with two tough wrestlers that are after my ass. Evil M...you are a tough S.O.B I'll give you your dues. And Bergman....even though I hate your guts...you are a great wrestler. YOU'VE DONE IT ALL!!!!! I'd be stupid to take any of you two lightly.
But you know, I'm on the hottest run of my life right now...AND I'M NOT GONNA LET MYSELF COOL DOWN!!!!! I am the one that's making this piece of tin...MEAN SOMETHING!!!!!! A lot of people in this company will tell you that the Hardcore belt means nothing. That it's for garbage wrestlers and for guys who...who can't win matches without weapons. These people don't know what it really means to be Hardcore. It's not just hitting each other to death with steel chairs. It's not about being bloody. It's about how far are you willing to go to win. It doesn't matter how you win. In Hardcore, you can be anything you want to be. As long as you win. As long as your able to take it to the next level...HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE TO WIN A DAMN MATCH!!!!! That's what it means to be Hardcore. Evil M and Bergman....how far are you willing to go to beat me? Because, I'm going to go far as I can...to not only beat you...BUT TO END YOUR WRESTLING CAREERS!!!!!
I'm going to go in there and prove...ONCE AGAIN!!!! That I can hang with the big boys. Hell, I've beaten pretty much all of the big boys in this company. But it always seems that no matter how many people I bloody up, no matter how many times I beat a guy...I can't get respect. But you no what? The only people I care about getting respect from....is the members of ViVA INC. Don't care if you think I'm delusional Bergman. I don't care if you think that I can't hang with you in a "real" wrestling match. Because Bergman, if you remember, once I got a hold of you...YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!!!!! YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST FRANK CASTLE!!!!! AND NOW YOUR IN MY DOMAIN!!!!
And Evil M...I respect you for not running your mouth like Bergman and myself. But I still hate your guts. It's guys like you who clog up the WWCF. You are a great wrestler but....lets face it..you've been the best of the midcard for YEARS. I know that you are trying to get past that...and I respect that. But before you get into the main event..I'M GONNA GET THERE FIRST!!!! I'M GOING TO BREAK MY GLASS CEILING BEFORE YOU BREAK YOURS!!!!!! And this Monday Night, you and Bergman are going to realize that Smokin Vokoun......well.....isn't jokin. [/color][/quote] Dude, you got this. I'm pretty confident in your ability to beat the snot out of people. These guys have given you plenty of ammo. Do your worst, you're representing ViVA, Inc. now, Smokey.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 21, 2011 13:45:22 GMT -5
*BB glares, practically letting the words seethe from between his teeth.* “You will NOT ignore me, you arrogant son of a bitch. I don’t care how much of a lover’s spat you and Seth are going through, I don’t care how much of a “dangerous man” you are, you will turn around, you will face me, and you will pay attention. This week isn’t Seth Drakin vs. Vincent Van Agony. It’s ViVA and Jeremy Dupoe versus Colt and Jason Allen, and you had better damn well remember that before I spike your head off the canvas with the Namesake.”
“Ever since I stepped through these doors, I’ve seen disrespect flying back and forth. I’ve seen it from all sides, but none more than you, Vince. And why? So you can feel like the big man on campus? You feel proud of yourself, Vincent? You feel ‘mature’ or ‘adult’? Is this your way of showing off to the world? Fine by me. If that's what it takes for you to consider yourself smart, fine. But you will stop bickering with Seth, you will turn your ass around, and you will face me, sir! Do I have your attention now? Good.”*BB begins pacing back and forth.* “Now, you and Colt have history. Me and Dupoe have had some words exchanged in the past. Frankly, you could be Vincent Van Agony, you could be Damn Right Jackson, you could be Whitey Fats, you could be Lanny Poffo, IT WOULDN’T MATTER. I go into every match with the intent to give everything I have, and that goes double when a title is on the line. You seem to be sure that you can write me off as ‘collateral’ while you slap around Colt. I’m going to have to teach you that the truth is painfully the opposite.”
