Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 29, 2008 13:23:59 GMT -5
Think, McFly, think!
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 29, 2008 13:24:00 GMT -5
Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again..........Ever.
I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 29, 2008 13:25:02 GMT -5
"I don't have to tell you that things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be! We know things are bad - worse than bad, They're crazy! It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone!' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone! I want you to get MAD! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad! You've got to say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now, and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" I did that monologue in drama class. Got an "A" on it to.
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AoDfan
Don Corleone
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Post by AoDfan on Feb 29, 2008 13:44:47 GMT -5
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Or if you like the alternate version. "I ain't that good" Ash in Army of Darkness.
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 29, 2008 13:50:14 GMT -5
"We're doing it for Johnny, man. We're doing this for Johnny!"
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Feb 29, 2008 14:21:33 GMT -5
"There are two kinds of people in this world my friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig...you, you dig..."
Blondie in "The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly"
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Post by happygilmore on Feb 29, 2008 20:48:39 GMT -5
"A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"
Wayne's World
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 20:52:34 GMT -5
"now why dont ya make like a tree... and get outta here"
"f*** my life"
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Post by Munkie91087 on Feb 29, 2008 21:01:51 GMT -5
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 21:01:52 GMT -5
It's not a tumor!
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Vengeance Of War
Bubba Ho-Tep
You say you want everyone happy? Well...we're not laughing.
Posts: 619
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Post by Vengeance Of War on Feb 29, 2008 21:21:29 GMT -5
Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it's you, who else could they send, who else could be trusted? I... I know it's a long way and you're ready to go to work... all I'm saying is just wait, just... just wait and please just hear me out because this is not an episode, relapse, f***-up, it's... I'm begging you Michael. I'm begging you. Try to make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago I came out of the building ok, I'm running across 6th avenue there's a car waiting, I've got exactly 38 minutes to get to the airport and I'm dictating. There's this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad, and suddenly she starts screaming, and I realize we're standing in the middle of the street, the light's changed, there's this wall of traffic, serious traffic speeding towards us, and I... I freeze, I can't move, and I'm suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I'm covered in some sort of film. It's in my hair, my face... it's like a glaze... a coating, and... at first I thought, oh my god, I know what this is, this is some sort of amniotic - embryonic - fluid. I'm drenched in afterbirth, I've breached the chrysalis, I've been reborn. But then the traffic, the stampede, the cars, the trucks, the horns, the screaming and I'm thinking no-no-no, reset, this is not rebirth, this is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death. And then I realize no-no-no, this is completely wrong because I look back at the building and I had the most stunning moment of clarity. I... I... I realized Michael, that I had emerged not from the doors of Kenner, Bach, and Odeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the asshole of an organism who's sole function is to excrete the... the... the poison, the ammo, the defoliant necessary for other, larger, more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity. And that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The stench of it and the sting of it would in all likelihood take the rest of my life to undue. And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath and I put that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this is, as true a thing as I believe I witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time, and Michael, the time is now.
Tom Wilkinson's delivery of this is just astounding. See Michael Clayton immediate.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 29, 2008 21:47:51 GMT -5
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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y2j12
AC Slater
The Original Chicago Made Punk
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Post by y2j12 on Feb 29, 2008 22:26:13 GMT -5
Where were going we don't need roads - Doc Brown
I can't remember the exact speech but its said by Capt. Jack Sparrow to Capt. Barbossa "Im a dishonest man, and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, it's the ones who say that are truthful you have to be careful with because you never know when they are going to do something stupid"
Or Something Like That cant remember it exactly if somebody knows it please post it
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Feb 29, 2008 22:31:14 GMT -5
"When there is no room left in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth."
Dawn of the Dead 1978
"We all have to die some time Red."
Platoon 1986
"Some times we all just go a little mad."
"A boy's best friend is his mother."
Psycho 1960
All of the above get my nod.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
Posts: 19,009
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Post by Celgress on Feb 29, 2008 22:36:18 GMT -5
"Going to Camp Blood, eh? You'll never come back again."
Friday the 13th 1980
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 29, 2008 23:04:47 GMT -5
"George, you know I was wondering, like if you were traveling through outer space, I mean like you're going real fast, like the speed of light, you know... hoooohhhhh... and all of a sudden you started screaming... aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh... Do you think your brain would blow up?"
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rra
King Koopa
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Post by rra on Feb 29, 2008 23:06:25 GMT -5
Not the greatest perhaps, but name the movie it comes from:
"I'm in the goddamn club, aren't I?"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 29, 2008 23:32:46 GMT -5
So what??? So let's dance!
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Post by Insomniac on Feb 29, 2008 23:43:54 GMT -5
Wait a minute, Jack. I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema. In particular, I like to see people f***ing on film. But I don't want to win an Oscar and I don't want to re-invent the wheel. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. But that's just me, that's just something I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert. But, there is one little thing that I wanna do in this life. And that is I wanna make a dollar and a cent in this business. Jack, I'm not trying to hurt ya. I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game.
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Feb 29, 2008 23:54:28 GMT -5
"We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat"
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