Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 21, 2011 14:37:51 GMT -5
Seeing as the only thing I have planned for the monent next week is the premiere of The Richlen Show, and seeing as Colt would probably refuse my challenge again if I were to make it, I say this:
You. Me. The ring. Next week. Got it? Oh, no, my friend. I'm Whitey Fats. I don't allow jobbers such as yourself to challenge The Wrestling Messiah.
Win some matches, and tell your whore to gimme my money, and I may allow you to wrestle me on a house show somewhere Incredible. That makes two people too scared to face the "Xtreme Machine" in a straight-up match. At least Blood isn't afraid to face me. Of course, I'm also not afraid to beat him into the middle of next month at Wheel Of Misfortune, but I'll aim that at him later.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 21, 2011 14:41:23 GMT -5
Pfft. It yer Pantheon buddies Bergman in cahoots with dat made me wrassle CageKing in de first place, Boss. Buddies? No, my friend, that was a business decision. I got my title shot, and I got you yours. And last night showed I can beat Colt, and hell, I pinned Jackson at the ppv*eye twitches* Ah. URN. Dat. Title. Shot.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 21, 2011 14:54:19 GMT -5
Oh, no, my friend. I'm Whitey Fats. I don't allow jobbers such as yourself to challenge The Wrestling Messiah.
Win some matches, and tell your whore to gimme my money, and I may allow you to wrestle me on a house show somewhere Incredible. That makes two people too scared to face the "Xtreme Machine" in a straight-up match. At least Blood isn't afraid to face me. Of course, I'm also not afraid to beat him into the middle of next month at Wheel Of Misfortune, but I'll aim that at him later. I am not afraid, actually since I've pinned the current world champion and the former world champion, I am pretty confident going against any man.
But what's in it for me? Your whore?
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 21, 2011 15:40:26 GMT -5
*The arena lights go down, and two huge explosions come from the gantry, a figure dressed all in black, carrying a black holdall makes his way to the ring. Wearing a floor length black trenchcoat, he steps into the ring, and opens up the coat to reveal a huge white skull on a T-Shirt underneath. He places the holdall carefully on the floor and is handed a mic.*
"My name is Frank Castle. I'm here for a reason. I want something, and somebody here has it. I'm a man who will not take no for an answer, so to all of you in the back, you should know I will not stop until I get what I'm looking for, and that's some answers.
"I might look ugly, and sound ugly, but once, I was like all of you. I was a happy man, content with the world. I had a wife and kid, and I loved them both so much. Then I went away to war. Iraq, 1993. I'll never forget it. It changed me, and I stopped being the man I thought I was. I came home, and i wasn't happy anymore. I was bitter, twisted, and angry. I needed my family to repair me, only they weren't there. My wife and son had gone, and I've never found them.
I've looked every day for the past 18 years, and I haven't found them. I've found people who were playing games with me, or wanted money, and I've hurt them - seriously. They've never given me what I want, and they've paid.
Then last week, I found a letter in my apartment, addressed to my wife. It told me that someone, here in the WWCF, knows where she is, and my son. So I came here, and I spoke to the people who run this place, and asked them to give me a chance to find out. They said it would be good for business, so here I am.
So I might as well make this quick. Whoever it is back there who knows where she is, I'm giving you the chance to come down here right now and tell me, and then I won't have to tear you all apart to find out what I want. Don't be scared, this can be over quickly and painlessly...
*He waits as the camera focusses on the gantry, but no one appears*
"That's what I thought might happen, so it looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way. Everyone on the roster, you're on notice. I'm here to find out where my family are, and if that means things have to get ugly *picks up the bag and hefts it up and down for emphasis*, then so be it."
"Don't say I didn't warn you..."
*Camera fades out as Castle makes his way to the locker room*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 21, 2011 16:45:22 GMT -5
Since I've returned, I've been grandstanding on the issue that nobody here realizes their potential. No one here works, no one puts the TIME and EFFORT in to what it takes to being the best. They form factions so they know people have their backs. They lie, cheat, and steal their way to victories, and worst, they think they're setting the standard for what it takes to be a true champion.
Boiler Room Brawler, last Monday, you just proved my point. You had no answers for me. I had you eating out of the palm of my god damn hand, so what did you do? You grew frustrated, and you disqualified yourself from competition. You knew you couldn't win, so you made god damn sure that YOU were the reason you lost. Why? Someone please refresh my memory, but are you or are you not a 325 pound monster?