“If you haven’t noticed me before, I’m going to make you take notice. If you haven’t heard of me before, I will make you hear my name. If you don’t know what I’m capable of doing between those ropes, then with God as my witness I will make you sit down, shut up and learn. The Great Warrior wasn’t so great. Zombo was a damn fine opponent, but this…this is why people come to the WWCF. They come for the caliber of opponents that only men like ViVA and Colt can provide. Come Monday night, Colt and I will be walking out of the arena with the fans screaming our names and the World Tag Team Championship belts around our waists. To quote a certain cheeseheaded Inter-Forum Champion that…is a promise. So sit down, SHUT UP, and enjoy the show.” Why should we pay attention to you Allen, after all what have you done since your debut Allen? I will tell you what I have done. In a short few months I won a cage match, injured Lionel Murray, and help obtain the tag titles for ViVA, MPM and myself at the biggest event of the year (that's Gookermania oh ye of minimal intelligence) You are dealing with ViVA inc. not some Warrior under the control of a greedy man, not a zombie, not the janitor turned monster. You start messing with us you start messing with all of us, And even though I may seem like a the smallest threat. *demonic* I WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!! *thunder followed by Dupoe crumbling to the floor in fear camera fades out* "Dupoe, I would be more impressed by those accomplishments if it weren't patently obvious that you're completely nuts, and not in the "Smokin' Vokoun Crazy Awesome" manner. You want to know why you should pay attention to me, Jeremy? How about the fact that if you give me even one opening, one moment of lax wrestling, one second where you stop taking me seriously and treating me as a threat, I will snap your spine and send you packing back to Arkham crying for your eldritch abomination. Now, if you want ME to take YOU seriously, I suggest you lose the Shockmaster Special Voice Changer and get something better to brag about than putting Lionel Murray on the shelf. Frankly, he was going to do that to himself sooner or later. Jeremy, I don't give a damn how many men I'm messing with by getting into it with ViVA Inc. As a great man once said, 'never tell me the odds.' Doesn't matter how many goons you throw at me, I will not back down. Consider this the two days' notice from the WWCF Tag Team Championship...ViVA Inc is about to lose some property."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 21, 2011 13:56:47 GMT -5
Why should we pay attention to you Allen, after all what have you done since your debut Allen? I will tell you what I have done. In a short few months I won a cage match, injured Lionel Murray, and help obtain the tag titles for ViVA, MPM and myself at the biggest event of the year (that's Gookermania oh ye of minimal intelligence) You are dealing with ViVA inc. not some Warrior under the control of a greedy man, not a zombie, not the janitor turned monster. You start messing with us you start messing with all of us, And even though I may seem like a the smallest threat. *demonic* I WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!! *thunder followed by Dupoe crumbling to the floor in fear camera fades out* "Dupoe, I would be more impressed by those accomplishments if it weren't patently obvious that you're completely nuts, and not in the "Smokin' Vokoun Crazy Awesome" manner. You want to know why you should pay attention to me, Jeremy? How about the fact that if you give me even one opening, one moment of lax wrestling, one second where you stop taking me seriously and treating me as a threat, I will snap your spine and send you packing back to Arkham crying for your eldritch abomination. Now, if you want ME to take YOU seriously, I suggest you lose the Shockmaster Special Voice Changer and get something better to brag about than putting Lionel Murray on the shelf. Frankly, he was going to do that to himself sooner or later. Jeremy, I don't give a damn how many men I'm messing with by getting into it with ViVA Inc. As a great man once said, 'never tell me the odds.' Doesn't matter how many goons you throw at me, I will not back down. Consider this the two days' notice from the WWCF Tag Team Championship...ViVA Inc is about to lose some property." You don't want to put him in Arkham as those people escape all the time.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 21, 2011 13:57:58 GMT -5
"Dupoe, I would be more impressed by those accomplishments if it weren't patently obvious that you're completely nuts, and not in the "Smokin' Vokoun Crazy Awesome" manner. You want to know why you should pay attention to me, Jeremy? How about the fact that if you give me even one opening, one moment of lax wrestling, one second where you stop taking me seriously and treating me as a threat, I will snap your spine and send you packing back to Arkham crying for your eldritch abomination. Now, if you want ME to take YOU seriously, I suggest you lose the Shockmaster Special Voice Changer and get something better to brag about than putting Lionel Murray on the shelf. Frankly, he was going to do that to himself sooner or later. Jeremy, I don't give a damn how many men I'm messing with by getting into it with ViVA Inc. As a great man once said, 'never tell me the odds.' Doesn't matter how many goons you throw at me, I will not back down. Consider this the two days' notice from the WWCF Tag Team Championship...ViVA Inc is about to lose some property." You don't want to put him in Arkham as those people escape all the time. "Wrong Arkham, Seth. I like the cut of your jib on that response, though."
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 21, 2011 16:13:34 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is in a graveyard in the dead of night. He is once again wearing his Punisher gear, with an evil look on his face*
"Night of the Zombies huh? Am I supposed to be scared?"
