Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Feb 29, 2008 4:23:25 GMT -5
Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is. Hallelujah. Holy s***. Where's the Tylenol?
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Feb 29, 2008 7:56:30 GMT -5
We're going to need a bigger boat!
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Feb 29, 2008 7:58:26 GMT -5
Gordon's ALIVE!!!!!
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Feb 29, 2008 7:58:34 GMT -5
"Oh, this is awful. I'm going to bed"
~from Supercross the Movie. It sums up the entire movie perfectly and I'd like to think it was slipped in there as a knowing jab at the whole wretched thing.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 29, 2008 8:06:04 GMT -5
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Post by THE Dinobot on Feb 29, 2008 8:08:00 GMT -5
"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then; a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullpoop word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a poop. "
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 29, 2008 8:10:39 GMT -5
 "He called the crap poop!" |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 29, 2008 8:16:59 GMT -5
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
*turns*
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. But the two of us together? Forget it! I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
Either that, or:
[vader] NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [/vader]
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Post by big nasty on Feb 29, 2008 8:20:44 GMT -5
"his guts oozed nice like a melted malted"
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by Mac on Feb 29, 2008 9:28:59 GMT -5
"I gotta go now and uh... LIFT WEIGHTS.. wha?"
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
Posts: 28,934 
Member is Online
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Post by J is Justice on Feb 29, 2008 9:29:18 GMT -5
... I desperately want to make love to a school boy
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Post by Paul Is Deadpool R.I.P on Feb 29, 2008 11:57:27 GMT -5
Serious Answer:
Either: "Yo Adrian I did it?" Rocky 2
"f*** the primetime Bitch" Nightmare on Elm Street 3
or: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum" They Live
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Post by markdown474 on Feb 29, 2008 12:02:21 GMT -5
"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then; a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullpoop word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a poop. " I will take from the same movie but with a much shorter: It comes down to a simple choice really; get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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Mr. Mediocre
Hank Scorpio
Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
Much better since I was last here.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Feb 29, 2008 12:02:28 GMT -5
"He called the crap poop!" Still one of the funniest movies ever. Don't care what others say. |
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Post by tankmcquade on Feb 29, 2008 12:25:25 GMT -5
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Eeeeegggoooonnn.....EGON!" (Slams books down on table)
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Post by jamofpearls on Feb 29, 2008 12:26:53 GMT -5
Lets show this pre-historic bitch how we do things downtown.
and...
RARA WHATS THAT SMELL...
dewwwkey
DOOKIE?!
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 29, 2008 12:59:27 GMT -5
Tony Montana: Y'know Frank, you're a piece of sh**!"  |
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Post by -Lithium- on Feb 29, 2008 13:04:36 GMT -5
Where is he? That's a problem you're going to have to solve before it's too late. He has about, two hours, until the gas creeping into his nervous system begins to break down his body tissue, and he begins to bleed from every orifice he has:
Oh yes, there will be blood.
One of the most badass line ever. It made for a real good tagline too...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 29, 2008 13:14:52 GMT -5
 "I don't have to tell you that things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be! We know things are bad - worse than bad, They're crazy! It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone!' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone! I want you to get MAD! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad! You've got to say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now, and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 29, 2008 13:19:32 GMT -5
"I don't have to tell you that things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be! We know things are bad - worse than bad, They're crazy! It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone!' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone! I want you to get MAD! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad! You've got to say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now, and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" AWESOME! I had heard the "Mad as Hell" quote for years and wondered what it was from, so I did a quote search on IMDB and bought the film based on that-Love the film |
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