You act like you're 110 pounds soaking wet. You're SOFT, Boiler. This facade that you're a big, strong, monster? It's a total joke. I exposed you last Monday, and now, I get the chance, with my colleague Evil M, to take the Tag Team Championship belt, the one that you don't deserve, from around your waist.
And believe me when I tell you, I take great pleasure in that.
Your days are numbered, buddy. Come Wheel of Misfortune, I'm going to show you the Agony of losing the only thing you think you care about, and I'm going to show you the benefit of coming prepared, with a strategy, and execute to perfection. Your days on the top are numbered. I gotta hand it to you, ViVA; I underestimated you. I went in there expecting to fight a sneaky chickenshit who cuts corners to victory, but instead I got a vicious little weasel out to prove himself. I guess the lesson here is that I gotta stop underestimating you and your fellow little people in the ring.
I'll see you at Wheel of Misfortune, Vince. I'll meet you there, in that squared circle, and I hope we get something that allows the kid gloves to come off, because I won't get fooled again, and I think my partner will be none too foolish either...
Unfortunately for us, we got other fish to fry next Monday: my on-again off-again fiercest rival, D! R! Jackson and my wrestling mentor after last year's Wheel of Misfortune: Ryan Bergman.
Such an exhibition match ought to be a great warm-up for me, BRB, and my reborn partner, Jonathan Michaels, who is just dying to unleash the beast inside.
Nothing personal this time, Jackson and Bergman, but we're the Steampunks, and we'll take you both to the Boiling Point until you Fade to Black!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2011 17:05:33 GMT -5
Blood Knight??? Nice to rip off your master's nickname. You bastardized my Rules of Honor to fit your own goals. Typical of you..... In the cage after I have beaten you bloody, I have a feeling your oh so good friends will try to take me out, but I have a little plan of my own. You moron, Evil M screwed with them first. I improved on his Rules Of Honor. Your original Rules were as follows:
"1. Thou Shalt Not Be Pinned"
Oh, you're kidding, really? Avoid getting pinned in a wrestling match? What an innovative concept!
"2. Thou Shalt Not Be Made To Tap Out"
See, it's a good thing that the WWCF had you around to clarify these things, because for the longest time I thought that whoever tapped first was the winner! That every match was a race to see who could throw himself down on the mat and start tapping like a bitch! Thank you oh so much for setting us all straight!
"3. Thou Shalt Not Have Anyone In Your Corner As Well As The Corner Of Your Opponent."
There's actually nothing wrong with that one.
"4. Thou Shalt Not Be Disqualified Or Counted Out"
You know what? I'm not even going to say anything about this one. It's just too easy.
"5. Thou Shalt Not Throw Your Opponent Over The Top Rope"
And it was this great idea of yours that probably inspired Evil M to create a huge loophole in the Rules Of Honor which he exploited in his defense against Naitch: that you could win the match if you threw yourself over the top rope in a way that made it look like it was your opponent's doing. I've fixed that by specifying that you have to be intentionally thrown over.
As for the rest of M's Rules, they may have been tailored to suit his adopted style and handicap his opponents, but they're not all bad ideas, which is why I kept most of them. If you're Champion Of Honor, the way I see it, you prove that you can beat your opponent in a straight up wrestling match. Which Richlen hasn't; he won the title in an "I Quit" match involving a s***load of foreign objects. Last I looked, it didn't say "Hardcore Championship" on that belt, but the way "Ricky" won the thing it might as well have.
As for our match, I'll tell you my plan: win or lose, I plan to leave you beaten, bloody, and in no condition to stand up. Well, remember this...........in this life or the next, you are cursed to suffer my wrath. The terms of I4I are much easier to take now then much later.
Oh and if you were a man, you would okay those stipulation changes with the champion. Not make them on the fly like you did since..........you don't have the belt. When I was champion, I defended that title honorably and it was my honor that I allow the title to be given to someone else without me losing it.
Like I said before I was wrong in thinking that title means you have honor. Several people have proven to me that they truthfully have no honor and no matter what happens, you will never have any honor in you until after I crush your skull in. Then, you can start anew.
