WC Mafia 2 Thread 2 (On Leave)

The remaining WC Icons are taking a slower, more cautious approach today. With so many of them dying, the survivors want to be sure that anyone they single out is a bonafide threat. There is an uneasiness amongst them, made worse by the stagnancy of the ship. Since last night's "technical difficulties," the ship hasn't moved except by the currents. Talk about being abandoned at sea takes up most of the daily discussion amongst the Icons.

As night approaches, no clear villain stands out. Sean Carless stands up, ready to address the Icons. Before he can speak, an alarm goes off. It startles the Icons and a panic begins to set in.

"We're all gonna die!!" cries out El Dandy.

"There goes my chance for a second heel run in TNA!" bemoans Tony Schiavone.

"Dammit! Calm down people!" yells Sean. "That's the alarm to abandon ship. It COULD be a false alarm, given everything that's gone wrong. Let's all calmly exit the conference room and make our way to the lifeboats and see what's going on."

Before Sean can finish Crappers are running for the doors, pushing each other out of the way. Brother Midnight and Big Daddy Cadillac are fighting to get through the doorway when Snitsky waffles them both with a chair. They fall away and Snitsky steps over them.

"Not my fault, heh heh."

The Icons gather near the lifeboats to see a swarm of humanity fighting to get off the ship.

"There's no way we're gonna get outta here now, Daddy," comments Midnight, rubbing his sore head.

"Relax," says Sean. "Captain Morgan has a lifeboat specifically for us. I just have to go ask him where it's at so we all can leave. Stay here and wait for me."

Sean heads off towards the bridge while the rest of the Icons nervously wait. Schiavone eyes an empty lifeboat in the distance, covered with a tarp reading "Do Not Use." As the rest of the Icons mutter amongst themselves, Tony sneaks away towards the lifeboat. Once he reaches it, he pulls back the tarp, ready to save himself. Inside he finds the body of Dean Douglas.

"Ahhhhh!!!!!"

Schiavone jumps back into the support holding the non-functioning lifeboat and the boat is knocked loose. It falls into the water, alerting the other Icons. Tony, meanwhile, is disoriented and slips on water on the deck and falls overboard. He lands badly on the edge of the boat and flops into the water. The Icons run to save him but it is too late. Michael Hayden aka Tony Schiavone, Crapper, is dead. The Icons look to one another and sigh. This truly is the worst night in the history of our sport.

While Tony is busy getting himself killed, Sean is in the bridge speaking with Captain Morgan.

"What's going on, Captain?" asks Sean.

"Someone set off the evac alarm and I can't turn it off. The walkie talkies aren't working and the staff keeps unloading passengers!" replies Morgan.

"Good! My plan is working beautifully!"

"What? YOU did this?"

"Yep. I'll be taking over the ship now!"

Sean produces a bottle of rum from behind his back and he breaks the bottle over Captain Morgan's head. The captain is unconscious and bleeding to death. Sean grabs him and pulls him outside where he then tosses him overboard. Sean mocks the now deceased Captain Morgan and shouts at his body, "Looks like I've got a little Captain in me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Somewhere, the WrestleCrap Radio Crickets can be heard loud and clear.

Sean returns to the Icons with a somber look on his face.

"Bad news, guys," Sean says, "Captain Morgan took off in the lifeboat. So much for going down with the ship. Wait, where's Tony?"

Snitsky points overboard at the dead bodies of Tony and Dean.

"Crap. What about the other lifeboats?" asks Sean.

"They all gone, Daddy!" replies Brother Midnight. "They done took off without us. Now we're all stuck here with a killer!!"

The Icons eye each other with suspicion, knowing that one or more among them is ready to kill again…



Dead: Michael Hayden aka Tony Schiavone, Crapper



Still alive:
1. Square
2. pegasuswarrior
3. Jazzman
4. OblivionSorceress/The Dom
5. Sweet n' Sour
6. Scruffy
7. Sawyer
8. ritt
9. D2
10. Untouchable
11. Mr. Emoticon Man
12. Butters
13. Michael Hayden
14. Jonathan Michaels
15. jagilki
16. Curt Hawkins Fan
17. blackdeath
18. alexk
19. crudulak/jazzman
20. The Dom

Dead Players:
blackdeath aka Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, Trashman/One-Shot Paranoid Gun Owner (lynched Day 1)
Curt Hawkins Fan aka Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Broadcast Journalist/Cop (bludgeoned to death by golf club, Night 1)
pegasuswarrior aka Barry "The Stalker" Windham, Tracker (thrown overboard Night 1)
The Dom aka John Thomas, Crapper (lynched, Day 2)
Jazzman aka Dean Douglas, Crapper (strangled to death, Night 2)
ritt aka RD Reynolds, WC Mafia Godfather (botched Razor's Edge, Night 2)
Michael Hayden aka Tony Schiavone, Crapper (Lynched, Day 3)

It is now Night 3. All those with Night Actions please PM me with your actions ASAP. If you elect to not use your action, please PM me with "No action" in the subject line.

Also, OblivionSorceress has been replaced by The Dom, seeing as Sorceress hasn't replied to her second prod.

Quick update: Will try to get a write up done when I can. This week is going to be a tough one. I hope to have it done by Wednesday at the latest. Thanks for your patience.

Take your time boss. No worries.

Sean takes command of the scene and speaks to the Icons. "Look, things have just taken a drastic turn for the worse. We are all stuck on this ship with no way off. We're adrift in the Atlantic with a killer or killers amongst us. Tonight we all go straight to our rooms and lock the doors. No one leaves until morning. It's our only chance to stay alive. Security hightailed it with the rest of the passengers so we are on our own. Let's try and get through the night without a death, shall we?"

