Let's Play Pokemon Emerald- Reaches Endgame

Boy named Beau

Boy named Manuel

NINJA! With capital letters and exclamation point.

And he must be named Kippy III

because there not enought space for Kippy the Third

Torchic or I riot.

Mudkip

And he shall be called

Bidoof

And we are Mudkip... but who is it? *Because I forgot to screencap naming it latter, It''s Kippy III. So cookies for Evil Double H.



Two moves of doom. Cena would be proud.



Was anyone really surprised?




And the lesson is... don't do things if a ten year old child isn't around to pull your ass out of the fire.




HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?


And then no joke, We teleported to the lab.



The hell did you do?



"I COME, PROFESSOR BIRCH, NOT TO DESTROY THE BIRCHAMANIACS… AND BIRCHAMANIA. I COME, Professor Birch, to bring the NORMANs and Birchamaniacs together as one, as we, Professor Birch, accept ALL THE CHALLENGES, with the strengths
of all the NOR-MANS and the Birchamaniacs together"

He's a little bit weird like that.



"THE BLOOD OF THE NORMAN RUNS THROUGH MY DAUGHTERS VEINS"


used.

Why thank ya.


That came out of left field. I'm gonna have to say no.


This went on for hours. I'm not gonna let someone that got attacked by a Zigzagoon tell me what to do.

*Stupid but thou must moments*



Fine. What the shazbot is wrong with this place?




Tell me you didn't just say that.



I'm gonna curb stomp this chick so bad. He will pay for such an insult.



Why are you in the long grass than? I thought so, shut up.





Wow, useful already.




Goddamn broken bridge. Guess I'm going north then.




Oh hey, there's a questionnaire on the counter.



What?

Well, heading north.








Uh hey. Sorry about trying to steal your pokemon. You're not mad are you?



You still are...


You have the type that I'm weak against. I knew I should have taken Betty.



Heh. Thought I was freaking out there.








NOW WHO SHOWED WHO HOW TO BE A TRAINER?



Shut up fatty.




What. But... level 5 pokemon... I... What.


this pokedex.




Nifty. Can you play games on it? Now I leave.


Also got balls.

Now our adventure starts for real. Continue following Sue and Kippy III as they go through their wacky and sexy adventures.

This is fantastic. Hilarious stuff.

At last, I'm finally free to do what I want.



Dum de dum dum




Kippy the Third is my underling.... or am I the underling?




And so we have shoes. The rags on my feet were wearing away anyways.




Wurmple Got!



You thought I was gonna call it Penis didn't you? Or Wang or Schlong.
Well no, cause that joke is old.



Poochyena Got!

The voices commanded me to name him Edge. Cookie for Sharpy Snow.


Edge is nice enough to give me the berry that he had been holding.


Also learnt Poison Sting. Which is nifty, I supppose.





Edge is the ultimate opportunist and steals teh win. But not before Wingull kicks out of the first ball.


Wingull Got~!
Named Tasty Bird.





Dumbass that stopped me from going through here turns out to have been following his own footprints.




Like you didn't expect that result.


Strangely enough, the bite pokemon cannot bite anything yet.



Zigzagoon Got~!


Because even Bidoof was useful as Bibarel.



Buddy, you're the first random trainer in the game. I'm surprised that you are not a bug catcher.


Exactly.

Wouldn't help. I'd still curb stomp you.







Called Amigo.





Just Grindin.


Heh, Bug Catcher. you will not be a worthy adversary.


See kid.


I now have two water critters to kill stuff with.


You had two Wurmples. I'm surprised you don't get knocked out by a stiff breeze.






Yes but unlike you, I am awesome.


not pictured, his Zigzagoon killing Not Bidoof with one shot.


Wormy vengeance!




No, I will not make you famous!


This should be easy!


Shazbot.


VENGEANCE!


Spanky leveled up thanks to you!






Cascoon Got~!



Moving on.

What will happen? Will Sue find a good pokemon? Will Edge or Not Bidoof be worth a damn?

Be sure to post or PM name requests or I'll start getting weird.