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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 25, 2008 22:15:14 GMT -5
MiLo, if you would have stopped at Taylor Hanson, I would understand.
But Joey Fatone?
A young Tony Romo?
And the Liberace inspired flowing robes?
But this isn't about your fondness for experimentation, MiLo.
Oh no, this goes much deeper.
Heh.
Ducks are supposed to fly together, MiLo.
When the going gets tough, and when you're getting your hair pulled rough...
DUCKS. FLY. TOGETHER!
And you seemed to have forgotten that somewhere along the way.
Sunday, MiLo.
Sunday, you. WILL. PAY.
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 25, 2008 22:27:05 GMT -5
Latino Meat? More like Latino............Feet?.......Am I right?
[wrestlecrap radio crickets]
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Post by psychotix5000 on Apr 26, 2008 7:41:59 GMT -5
*We see Al heading down the stairs in his house, toilet flushing. He has a newspaper under his arm and he heads to the couch and has a seat. He puts his hand in his pants and looks at the camera.*
So, you so called "WrestleCrappers" may be wondering why Al Bundy is here. I'll tell you why. I've been offered 10 bucks to take out this guy called The Sam08. $10 may not seem to be a whole lot to you but it's a hell of a lot more than what I make at Gary's in a week. That money means a hot meal to me and I haven't eaten in over 2 weeks! That red headed devil woman wouldn't know how to cook if she was possessed by Martha Stewart.
Anyway, I'm not going to take this guy out simply for the money. Hell, I could make more plucking the feathers off of Marcy and selling them to a pillow factory. If not for the money, then why? It's not because Sam is dumber than my daughter Kelly. It's not because he's virginal like my son Ghetto Blaster B. It's not because he's got chicken legs like Marcy or doesn't have a set of testicles like her husband Jefferson. See, I have it on good authority that Sam08 is the man directly responsible for "Psycho Dad" getting pulled off the air. Granted, Officer Griff told me this after quite a few beers at the nudie bar yesterday but I believe him dammit!
Do you realize what you've done? Now that I no longer have Psycho Dad to watch 5 days a week the wife wants me to have sex with her! Horrible, I know. Sam, you've just stepped in No Maam's Land now! You're messing with a man who played high school football! I scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High. When you and I meet I will only have two words for you: Let's Rock.
*Peg appears at the top of the stairs*
Oh Al, it's 5:30...
*Al's head lowers and he looks up at the camera.*
Damn you, Sam.
*Al retreats upstairs, a man broken in spirit.*
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Apr 26, 2008 9:53:46 GMT -5
AL bundy what have you done in your carrer nothing not a thing your not even a top star maybe win a title and then come back
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 26, 2008 10:13:10 GMT -5
Steviefan, I'll show you, you'll see...
THAT YOU SUCK!!!!
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Post by Hanzo on Apr 26, 2008 10:19:11 GMT -5
What kind of disgusting, dispic---dispicable...*sigh*... lack of respect does that Steve Whathisname show...booking a match for Hanzo at Superbrawl!
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Post by x on Apr 26, 2008 10:20:09 GMT -5
Steve Wilkos. You run around on these boards with that bald little head 'a yers. You walk with your chin held high like you run the place. But you wouldn't be anywhere if you hadn't rode Jerry Springers' coattails for the last 12 years! Any time, any place, any where. I'll hit my Bull Charge on you and knock you out for the 10 count. And I'll show you what "Jerry's final thought" really was.  EDIT Hanzo! Why are posting while I am taking the time to reply? I've been on these boards for far too long! Oh I've paid my dues and I'm not gonna let some youngster come in here and take my title. So I'm challenging you to a Internet Deathmatch. Loser has to have his hair photoshopped off. And you'll see why Bald Bull was the champion of the Minor division in Super Punch Out! |
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Post by Square on Apr 26, 2008 10:38:32 GMT -5
You know what I have better things to do with my life than destroy you verbally, grow some balls kid and then come back to Squarevillie and see wether your worth my time
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 26, 2008 12:13:59 GMT -5
I look at a square and you know what I see? I see a flat shape. Nothing to it. Boring sides, 90 degree corners. It sends me to sleep, and you know what happens when I get sleepy? I get cranky and you don`t want to deal with a cranky Stryker. Give it up Square, your name is your downfall.  I feel so horrible writing these things though... |
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Apr 26, 2008 12:25:29 GMT -5
I look at a square and you know what I see? I see a flat shape. Nothing to it. Boring sides, 90 degree corners. It sends me to sleep, and you know what happens when I get sleepy? I get cranky and you don`t want to deal with a cranky Stryker. Give it up Square, your name is your downfall. I feel so horrible writing these things though... Cranky Stryker need a diaper change? You had a bad dream, didn't you, boy? I was in the nightmare. You and me, we're the only ones that know what went down, and you're going to have the emotional scars to prove it! But come next week, oh, you're going to face more than your worst nightmare. You'll be begging for those old emotional scars when I get done with you... |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 26, 2008 12:28:46 GMT -5
Scubba, you're old...like my dad...