Win or lose.........you will never be looked at by me or anyone else with any honor or respect till after this whole situation is done and only I Can End It.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 21, 2011 17:16:01 GMT -5
You moron, Evil M screwed with them first. I improved on his Rules Of Honor. Your original Rules were as follows:
"1. Thou Shalt Not Be Pinned"
Oh, you're kidding, really? Avoid getting pinned in a wrestling match? What an innovative concept!
"2. Thou Shalt Not Be Made To Tap Out"
See, it's a good thing that the WWCF had you around to clarify these things, because for the longest time I thought that whoever tapped first was the winner! That every match was a race to see who could throw himself down on the mat and start tapping like a bitch! Thank you oh so much for setting us all straight!
"3. Thou Shalt Not Have Anyone In Your Corner As Well As The Corner Of Your Opponent."
There's actually nothing wrong with that one.
"4. Thou Shalt Not Be Disqualified Or Counted Out"
You know what? I'm not even going to say anything about this one. It's just too easy.
"5. Thou Shalt Not Throw Your Opponent Over The Top Rope"
And it was this great idea of yours that probably inspired Evil M to create a huge loophole in the Rules Of Honor which he exploited in his defense against Naitch: that you could win the match if you threw yourself over the top rope in a way that made it look like it was your opponent's doing. I've fixed that by specifying that you have to be intentionally thrown over.
As for the rest of M's Rules, they may have been tailored to suit his adopted style and handicap his opponents, but they're not all bad ideas, which is why I kept most of them. If you're Champion Of Honor, the way I see it, you prove that you can beat your opponent in a straight up wrestling match. Which Richlen hasn't; he won the title in an "I Quit" match involving a s***load of foreign objects. Last I looked, it didn't say "Hardcore Championship" on that belt, but the way "Ricky" won the thing it might as well have.
As for our match, I'll tell you my plan: win or lose, I plan to leave you beaten, bloody, and in no condition to stand up. Well, remember this...........in this life or the next, you are cursed to suffer my wrath. The terms of I4I are much easier to take now then much later.
Oh and if you were a man, you would okay those stipulation changes with the champion. Not make them on the fly like you did since..........you don't have the belt. When I was champion, I defended that title honorably and it was my honor that I allow the title to be given to someone else without me losing it.
Like I said before I was wrong in thinking that title means you have honor. Several people have proven to me that they truthfully have no honor and no matter what happens, you will never have any honor in you until after I crush your skull in. Then, you can start anew.
Win or lose.........you will never be looked at by me or anyone else with any honor or respect till after this whole situation is done and only I Can End It. Maybe you're too small-minded to ever change your perceptions, Seth, but after what I do to you in that cage, you won't be able to make any more claims about Ryan Blood being chickenshit or weak without people laughing in your face and laughing at you in the comfort of their homes. Or just shaking their heads sadly at how pathetic you've become. Because they'll all remember what I did to you on the night of June 27th, 2011, and they'll know that you're either a liar or delusional.
And where I come from, lying down and letting some whiny-ass douchebag cave in your skull isn't a way to earn respect. It's a surefire way to lose it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2011 17:49:25 GMT -5
Well, remember this...........in this life or the next, you are cursed to suffer my wrath. The terms of I4I are much easier to take now then much later.
Oh and if you were a man, you would okay those stipulation changes with the champion. Not make them on the fly like you did since..........you don't have the belt. When I was champion, I defended that title honorably and it was my honor that I allow the title to be given to someone else without me losing it.
Like I said before I was wrong in thinking that title means you have honor. Several people have proven to me that they truthfully have no honor and no matter what happens, you will never have any honor in you until after I crush your skull in. Then, you can start anew.
Win or lose.........you will never be looked at by me or anyone else with any honor or respect till after this whole situation is done and only I Can End It. Maybe you're too small-minded to ever change your perceptions, Seth, but after what I do to you in that cage, you won't be able to make any more claims about Ryan Blood being chickens*** or weak without people laughing in your face and laughing at you in the comfort of their homes. Or just shaking their heads sadly at how pathetic you've become. Because they'll all remember what I did to you on the night of June 27th, 2011, and they'll know that you're either a liar or delusional.
And where I come from, lying down and letting some whiny-ass douchebag cave in your skull isn't a way to earn respect. It's a surefire way to lose it. You think if you beat me, I or anyone should respect you. Respect is something earned through all your actions, not with victories or losses. And you committed the ultimate sign of disrespect when you did. In some ways, I am trying to clean up your mess. After you get your comuppance, you will then be able to build back the situation you are in.
