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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 1, 2008 1:18:29 GMT -5
Not the greatest perhaps, but name the movie it comes from: "I'm in the goddamn club, aren't I?" In my opinion, this tops even, "Wolfman's got nards!" I think the delivery is perfect.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 1, 2008 1:49:39 GMT -5
I forgot to add one. Out of so many gems in this, my favorite film, I have to go with:
"What do you mean I'm funny?"
Honorable Mention: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
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Post by damna on Mar 1, 2008 3:54:35 GMT -5
Serious Movie:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist"- Usual Suspects
Comedy:
"I don't want a large Farva, i want a god damn liter of cola!"
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 1, 2008 3:58:31 GMT -5
"I'm listening to the f***ing song!!!"
Slap Shot 1977
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Post by katelin on Mar 1, 2008 8:35:16 GMT -5
Wait a minute, Jack. I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema. In particular, I like to see people smurfing on film. But I don't want to win an Oscar and I don't want to re-invent the wheel. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. But that's just me, that's just something I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert. But, there is one little thing that I wanna do in this life. And that is I wanna make a dollar and a cent in this business. Jack, I'm not trying to hurt ya. I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game. Boogie Nights for the mutha-smurfing-win. My favorite from that movie: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 1, 2008 8:57:40 GMT -5
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it
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Post by Cela on Mar 1, 2008 12:15:47 GMT -5
Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.
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Post by tankmcquade on Mar 1, 2008 18:33:34 GMT -5
Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied. Winner!
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 1, 2008 19:48:41 GMT -5
Shane Falco: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Mar 1, 2008 19:50:19 GMT -5
"Im a mog, half man hlaf dog. Im my own best friend."-John Candy Spaceballs.
"Luke, I am your father"-star wars
Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f*** is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer. -Big Lebowski
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 1, 2008 19:57:57 GMT -5
It hasn't been posted here yet, but it's one of my faves:
Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
And another couple of quotes ...
Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's an interesting combination.
Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a f***ing problem with that?
Jeremy Grey: Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched.
Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 1, 2008 20:20:22 GMT -5
The Kurgan was a machine for great quotes, especially in the church scene. Here's my proof.I also came across this along the way, and I thought it was cool.
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Mar 1, 2008 20:32:02 GMT -5
Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again..........Ever. I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. These. Plus... I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Don Corleone: [seeing Sonny in the mortuary] Look how they massacred my boy. I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies. There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Mar 1, 2008 20:36:06 GMT -5
Strange women in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 1, 2008 20:39:29 GMT -5
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Mar 1, 2008 20:43:54 GMT -5
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster. Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne. Billy Clanton: A which? Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic f***ing Chopin.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. [Billy Clanton draws a knife] Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
f*** it..everything said in the movie Tombstone...espcecially by Val Kilmer.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 1, 2008 20:53:21 GMT -5
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that; 'Have ya paid your dues, Jack?' Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
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Post by Hypnotix on Mar 2, 2008 1:29:50 GMT -5
"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 2, 2008 4:30:51 GMT -5
Lily: Ned! Ned! I underlined the smurf scenes for ya! Ned: Get back in the van. You're gonna catch pneumonia Reg: Go back to the van, cos you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia. She underlines the smurf scenes for ya? Jeez, she must worship the ground you walk on. Ned: They teach you to underline in college Reg: Not the smurf scences, they don't.
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"TRADE ME RIGHT f***ING NOW!"
Denis Lemieux
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Mar 2, 2008 9:03:25 GMT -5
If I'm wrong nothing happens. We go to jail. Peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing......Lenny! You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
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