He walks past a selection of gravestones. They are marked:
"Steve Rogers"
"Peter Parker"
"Emil Blonsky"
"Bill Foster"
"Carl Burbank"
"G.W. Bridge"
"Linus Lieberman"
"Desmond Charne"
"Brian DeWolf"
"I've known all of these men. Some were friends, some were enemies - but they've all got one thing in common. They're not coming back.
"So I'm not scared of someone jumping out of the ground and trying to frighten me. I don't frighten easily, because I've seen far worse than zombies in my time - I've seen people who do worse things and they are very much alive.
"It's my job to make sure they get the chance to be a zombie. Think of me as opening the door.
"Thing is, zombies scare people, whether they're real or not. At Night of the Zombies - I'm going to be scaring people. They won't know who, they won't know where and they won't know when, but it will happen, and that person will be very, very scared indeed.
"So all of you little ass kissers, pretty boys and posers, keep looking over your shoulder, because The Punisher is coming for you.
"Oh, and if I'm wrong, and zombies do exist? I gotta plan for that too..."
*Castle produces a huge Samurai Sword from underneath his leather coat and taps it on top of the nearest gravestone...*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 21, 2011 17:50:07 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is in a graveyard in the dead of night. He is once again wearing his Punisher gear, with an evil look on his face*
"Night of the Zombies huh? Am I supposed to be scared?"
He walks past a selection of gravestones. They are marked:
"Steve Rogers"
"Peter Parker"
"Emil Blonsky"
"Bill Foster"
"Carl Burbank"
"G.W. Bridge"
"Linus Lieberman"
"Desmond Charne"
"Brian DeWolf"
"I've known all of these men. Some were friends, some were enemies - but they've all got one thing in common. They're not coming back.
"So I'm not scared of someone jumping out of the ground and trying to frighten me. I don't frighten easily, because I've seen far worse than zombies in my time - I've seen people who do worse things and they are very much alive.
"It's my job to make sure they get the chance to be a zombie. Think of me as opening the door.
"Thing is, zombies scare people, whether they're real or not. At Night of the Zombies - I'm going to be scaring people. They won't know who, they won't know where and they won't know when, but it will happen, and that person will be very, very scared indeed.
"So all of you little ass kissers, pretty boys and posers, keep looking over your shoulder, because The Punisher is coming for you.
"Oh, and if I'm wrong, and zombies do exist? I gotta plan for that too..."
*Castle produces a huge Samurai Sword from underneath his leather coat and taps it on top of the nearest gravestone...* Have you ever read Marvel Zombies???
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 21, 2011 20:47:20 GMT -5
Why should we pay attention to you Allen, after all what have you done since your debut Allen? I will tell you what I have done. In a short few months I won a cage match, injured Lionel Murray, and help obtain the tag titles for ViVA, MPM and myself at the biggest event of the year (that's Gookermania oh ye of minimal intelligence) You are dealing with ViVA inc. not some Warrior under the control of a greedy man, not a zombie, not the janitor turned monster. You start messing with us you start messing with all of us, And even though I may seem like a the smallest threat. *demonic* I WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!! *thunder followed by Dupoe crumbling to the floor in fear camera fades out* "Dupoe, I would be more impressed by those accomplishments if it weren't patently obvious that you're completely nuts, and not in the "Smokin' Vokoun Crazy Awesome" manner. You want to know why you should pay attention to me, Jeremy? How about the fact that if you give me even one opening, one moment of lax wrestling, one second where you stop taking me seriously and treating me as a threat, I will snap your spine and send you packing back to Arkham crying for your eldritch abomination. Now, if you want ME to take YOU seriously, I suggest you lose the Shockmaster Special Voice Changer and get something better to brag about than putting Lionel Murray on the shelf. Frankly, he was going to do that to himself sooner or later. Jeremy, I don't give a damn how many men I'm messing with by getting into it with ViVA Inc. As a great man once said, 'never tell me the odds.' Doesn't matter how many goons you throw at me, I will not back down. Consider this the two days' notice from the WWCF Tag Team Championship...ViVA Inc is about to lose some property." I am going to put this in as simple terms as i can Brainbuster so i dont over load you microscopic mind, YOU. ARE.NOT. A. THREAT. YOU. HAVE. NEVER. BEEN. A. THREAT. YOU. AND. COLT. WILL LOSE. AT. THE. PPV.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 21, 2011 22:06:33 GMT -5
"Dupoe, I would be more impressed by those accomplishments if it weren't patently obvious that you're completely nuts, and not in the "Smokin' Vokoun Crazy Awesome" manner. You want to know why you should pay attention to me, Jeremy? How about the fact that if you give me even one opening, one moment of lax wrestling, one second where you stop taking me seriously and treating me as a threat, I will snap your spine and send you packing back to Arkham crying for your eldritch abomination. Now, if you want ME to take YOU seriously, I suggest you lose the Shockmaster Special Voice Changer and get something better to brag about than putting Lionel Murray on the shelf. Frankly, he was going to do that to himself sooner or later. Jeremy, I don't give a damn how many men I'm messing with by getting into it with ViVA Inc. As a great man once said, 'never tell me the odds.' Doesn't matter how many goons you throw at me, I will not back down. Consider this the two days' notice from the WWCF Tag Team Championship...ViVA Inc is about to lose some property." I am going to put this in as simple terms as i can Brainbuster so i dont over load you microscopic mind, YOU. ARE.NOT. A. THREAT. YOU. HAVE. NEVER. BEEN. A. THREAT. YOU. AND. COLT. WILL LOSE. AT. THE. PPV. I think the kid has something..........