Until you realize that you have to earn your respect back, you will always be Hopeless.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Jun 21, 2011 18:56:14 GMT -5
*Descent walks out to the ring dressed in street clothes. His long hair tied back into a ponytail. He steps into the ring to ask for a microphone.*
Descent: You know, When I first came to the World Wrestlecrap Federation, I felt it was necessary to do whatever I was told to do. See, just a few short months ago, I was offered a contract to be part of one of the greatest companies that has ever came from this great sport. All I had to do was change myself.
"No one wants to see some regular boring guy," they said. "Come on Finn... people want entertainment."
So what did I do? EVERYTHING THAT I'VE WENT THROUGH IN MY LIFE....I merely just tossed it aside. "Wasn't interesting enough, they said." Where did this whole mess get me them, hmm? A waste of my time, and yours.
This... this isn't me, and it never was. It's a caricature. A mere delusion by those above me who said, I could never make it in this company if I didn't lie about who I am. Well... I'm sick of lying about who I am.
I am Finnegan McHaggis. I was born and raised in Ireland, and spent most of my teen years in the Irish streets of New York City. I have fought and scratched and clawed my way up since I was born and it's something I know I will continue to do till my last breath. I've felt the blood of my enemies on my fist, and tasted my own from time to time, but it only made me stronger.
So, here it is then... I am what I am and I can only say this to my fellow WWCF wrestlers: Finn McHaggis is coming. I breath smoke, and I spit fire, and I am your worst Irish Nightmare.
*Descent drops the mic and exits the ring."
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 21, 2011 21:16:14 GMT -5
Blood Knight??? Nice to rip off your master's nickname. You bastardized my Rules of Honor to fit your own goals. Typical of you..... In the cage after I have beaten you bloody, I have a feeling your oh so good friends will try to take me out, but I have a little plan of my own. You moron, Evil M screwed with them first. I improved on his Rules Of Honor. Your original Rules were as follows:
"1. Thou Shalt Not Be Pinned"
Oh, you're kidding, really? Avoid getting pinned in a wrestling match? What an innovative concept!
"2. Thou Shalt Not Be Made To Tap Out"
See, it's a good thing that the WWCF had you around to clarify these things, because for the longest time I thought that whoever tapped first was the winner! That every match was a race to see who could throw himself down on the mat and start tapping like a bitch! Thank you oh so much for setting us all straight!
"3. Thou Shalt Not Have Anyone In Your Corner As Well As The Corner Of Your Opponent."
There's actually nothing wrong with that one.
"4. Thou Shalt Not Be Disqualified Or Counted Out"
You know what? I'm not even going to say anything about this one. It's just too easy.
"5. Thou Shalt Not Throw Your Opponent Over The Top Rope"
And it was this great idea of yours that probably inspired Evil M to create a huge loophole in the Rules Of Honor which he exploited in his defense against Naitch: that you could win the match if you threw yourself over the top rope in a way that made it look like it was your opponent's doing. I've fixed that by specifying that you have to be intentionally thrown over.
As for the rest of M's Rules, they may have been tailored to suit his adopted style and handicap his opponents, but they're not all bad ideas, which is why I kept most of them. If you're Champion Of Honor, the way I see it, you prove that you can beat your opponent in a straight up wrestling match. Which Richlen hasn't; he won the title in an "I Quit" match involving a s***load of foreign objects. Last I looked, it didn't say "Hardcore Championship" on that belt, but the way "Ricky" won the thing it might as well have.
As for our match, I'll tell you my plan: win or lose, I plan to leave you beaten, bloody, and in no condition to stand up. First off, I let Brony Alexander, back when he was Brian Alexander, pick the stipulation in exchange for a rematch after the crap finish from WrestleCrapocolypse. He chose the I Quit match, and I proved to be a man of my word, as usual. And I also proved to be a man of my word when I made him admit defeat. And afterwards, I showed him the respect he deserved.
As for you, Blood, I'll save many of my words for when you show up for The Richlen Show next week. But I'll throw this at you right now:
6. "Thou shalt not underestimate the fight in the dog in front of you." This is self-explanitory.
7. "Thou shalt not accuse Gus Richlen of not being able to win a straight-up match, especially as he's done so more than a few times in the past." Again, self-explanitory.