MY DAD'S UNCLE!!!
~evil heel laugh~
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 26, 2008 12:33:18 GMT -5
I look at a square and you know what I see? I see a flat shape. Nothing to it. Boring sides, 90 degree corners. It sends me to sleep, and you know what happens when I get sleepy? I get cranky and you don`t want to deal with a cranky Stryker. Give it up Square, your name is your downfall. I feel so horrible writing these things though... Cranky Stryker need a diaper change? You had a bad dream, didn't you, boy? I was in the nightmare. You and me, we're the only ones that know what went down, and you're going to have the emotional scars to prove it! But come next week, oh, you're going to face more than your worst nightmare. You'll be begging for those old emotional scars when I get done with you... Y'know Dark Scubba, you talk about dreams and you talk about nightmares, well I had a dream once too...a dream of being WWF champion...AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME! I'll never...NEVER forget the look on your face, when you interferred in my match...DCr got the pinfall, and the hand raise. All at once, in that instant the pain and humiliation I felt for losing was replaced...replaced BY RAW HATRED OF YOU! YOU STOLE MY DREAMS YOU TURNED MY LIFE INTO A NIGHTMARE! Heh heh...you talk of scars...heh heh...BE PREPARED TO BARE NEW SCARS FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE! WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND SCAR TISSUE! I'll see you at Wrestlemania, Scubba...WrestleMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Hanzo on Apr 26, 2008 12:35:18 GMT -5
Hanzo! Why are posting while I am taking the time to reply? I've been on these boards for far too long! Oh I've paid my dues and I'm not gonna let some youngster come in here and take my title. So I'm challenging you to a Internet Deathmatch. Loser has to have his hair photoshopped off. And you'll see why Bald Bull was the champion of the Minor division in Super Punch Out! Hey, Bull! I'll shave my own head before the Deathmatch! Then you'll relaize why Nick Bruiser was the champion of the Special Circuit in Super Punch Out! So get your Glass Joe jabroni ass down here so I can put you in the Hanzonator Leg Vice of Discomfort II and make you tap! Who are you doubt Hanzo? I'll have you know I'm heck of a wrestler and a jam-up guy! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 26, 2008 12:47:44 GMT -5
Hanzo, Hanzo, Hanzo.
Do you like skiing?
Do you enjoy shooshing down the slopes and racing along the packed powder?
Well in the middle of all of your fun, there's something you should be concerned about.
...AVALANCHE...
It's a reality.
It's a certainty.
And there's no amount of St. Bernard's that'll save you once I come crashing down.
Yodelay-hee-hoo.....
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Post by x on Apr 26, 2008 12:50:04 GMT -5
Hanzo! Why are posting while I am taking the time to reply? I've been on these boards for far too long! Oh I've paid my dues and I'm not gonna let some youngster come in here and take my title. So I'm challenging you to a Internet Deathmatch. Loser has to have his hair photoshopped off. And you'll see why Bald Bull was the champion of the Minor division in Super Punch Out! Hey, Bull! I'll shave my own head before the Deathmatch! Then you'll relaize why Nick Bruiser was the champion of the Special Circuit in Super Punch Out! So get your Glass Joe jabroni ass down here so I can put you in the Hanzonator Leg Vice of Discomfort II and make you tap! Who are you doubt Hanzo? I'll have you know I'm heck of a wrestler and a jam-up guy!  Shave your head if you must! For I am already bald. My barber didn't know to quit, will you? See, what you don't seem to understand is I'm a former WVBA Minor Circuit Champion, I'm a former WVBA Major Champion. Face it, I'm a living legend. I'll hit you with the Bull Charge, break your nose, bend you over, then f*** your ass and make you humble like old country way! Istanbul Numbah 1! Russia Numbah 1! Bald Bull Numbah 1! Soda Popinski Numbah 1! America PAHH-TOOEY! Hanzo PAHH-TOOEY! |
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Post by Dangery Scubba on Apr 26, 2008 12:51:03 GMT -5
Cranky Stryker need a diaper change? You had a bad dream, didn't you, boy? I was in the nightmare. You and me, we're the only ones that know what went down, and you're going to have the emotional scars to prove it! But come next week, oh, you're going to face more than your worst nightmare. You'll be begging for those old emotional scars when I get done with you... Y'know Dark Scubba, you talk about dreams and you talk about nightmares, well I had a dream once too...a dream of being WWF champion...AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME! I'll never...NEVER forget the look on your face, when you interferred in my match...DCr got the pinfall, and the hand raise. All at once, in that instant the pain and humiliation I felt for losing was replaced...replaced BY RAW HATRED