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 21, 2011 23:06:50 GMT -5
"Dupoe, I would be more impressed by those accomplishments if it weren't patently obvious that you're completely nuts, and not in the "Smokin' Vokoun Crazy Awesome" manner. You want to know why you should pay attention to me, Jeremy? How about the fact that if you give me even one opening, one moment of lax wrestling, one second where you stop taking me seriously and treating me as a threat, I will snap your spine and send you packing back to Arkham crying for your eldritch abomination. Now, if you want ME to take YOU seriously, I suggest you lose the Shockmaster Special Voice Changer and get something better to brag about than putting Lionel Murray on the shelf. Frankly, he was going to do that to himself sooner or later. Jeremy, I don't give a damn how many men I'm messing with by getting into it with ViVA Inc. As a great man once said, 'never tell me the odds.' Doesn't matter how many goons you throw at me, I will not back down. Consider this the two days' notice from the WWCF Tag Team Championship...ViVA Inc is about to lose some property." I am going to put this in as simple terms as i can Brainbuster so i dont over load you microscopic mind, YOU. ARE.NOT. A. THREAT. YOU. HAVE. NEVER. BEEN. A. THREAT. YOU. AND. COLT. WILL LOSE. AT. THE. PPV. "You're going to insult my intelligence because I'm claiming that I, a competitor in a professional wrestling match, am going to emerge victorious over my opponent regardless of the facts or circumstances, and stating reasons why? What's known in the business, I believe, as cutting a promo? Really, Dupoe? You might as well start insulting me for wearing pads and boots. We can say all we want, but in the end the only thing that matters is what w do between those ropes. And between those very ropes, I will make you regret those words."
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 22, 2011 1:05:34 GMT -5
I am going to put this in as simple terms as i can Brainbuster so i dont over load you microscopic mind, YOU. ARE.NOT. A. THREAT. YOU. HAVE. NEVER. BEEN. A. THREAT. YOU. AND. COLT. WILL LOSE. AT. THE. PPV. "You're going to insult my intelligence because I'm claiming that I, a competitor in a professional wrestling match, am going to emerge victorious over my opponent regardless of the facts or circumstances, and stating reasons why? What's known in the business, I believe, as cutting a promo? Really, Dupoe? You might as well start insulting me for wearing pads and boots. We can say all we want, but in the end the only thing that matters is what w do between those ropes. And between those very ropes, I will make you regret those words." I find it quite humerous that you bring up the ropes because the last things you will see at NotWZ is the top rope when i lift your lifeless carcess up and the bottom rope when your head meets the apron for the Scrambler and then you will see nothing. I don't think you grasp the danger that you are in Jason Allen and that will be your ultimate undoing. I care not that you don't think im a danger but remember, I have a dagger with your name on it. *takes a swig for a wine glass filled with a red substence (blood)*
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 22, 2011 7:35:47 GMT -5
I find it quite humerous that you bring up the ropes because the last things you will see at NotWZ is the top rope when i lift your lifeless carcess up and the bottom rope when your head meets the apron for the Scrambler and then you will see nothing. I don't think you grasp the danger that you are in Jason Allen and that will be your ultimate undoing. I care not that you don't think im a danger but remember, I have a dagger with your name on it. *takes a swig for a wine glass filled with a red substence (blood)* I'd watch out Jason. He's starting to put your name on things.
*grins, looks at Dupoe*
Hey, I didn't know they made Mountain Dew Red Alert anymore!