If you want to insinuate that I can't win a straight-up match, I advise you to watch what happens next week. You're going to be in for an unpleasant surprise.
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Post by General Adam on Jun 21, 2011 21:45:04 GMT -5
Wind up Monkey: You want a piece of me? Fine. You and me little man. In fact let's make this interesting. If I win Pinkie Pie comes with me and I you win....I leave. For good. Agreed......Wind up Monkey: Excellent. After next weeks Niteraw. You and me.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 21, 2011 21:50:43 GMT -5
You moron, Evil M screwed with them first. I improved on his Rules Of Honor. Your original Rules were as follows:
"1. Thou Shalt Not Be Pinned"
Oh, you're kidding, really? Avoid getting pinned in a wrestling match? What an innovative concept!
"2. Thou Shalt Not Be Made To Tap Out"
See, it's a good thing that the WWCF had you around to clarify these things, because for the longest time I thought that whoever tapped first was the winner! That every match was a race to see who could throw himself down on the mat and start tapping like a bitch! Thank you oh so much for setting us all straight!
"3. Thou Shalt Not Have Anyone In Your Corner As Well As The Corner Of Your Opponent."
There's actually nothing wrong with that one.
"4. Thou Shalt Not Be Disqualified Or Counted Out"
You know what? I'm not even going to say anything about this one. It's just too easy.
"5. Thou Shalt Not Throw Your Opponent Over The Top Rope"
And it was this great idea of yours that probably inspired Evil M to create a huge loophole in the Rules Of Honor which he exploited in his defense against Naitch: that you could win the match if you threw yourself over the top rope in a way that made it look like it was your opponent's doing. I've fixed that by specifying that you have to be intentionally thrown over.
As for the rest of M's Rules, they may have been tailored to suit his adopted style and handicap his opponents, but they're not all bad ideas, which is why I kept most of them. If you're Champion Of Honor, the way I see it, you prove that you can beat your opponent in a straight up wrestling match. Which Richlen hasn't; he won the title in an "I Quit" match involving a s***load of foreign objects. Last I looked, it didn't say "Hardcore Championship" on that belt, but the way "Ricky" won the thing it might as well have.
As for our match, I'll tell you my plan: win or lose, I plan to leave you beaten, bloody, and in no condition to stand up. First off, I let Brony Alexander, back when he was Brian Alexander, pick the stipulation in exchange for a rematch after the crap finish from WrestleCrapocolypse. He chose the I Quit match, and I proved to be a man of my word, as usual. And I also proved to be a man of my word when I made him admit defeat. And afterwards, I showed him the respect he deserved.
As for you, Blood, I'll save many of my words for when you show up for The Richlen Show next week. But I'll throw this at you right now:
6. "Thou shalt not underestimate the fight in the dog in front of you." This is self-explanitory.
7. "Thou shalt not accuse Gus Richlen of not being able to win a straight-up match, especially as he's done so more than a few times in the past." Again, self-explanitory.
If you want to insinuate that I can't win a straight-up match, I advise you to watch what happens next week. You're going to be in for an unpleasant surprise. I'll try to be brief too, "Ricky".
See, I know all about being underestimated as you might've guessed from my old catch phrase, so I try not to make the same mistake so many others have against myself.
And I know you can win wrestling matches. I haven't forgotten that a couple of the ones you've won in the World WrestleCrap Federation has been against yours truly. The second time was for my and Johnny's titles and, in a little bit of irony, Johnny and me took those back in a no-DQ match.
But the fact remains that you never proved you were able to beat B.A. without ladders and weapons and shit.
Finally, I'm a man of my word too; I'm just careful not to make any promises I can't--or don't want to--keep. That's why I never made a promise to anybody that I wouldn't kick your head off on Monday night. Because I really wanted to do it in front of all your drooling WWCF Galaxy sycophants, and I didn't want to have to break my word in the process.*Blood smirks smugly* Oh, and I have one last thing to say to Seth: you say I should let the champ decide how he defends his title?*Blood laughs mockingly* Further proof of your hypocrisy, Drakin. As a former WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION when you were CEO, I don't remember you ever okaying anything with me or Johnny. When Colt became the WWCF Champion, you never okayed anything with him. No, you made it real clear with your little "ladder of power" that even the top champion in the company was just third in your pecking order and that the final decision on everything was yours.