The rest of the Icons agree and they make their way to their rooms with much trepidation. All the doors are locked and everyone seems to try to get some sleep.

Around 2:00 AM Repo Man's door unlocks. The door opens and he steps out in full repo gear. He pulls out a piece of paper and mutters to himself, "Room 214." He slowly creeps his way down the hallway to the dining room to get to the second level passenger rooms. As he enters the dining room loud music begins to fill the room. Familiar music.



"What the Hell?"

Before Repo Man can get a reply he is struck in the back with a folding chair. Fake Razor then climbs onto his back and begins pummeling him with his gold chains. Repo Man manages to toss Razor off of him and get back onto his feet. Repo Man takes his rope and whips Fake Razor with it a couple of times, gaining the upper hand.Repo Man gets cocky and tries to grab Fake Razor by the hair. His hand slips through Razor's greasy hair; the momentary distraction allows Fake Razor to kick Repo Man in the nutsack. Repo Man doubles over in pain. Fake Razor puts him in position and delivers another botched Razor's Edge through a glass table. Bloodied and lifeless, Fake Razor laughs as he stands over the dead body of Sawyer aka Repo Man, Reposessor/Thief.

"I got you, mang!" crows a triumphant Fake Razor. "No one is gonna stand in the way of the Klaq!"

"I beg to differ, mang!" claims Sean , who whacks Fake Razor with his own folding chair. Fake Razor falls to the floor in pain. Sean continues his evil monologue.

"We didn't plan on dealing with you rejects as well as the Crappers, but your little crusade is about to be dealt a major blow. My buddy knows all about you, Bogner. Where's your running buddy, huh?" Sean nails Fake Razor with another chair shot. "Where is he? *whack* It's all over for the Klaq now!"

As Sean raises the chair for what appears to be the death blow, Fake Diesel appears out of nowhere and boots Sean in the face. Sean is sent reeling into a row of chairs. Diesel helps a bloody Fake Razor to his feet as Sean retreats, muttering to his contact on the phone. As a result of all the commotion several Crappers are making their way to the dining room.

"We gotta go, chico," advises Fake Razor. Diesel nods and the two Klaq members run off into the darkness, leaving the dead body of Repo Man behind as a reminder that no one on board is safe…




Dead: Sawyer aka Repo Man, Reposessor/Thief



Still alive:
1. Square
2. pegasuswarrior
3. Jazzman
4. The Dom
5. Sweet n' Sour
6. Scruffy
7. Sawyer
8. ritt
9. D2
10. Untouchable
11. Mr. Emoticon Man
12. Butters
13. Michael Hayden
14. Jonathan Michaels
15. jagilki
16. Curt Hawkins Fan
17. blackdeath
18. alexk
19. crudulak/jazzman
20. The Dom

Dead Players:
blackdeath aka Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, Trashman/One-Shot Paranoid Gun Owner (lynched Day 1)
Curt Hawkins Fan aka Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Broadcast Journalist/Cop (bludgeoned to death by golf club, Night 1)
pegasuswarrior aka Barry "The Stalker" Windham, Tracker (thrown overboard Night 1)
The Dom aka John Thomas, Crapper (lynched, Day 2)
Jazzman aka Dean Douglas, Crapper (strangled to death, Night 2)
ritt aka RD Reynolds, WC Mafia Godfather (botched Razor's Edge, Night 2)
Michael Hayden aka Tony Schiavone, Crapper (Lynched, Day 3)
Sawyer aka Repo Man, Reposessor/Thief (Fake Razor's Edge through glass table, Night 3)

It is now Day 4. With 12 alive it will take 7 votes to lynch. Deadline will be Thursday, May 6 8:00 AM PDT. Any questions please PM me.

Wait a second . . .

Does this mean BOTH Mafias killed Sawyer?

That's bizarre.

Bah Post:

Nice. Well I think I played in a way that live or die, something good for the crappers came out of my posts.

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The Dom, I know you are back in the game now and sorry about last time. It just sucked that you ended up with "John Thomas" as your character. I would have re-called my fervent quest to get you lynched, if you had a better role-claim. Good game though. I gotta get used to your blunt playstyle. Where do you play your mafia games? I hope you participate in the next ones here whenever they may be. Same goes for everyone else.

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Speaking of the next game... is anyone willing to host the next one? Does anyone have any ideas. If so PM me. Whenever you feel like starting your sign ups, let me know.

Thanks, Sawyer.

As for the game right now, I feel we need answers from . . .

FOS : D2

This is what Sawyer said about you earlier.

D2 has been giving joke answers, and not very worthwhile posts, and has been giving almost too nonsensical/faulty votes and theories. Almost so hasty in his judgments... similar to square. I doubt the mafia players would allow a fellow mafia to play like that. I still don't understand the alexk views on his side, which makes him suspicious still in my mind.

So Sawyer ended up voting for Michael Hayden, and you followed suit, resulting in his lynch, he turned up town, then apparantly BOTH mafias killed Sawyer, and yet they left you alone.

Not to mention it appears you didn't vote at all the first two days and haven't been terribly active, which smacks of a Mafia hiding out hoping not to be noticed.

Now I will say that Untouchable, SNS and MEM seem suspicious as well, but the evidence i've seen thus far indicates that the town deserves an explanation.

1. Sorry, you only didn't vote on Day 1, MEM didn't vote the first two days. (Hmm)

2. The fact that you make little sense and draw attention away from yourself makes you suspicious.

3. "Who we think isn't who they want us to not think they aren't being"

Oh, no, I've gone cross eyed.

That is such relentless doublespeak that it makes me more suspicious of you.