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 22, 2011 7:43:09 GMT -5
I find it quite humerous that you bring up the ropes because the last things you will see at NotWZ is the top rope when i lift your lifeless carcess up and the bottom rope when your head meets the apron for the Scrambler and then you will see nothing. I don't think you grasp the danger that you are in Jason Allen and that will be your ultimate undoing. I care not that you don't think im a danger but remember, I have a dagger with your name on it. *takes a swig for a wine glass filled with a red substence (blood)* I'd watch out Jason. He's starting to put your name on things.
*grins, looks at Dupoe*
Hey, I didn't know they made Mountain Dew Red Alert anymore! "Well, damn. I'd be flattered, but that dagger just isn't my style. Now if you put my name on a Porsche, we'd be talking...on another note, Red Alert? Damn! I gotta run out and stock up!"
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 22, 2011 13:59:08 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is in a graveyard in the dead of night. He is once again wearing his Punisher gear, with an evil look on his face*
"Night of the Zombies huh? Am I supposed to be scared?"
He walks past a selection of gravestones. They are marked:
"Steve Rogers"
"Peter Parker"
"Emil Blonsky"
"Bill Foster"
"Carl Burbank"
"G.W. Bridge"
"Linus Lieberman"
"Desmond Charne"
"Brian DeWolf"
"I've known all of these men. Some were friends, some were enemies - but they've all got one thing in common. They're not coming back.
"So I'm not scared of someone jumping out of the ground and trying to frighten me. I don't frighten easily, because I've seen far worse than zombies in my time - I've seen people who do worse things and they are very much alive.
"It's my job to make sure they get the chance to be a zombie. Think of me as opening the door.
"Thing is, zombies scare people, whether they're real or not. At Night of the Zombies - I'm going to be scaring people. They won't know who, they won't know where and they won't know when, but it will happen, and that person will be very, very scared indeed.
"So all of you little ass kissers, pretty boys and posers, keep looking over your shoulder, because The Punisher is coming for you.
"Oh, and if I'm wrong, and zombies do exist? I gotta plan for that too..."
*Castle produces a huge Samurai Sword from underneath his leather coat and taps it on top of the nearest gravestone...* Have you ever read Marvel Zombies??? Yeah, and they didn't do so well either, did they?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 15:14:07 GMT -5
Have you ever read Marvel Zombies??? Yeah, and they didn't do so well either, did they? Maybe they didnt do so well, but that proves that zombies do exist.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 22, 2011 15:19:06 GMT -5
Yeah, and they didn't do so well either, did they? Maybe they didnt do so well, but that proves that zombies do exist. Listen Drakin, when you eventully re-enter our atmosphere and land back on this planet, you be sure to give me a call and we can sort this out.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 22, 2011 15:33:29 GMT -5
Yeah, and they didn't do so well either, did they? Maybe they didnt do so well, but that proves that zombies do exist. Isn't Zombo running around here proof enough?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 22, 2011 15:49:58 GMT -5
Maybe they didnt do so well, but that proves that zombies do exist. Listen Drakin, when you eventully re-enter our atmosphere and land back on this planet, you be sure to give me a call and we can sort this out. Hey...........as long as there is some punk named Frank Castle calling himself the Punisher, I am going to make Marvel jokes. Maybe they didnt do so well, but that proves that zombies do exist. Isn't Zombo running around here proof enough? Not to your stablemate, it isn't.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Oct 22, 2011 16:09:03 GMT -5
OOC: I've written it this way to try and lay the foundations for mine and Vokoun's tag team.
Boo Hoo Drakin, maybe Vokoun and I need to wipe that smile off your face and your boyfriend Richlen? Maybe we should do it from a comic book of your choice? You a Spider Man kid? Maybe a Captain America fanboy? Or are you big and bad like Batman? or The Hulk?
Don't really matter Drakin, because I'm not a hero, I'm very, very real, and I'll make you wish you were living in a fantasy world by punching you so hard, you won't be able to see straight. Then how are you gonna read your comics?
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 22, 2011 16:11:17 GMT -5
OOC: I've written it this way to try and lay the foundations for mine and Vokoun's tag team. Boo Hoo Drakin, maybe Vokoun and I need to wipe that smile off your face and your boyfriend Richlen? Maybe we should do it from a comic book of your choice? You a Spider Man kid? Maybe a Captain America fanboy? Or are you big and bad like Batman? or The Hulk?
Don't really matter Drakin, because I'm not a hero, I'm very, very real, and I'll make you wish you were living in a fantasy world by punching you so hard, you won't be able to see straight. Then how are you gonna read your comics? "Only a very sad man thinks heroes are the sole province of comics."
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