Well, now you're on the other side, the powerless side. Feel good, Unk?
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 21, 2011 22:02:08 GMT -5
First off, I let Brony Alexander, back when he was Brian Alexander, pick the stipulation in exchange for a rematch after the crap finish from WrestleCrapocolypse. He chose the I Quit match, and I proved to be a man of my word, as usual. And I also proved to be a man of my word when I made him admit defeat. And afterwards, I showed him the respect he deserved.
As for you, Blood, I'll save many of my words for when you show up for The Richlen Show next week. But I'll throw this at you right now:
6. "Thou shalt not underestimate the fight in the dog in front of you." This is self-explanitory.
7. "Thou shalt not accuse Gus Richlen of not being able to win a straight-up match, especially as he's done so more than a few times in the past." Again, self-explanitory.
If you want to insinuate that I can't win a straight-up match, I advise you to watch what happens next week. You're going to be in for an unpleasant surprise. I'll try to be brief too, "Ricky".
See, I know all about being underestimated as you might've guessed from my old catch phrase, so I try not to make the same mistake so many others have against myself.
And I know you can win wrestling matches. I haven't forgotten that a couple of the ones you've won in the World WrestleCrap Federation has been against yours truly. The second time was for my and Johnny's titles and, in a little bit of irony, Johnny and me took those back in a no-DQ match.
But the fact remains that you never proved you were able to beat B.A. without ladders and weapons and s***.
Finally, I'm a man of my word too; I'm just careful not to make any promises I can't--or don't want to--keep. That's why I never made a promise to anybody that I wouldn't kick your head off on Monday night. Because I really wanted to do it in front of all your drooling WWCF Galaxy sycophants, and I didn't want to have to break my word in the process.*Blood smirks smugly* Oh, and I have one last thing to say to Seth: you say I should let the champ decide how he defends his title?*Blood laughs mockingly* Further proof of your hypocrisy, Drakin. As a former WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION when you were CEO, I don't remember you ever okaying anything with me or Johnny. When Colt became the WWCF Champion, you never okayed anything with him. No, you made it real clear with your little "ladder of power" that even the top champion in the company was just third in your pecking order and that the final decision on everything was yours.
Well, now you're on the other side, the powerless side. Feel good, Unk? Oh, don't worry about it, Blood. Because after I leave Wheel of Misfortune STILL Champion Of Honor, it WILL be ME picking the terms of the next defense. And I really don't care if Colt or anyone else OKs it or not.
As for promises, you said you couldn't guarantee that I wouldn't get superkicked last night. Well, I won't guarantee that The Richlen Show is going to have a happy ending as far as you are concerned. And there's something else I refuse to promise, but that is my little secret, muchacho.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 21, 2011 23:14:58 GMT -5
First off, I let Brony Alexander, back when he was Brian Alexander, pick the stipulation in exchange for a rematch after the crap finish from WrestleCrapocolypse. He chose the I Quit match, and I proved to be a man of my word, as usual. And I also proved to be a man of my word when I made him admit defeat. And afterwards, I showed him the respect he deserved.
As for you, Blood, I'll save many of my words for when you show up for The Richlen Show next week. But I'll throw this at you right now:
6. "Thou shalt not underestimate the fight in the dog in front of you." This is self-explanitory.
7. "Thou shalt not accuse Gus Richlen of not being able to win a straight-up match, especially as he's done so more than a few times in the past." Again, self-explanitory.
If you want to insinuate that I can't win a straight-up match, I advise you to watch what happens next week. You're going to be in for an unpleasant surprise. I'll try to be brief too, "Ricky".
See, I know all about being underestimated as you might've guessed from my old catch phrase, so I try not to make the same mistake so many others have against myself.
And I know you can win wrestling matches. I haven't forgotten that a couple of the ones you've won in the World WrestleCrap Federation has been against yours truly. The second time was for my and Johnny's titles and, in a little bit of irony, Johnny and me took those back in a no-DQ match.
But the fact remains that you never proved you were able to beat B.A. without ladders and weapons and s***.
