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Post by rrm15 on Apr 27, 2011 19:58:08 GMT -5
Inspired by the "Would RAW get canceled" thread, write an ending to the WWE.
I'll get it out of the way: Vince dreamed the whole thing.
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Post by chazraps on Apr 27, 2011 20:07:44 GMT -5
Bob Newhart dreamed the whole thing.
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Post by Greer on Apr 27, 2011 20:16:01 GMT -5
Mario dreamed the whole thing.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Apr 27, 2011 20:19:24 GMT -5
Zack Ryder: Undisputed Champion For Life
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Apr 27, 2011 20:20:52 GMT -5
Raven comes back as Johnny Polo- world explodes.
And WWWYKIsm becomes an official religion.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 27, 2011 20:22:24 GMT -5
I'll go for a more poetic and profound ending.
Showing Vince personally shutting off the lights on an empty arena.
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Post by Altabane on Apr 27, 2011 20:23:46 GMT -5
Realistically?
HHH beats everyone in a gauntlet match, collecting all the Championships in the process.
Which actually would be fun to watch for me. Could you imagine how many times someone would post that gif of HHH burying Big Show in one night?
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Post by chazraps on Apr 27, 2011 20:25:17 GMT -5
I'll go for a more poetic and profound ending. Showing Vince personally shutting off the lights on an empty arena. After adjusting a photo of Andre on the wall?
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Post by Soultastic on Apr 27, 2011 20:25:55 GMT -5
Vince comes out. Grabs the mic and says "since this is our last show, I'm gonna do all the stuff I wanted to do but that no one would let me!"
Steph then comes out with a fake belly and claims to be bearing Vince's child. Cena comes out and murders the entire roster except for Taker and HHH, who start dancing around Cena as if it were a ritual. During the dance, Vince gets inside a golf car, which explodes. Miz comes out, having escaped the massacre, and reveals he's Vince's son. Then gets murdered by HHH and Taker for invading the ritual's sacred ground.
Steph grabs the mic and gives everyone the news: "I have bought TNA, ROH and CHIKARA. If we're going down, we are taking everyone down with us!" Hogan and Flair come out and feed all the new employees to the Cena-Rancor. They join the dance. After awhile the Danse Maccabre arouind the Cena-Rancor stops. They willingly offer themselves to the monster, who eats them without hessitation.
As the crowd watches in awe, Steph caries the remains of her father to the Cena-Rancor. After Cena does that which he has done to the rest, he starts shining. A ray of light emerges from the unspeakable one and the ring explodes. The smoke clears and we are greeted by a horrifying image. A 20 feet tall, uber-muscular "man" is standing. The man's head is Vince's.
He puts his daughter on his shoulder and grabs the mic. "Say goodbye to the WWE Universe, wrestling fans! The future has changed, yessssss. Wrestlers LOSE! Entertainment TRIUMPHS! And YOU...! YOU! NO! LONGER! EXIST!"
The screen then fades to black and a caption that reads "THE END?" is shown.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Apr 27, 2011 20:33:11 GMT -5
[William Regal and Eugene in Triple H's apartment. Triple H arrives home.]
Triple H: How you doing, Bill? Regal: Good, sunshine. And your day down at the funeral home? Triple H: Finally buried Mr. Huffman and Mr. Szatkowski, with a lot more burials to come. I'm beat... Eugene give you any trouble? Regal: Been sitting that way since you left this morning. Just like every day. In a bloody world of his own.
[Triple H crosses, crouches beside Eugene, who gazes at object in his hand.]
Triple H: Remember kid, be careful with that... I don't understand this autism. I talk to my boy, but... I'm not even sure if he ever hears me say there's only one diamond in the burial business and he's looking at it... Eugene's locked inside his own world. Staring at that toy all day long. What does he think about?
[Eugene shakes the object in hand, then stares at it. Reveal glass snowball with snow eddying inside.]
Triple H: Come on, kid, let's wash our hands.
[Eugene shakes snowball again. Triple H takes snowball from Eugene, places it on mantelpiece. All three exit. Close up of snowball, model of a wrestling ring inside, snow swirling about]
THE END
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Post by Still Like Your Poetry on Apr 27, 2011 20:36:56 GMT -5
Undertaker comes out and makes everybody realize they've been in Purgatory all along.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Apr 27, 2011 20:48:44 GMT -5
After much hype, it turns out it's nothing more than a clip show, that ends with Vince, Linda, Stephanie, and Hunter in prison for not helping out the many times that heels have attacked babyfaces over the years.
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Apr 27, 2011 20:54:58 GMT -5
if anybody gets the references i'll be proud
John cena goes in the red room to save kelly kellys soul as hes haunted by dopplegangers of past wwe heels with white contacts from sheamus and edge and jericho and even himself as world life thuganomics cena and then he sells his soul to michael cole who then has his soul taken away by vince mcmahon who informs michael that he doesnt have power to do that. He tries running out of the red room and succeeds or so it seems..he wakes up in his hotel room surrounded by yoshi tatsu and randy orton only to go to the bathroom to"brush his teeth"when he looks in the mirror and sees the reflection of vince mcmahon starring back at him revealing that doppleganger cena got out and the good cena is trapped in the red room.
Or
It ends in another cliffhanger like..