Finally, I'm a man of my word too; I'm just careful not to make any promises I can't--or don't want to--keep. That's why I never made a promise to anybody that I wouldn't kick your head off on Monday night. Because I really wanted to do it in front of all your drooling WWCF Galaxy sycophants, and I didn't want to have to break my word in the process.*Blood smirks smugly* Oh, and I have one last thing to say to Seth: you say I should let the champ decide how he defends his title?*Blood laughs mockingly* Further proof of your hypocrisy, Drakin. As a former WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION when you were CEO, I don't remember you ever okaying anything with me or Johnny. When Colt became the WWCF Champion, you never okayed anything with him. No, you made it real clear with your little "ladder of power" that even the top champion in the company was just third in your pecking order and that the final decision on everything was yours.
Well, now you're on the other side, the powerless side. Feel good, Unk? I said for the Championship of Honor, you should let the champion decide. Not the tag titles nor the world title. The Champion puts enough on the line as it is seeing how he can also lose the belt if he doesnt follow the rules as well, he should be allowed to pick the way it goes.
Oh but being on the powerless side has its benefits with you fools. You see, with me and after what your Pantheon did, all you can do to me for my actions is put me in matches and fine me. You can't fire me because let's be honest..........Jessica and U.N. Owen can sue for unsafe work conditions and after what you did to all of us, I can sue for wrongful termination. I will have your Pantheon's ass in so much litigation that the board (who by the way could fire my ass and they can do the same to your asses) will be forced to fire your five asses as heads of the show.
And if Jessie sues........just like it would have been for that poor kid who you attacked if I hadnt dealt with it, it will be your ass that has been in court.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Jun 22, 2011 0:07:13 GMT -5
*Camera opens to a dim-lit street corner.The gloom of a rainy day hangs ominously in the air. The only source of light comes from a lone street lamp at the corner of the street. Obstructed by shadows we see a figure leaning against the post. A click is heard and a orange light pops up, flowing back and forth in the wind. Now only stands a pale orange dot barely visible in the night.*
Finn: Oh lads, don't be afraid. It's just your old pal Finn. Out carousing on another typical night for myself. Come on.. don't be so bashful. Get your arse over here, lads.
*The camera pulls up to Finn, who is still covered in the shadows of the night.*
Finn: My friends. What a night I've had. Ya see, it's never ever a dull moment in ol' Finnegan's life, is it? I got myself quite a night life. Why, just a few moments ago I had left "McClaferty's" down the street, after a good few rounds of the ol' stout. You should've seen those hooligan's in there. Lads, I tell ya if there ever was a bunch of ruffians... they are definitely as close to the definition as I've ever seen.
*Finn stops and pauses. His cigarette dangling from his mouth. He drops it and steps on it, 'causing a burst of orange sparks to leap into the dark air.*
Finn: But let's not forget the most important part of this lads. Ya see.. just like all ruffians and assorted types who don't know there place. Someone's gotta show them where exactly that is.
*Finn steps forward. His face is covered in blood, and there's a gash across his forehead.*
Finn: Ya see, just like EVERYBODY that I come across. One little weasel decided he wanted to test me. Yeah, the bastard got a good shot on me with his bottle, which is where this nice little prize comes from. But....
*Finn pulls his hands up, and they are covered in blood.*
Finn: I think I came out far better than he did. See, while I merely might need a few stitches. This little wretch, well... I doubt he'll be able to eat even applesauce after what I did to him. Let's make one thing, perfectly clear... my new... umm.. friends. I don't play around. All of you in the WWCF, have only yourselves to blame if you get on my wrong side. Trust me.. you don't want to get on my wrong side. That bastard I just brutalized? Hell, he caught me on one of my good days. I did it 'cause I was just in the mood. Those who are unfortunate enough to catch me on an off day...well, let's just say I have no problems with beaten you so bad, your children won't recognize your dental records. So remember.. friends... You're ol' pal Finn... is comin'.
*The camera fades on Finn's face.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 22, 2011 15:25:13 GMT -5
I would like to apologize to Gus Richlen if my actions cause Ryan Blood to miss Wheel of Misfortune. I know you were looking forward to defending your Title of Honor in a Rules of Honor Match, but if I decide to hit him with the I4I, he wont make it to the Monday afterwards.
Ryan, I know you have a trap planned for me......but I have a way around your silly trap. Ryan will be living by his last name because he is going to bleed. When I sing the Anthem of the Angels, you will say the Last Goodbye.
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 22, 2011 15:34:17 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is backstage, sitting on a table and looking through his black holdall, when he is approached by Jerry Fish*
JF: Mr Castle, we all just heard your promo right now, word is reaching us that you will have your first match this coming Monday night, against CageKing and Great Warrior, can you give us an insight as to how you’re approaching your debut?
Castle: Look, whatever your name is, I gave people a chance to come out there to the ring a few minutes ago and tell me what they knew. No one chose to do that, including these two, so now I’ve got to start hurting people to get what I want. This CageKing guy might be tough, and I’ll plan for him, study his moves, work out his weaknesses and strengths, but I doubt he’s been prepared for what I can throw at him.
JF: You sound confident…
Castle: It’s not confidence, it’s determination. I’ve had 18 years of putting people though the pain I’ve had to suffer every day of my life, so to bust some punk’s head on Monday isn’t going to make me lose any sleep.
*Points to his head*
Castle: War is psychological, it’s all up here, and if you can make the enemy scared, then they can’t fight you. This CageKing might have his mind elsewhere, like an upcoming title match, so if he’s distracted, then he’s going to pay. He had his chance to tell me what he knew, and he didn’t take it, so now he has to pay extra.
JF: CageKing does have an important title match coming up, but he’s a focussed competitor, and there’s the added element of The Great Warrior…
Castle: I’ve studied the greatest warriors of our time. People sometimes think butchers are great warriors. Rasputin, Genghis Khan, they’re not soldiers, they’re slaughterers. It takes something great to be a great warrior *pulls a copy of “The Art of War” by Sun Tzu out of his holdall*. I’ve read this hundreds of times, and I’m still not the greatest warrior - so why should some other guy be?
JF: One final question…
Castle: Yes?
JF: What else is in the bag?
*Wordlessly, Castle zips up the bag, stands up, and glares at *
Castle: If you looked, I’d have to make sure you never looked again, and you wouldn’t want that, would you?
*Castle scowls and walks away*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 23, 2011 10:36:26 GMT -5
When I first broke into the WWCF, my only goal was making money and winning titles...
Well, thanks to completely legal means, I now have more money than I ever dreamed of...
I've held Tag-team gold.
I've held the Interforum championship
I've banged Seth's wife.
Yes, I've done a lot, as my upcoming three disc dvd set will show.*holds up dvd set*
But I've never been world champion. Yes, I've pinned both of the men in the match with me in the last few weeks, but that doesn't count. I know I am in the most important match in my career, and I know it won't be easy, like Seth's wife.
But I also know I can beat both of the other men, because I have already done so...
So Colt? Keep that belt nice and shiny, because the only man you fear, "Handsome" Whitey Fats, The Wrestling Messiah, is coming for you and the gold, and everything that comes with it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 23, 2011 14:15:00 GMT -5
When I first broke into the WWCF, my only goal was making money and winning titles...
Well, thanks to completely legal means, I now have more money than I ever dreamed of...
I've held Tag-team gold.
I've held the Interforum championship
I've banged Seth's wife.
Yes, I've done a lot, as my upcoming three disc dvd set will show.*holds up dvd set*
But I've never been world champion. Yes, I've pinned both of the men in the match with me in the last few weeks, but that doesn't count. I know I am in the most important match in my career, and I know it won't be easy, like Seth's wife.
But I also know I can beat both of the other men, because I have already done so...
So Colt? Keep that belt nice and shiny, because the only man you fear, "Handsome" Whitey Fats, The Wrestling Messiah, is coming for you and the gold, and everything that comes with it. You really are not worth dealing with as far as your lies are concerned.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jun 23, 2011 16:17:17 GMT -5
When I first broke into the WWCF, my only goal was making money and winning titles...
Well, thanks to completely legal means, I now have more money than I ever dreamed of...
I've held Tag-team gold.
I've held the Interforum championship
I've banged Seth's wife.
Yes, I've done a lot, as my upcoming three disc dvd set will show.*holds up dvd set*
But I've never been world champion. Yes, I've pinned both of the men in the match with me in the last few weeks, but that doesn't count. I know I am in the most important match in my career, and I know it won't be easy, like Seth's wife.
But I also know I can beat both of the other men, because I have already done so...
So Colt? Keep that belt nice and shiny, because the only man you fear, "Handsome" Whitey Fats, The Wrestling Messiah, is coming for you and the gold, and everything that comes with it. You really are not worth dealing with as far as your lies are concerned. *holds up the pics of Seth's wife again* Lies, my friend? Pictorial evidence certainly seems to disagree with you
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