John Cena,Randy Orton,Kofi Kingston,Beth,and Santino all go after the senior partners of the wwe(sheamus,vince,miz,del rio and brodus) killing them one by one. Orton dies trying to kill vince and kofi is significantly injured. John dispatches of sheamus(hey there has to be some realism) and cm punk alligns with cena to go after them all but is obviously going to turn on them. Punk accompinies santino to kill the usos and the corre when all of a sudden santino shoots him and says"You're a not part of a the solutions punk and you never willa be!"with punks dying words being how cena was supposed to kill him and santino walks away disgusted at himself for being lowered to this. The remaining alive members all meet in an alley broken and battered and then the onslaught of fxw,nxt and the tna roster charge towards them with our heroes obviously outnumbered. Cena says"Lets go to work and the last shot is the first strike ending ala butch cassidy and the sundance kid with no definitive resolution.
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Post by Long Live the Stream on Apr 27, 2011 20:57:01 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan wins the lottery, Undertaker has a heart attack and dies, Triple H cheats on Steph with Melina, Kelly Kelly turns lesbian with Kharma, Hornswaggle goes over John Cena for the WWE Title.
Cena breaks kayfabe and is an a complete outrage, wondering how the hell people are supposed to believe Horny could legit go over Cena. He demands to know who the hell booked this crap.
He heads backstage to find out Roseanne has been writing it all along, making things up as she goes. She's finished her WWE book now. The show and the story, as she's told it, is over.
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Post by normcoleman on Apr 27, 2011 21:03:36 GMT -5
John Cena gets amnesia and forgets who he is. Lots of hugs and tears.
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Post by And_5400 on Apr 27, 2011 21:05:38 GMT -5
It starts with John Cena depressed over the end of the WWE, after (possibly) trying to kill himself he goes and masturbates to Kelly Kelly which only makes him more down.
Meanwhile Triple H and rest of the Board of Directors decide he should have the title. Miz however refuses to give it up and joins together with all the people who hate Triple H (pretty much everyone). After trying and failing, H sends in his private (DX) army to whipe out all who stand between him and the title.
Meanwhile Cena is cornered by the (DX)army and nearly killed but is saved by Randy Orton who tries to will Cena back to help fight the (DX)army. Cena however is still dejected and this results in Ortons death. Causing Cena to have a mental breakdown. As Cena spirals out of control and begins to have several mental journies, the roster is still trying to survive the armies assault.
In the end only Miz, Zack Ryder, Chris Masters and Heath Slater remain, but then Cena returns to full strenght with god like powers and kills every member of the army, the board of directors, Triple H and the last remaining superstars. As each of the remaining wrestlers, sorry superstars, sorry entertainers slowly die they see the person they love the most: The Miz - Maryse Zack Ryder - Himself Chris Masters - Eve (remember that storyline that helped his career so much?) Heath Slater - Justin Gabriel
As Cena lies in the middle of the ring as the crowd looks on in shock, Kelly Kelly has somehow survived and lies beside him. After being driven insane he locks her in the STF before she gently touches his face which cause him to have another breakdown and cry. The crowd begin to chant "WE FEEL SICK" and "HOW DISGUSTING" as it quickly cuts to a white screen with the word "Fin".
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Post by Sektor on Apr 27, 2011 21:12:14 GMT -5
After much hype, it turns out it's nothing more than a clip show, that ends with Vince, Linda, Stephanie, and Hunter in prison for not helping out the many times that heels have attacked babyfaces over the years. I see what you did there. And now I feel old.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2011 21:34:29 GMT -5
Vickie wakes up in bed, confused. She then hears whistling, and investigates her shower - inside of which is Eddie Guerrero, perfectly alive. It starts with John Cena depressed over the end of the WWE, after (possibly) trying to kill himself he goes and masturbates to Kelly Kelly which only makes him more down. Meanwhile Triple H and rest of the Board of Directors decide he should have the title. Miz however refuses to give it up and joins together with all the people who hate Triple H (pretty much everyone). After trying and failing, H sends in his private (DX) army to whipe out all who stand between him and the title. Meanwhile Cena is cornered by the (DX)army and nearly killed but is saved by Randy Orton who tries to will Cena back to help fight the (DX)army. Cena however is still dejected and this results in Ortons death. Causing Cena to have a mental breakdown. As Cena spirals out of control and begins to have several mental journies, the roster is still trying to survive the armies assault. In the end only Miz, Zack Ryder, Chris Masters and Heath Slater remain, but then Cena returns to full strenght with god like powers and kills every member of the army, the board of directors, Triple H and the last remaining superstars. As each of the remaining wrestlers, sorry superstars, sorry entertainers slowly die they see the person they love the most: The Miz - Maryse Zack Ryder - Himself Chris Masters - Eve (remember that storyline that helped his career so much?) Heath Slater - Justin Gabriel As Cena lies in the middle of the ring as the crowd looks on in shock, Kelly Kelly has somehow survived and lies beside him. After being driven insane he locks her in the STF before she gently touches his face which cause him to have another breakdown and cry. The crowd begin to chant "WE FEEL SICK" and "HOW DISGUSTING" as it quickly cuts to a white screen with the word "Fin". This is f***ing gold.
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Apr 27, 2011 21:37:28 GMT -5
Billy Gunn comes back to the WWE to tell everyone that he is indeed 'The One'.
He then proceeds to walk into a bright light.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Apr 27, 2011 21:39:46 GMT -5
Vince McMahon stands in the ring in Madison Square Garden tearfully declaring this the end of WWE and of pro wrestling as we know it, while congratulating himself on having created a global phenomenon, then starts shilling his new, even-better-than-XFL football league.
Bruno Sammartino walks out of the crowd, bitchslaps Vince, and drags him out of the building, like Monsoon to Heenan on Brain's final episode of RAW.
The show ends with McMahon crying in the parking lot.
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