OF YOU! YOU STOLE MY DREAMS YOU TURNED MY LIFE INTO A NIGHTMARE! Heh heh...you talk of scars...heh heh...BE PREPARED TO BARE NEW SCARS FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE! WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND SCAR TISSUE! I'll see you at Wrestlemania, Scubba...WrestleMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!! The world knows that I've got enough scars to go around. Two or three more surely won't hurt. You know, you can mention DCr and my interference all you like. But it will never change the fact that you still lost. Hell, we all know you wouldn't have stood a chance anyway. So you may ask yourself "Why?" To be perfectly honest, there is no proper answer. You simply weren't worthy of the belt. DCr was well on his way to proving that, so why not add a little more entertainment to make things interesting? Now then. You run your mouth about WrestleMania and making me bleed and this and that. Let's get one thing clear. I may very well be sent to Hell in that match with you, but I damn sure won't be going there alone! As for you, Bald Bull. I've got no problems with you. So what say I treat you to the...fabulous ladies of my home state? |
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Post by x on Apr 26, 2008 13:30:09 GMT -5
Y'know Dark Scubba, you talk about dreams and you talk about nightmares, well I had a dream once too...a dream of being WWF champion...AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME! I'll never...NEVER forget the look on your face, when you interferred in my match...DCr got the pinfall, and the hand raise. All at once, in that instant the pain and humiliation I felt for losing was replaced...replaced BY RAW HATRED OF YOU! YOU STOLE MY DREAMS YOU TURNED MY LIFE INTO A NIGHTMARE! Heh heh...you talk of scars...heh heh...BE PREPARED TO BARE NEW SCARS FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE! WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND SCAR TISSUE! I'll see you at Wrestlemania, Scubba...WrestleMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!! The world knows that I've got enough scars to go around. Two or three more surely won't hurt. You know, you can mention DCr and my interference all you like. But it will never change the fact that you still lost. Hell, we all know you wouldn't have stood a chance anyway. So you may ask yourself "Why?" To be perfectly honest, there is no proper answer. You simply weren't worthy of the belt. DCr was well on his way to proving that, so why not add a little more entertainment to make things interesting? Now then. You run your mouth about WrestleMania and making me bleed and this and that. Let's get one thing clear. I may very well be sent to Hell in that match with you, but I damn sure won't be going there alone! As for you, Bald Bull. I've got no problems with you. So what say I treat you to the...fabulous ladies of my home state? I shall take you up on that offer. Me and you vs Goldenbane and Hanzo at Mania? WVBA Tag Titles on the line? Bald Bull numbah 1! Dark Scubba numbah 1! Hanzo PAH TOOEY! Goldenbane PAH-TOOEY! |
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Post by Grendel on Apr 26, 2008 13:33:17 GMT -5
Bald Bull ... You are a Detroit Lions fan, so you must have faced your share of pain in your lifetime. But it's nothing like the pain and torment you will feel when you step into the ring to face me, Grendel, born of a demon mother. Bring as many friends as you want, it will not matter. For once you step into the ring to face me ... there will be but one outcome. When the smoke has cleared, and the dust has settled, I will be standing there victorious with my arm raised in victory.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Apr 26, 2008 14:12:54 GMT -5
Look Grendel, I know last time you got beat it was by a greased up Norseman and you probablly look back on that little ass grabbing contest with fond fond memories.
But this isn't going to be like that. This isn't going to be any sort of contest. All this will be is me coming in there, exploiting you like a Nike shoe maker!
Oh, you were the man once Grendel. That's the past. Take a look at the future. When I've left you in the dust at least your career will be remembered for one important thing. Being a stepping stone for the DUCK!!!
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 26, 2008 14:29:35 GMT -5
Y'know Milo, you had better practise your running...and you had better be an expert at ducking, because if you're not...there won't be anything left of you, once Grendel gets through with you. But tonight, on CRAP, you got a bout with "The man with the Plan, The man with the power, too sweet to be sour, rough and tumble, twisted steel and sex appeal" ME! You're just a warm up for me, when I take down Scubba at Wrestlemania.
*Hits fist into hand* As for you, Bald Bull...do you hear that...*his fist into hand again* sort of loud isn't it...well it's not even half as loud as what you're going hear when the Hanzo Hammer gets smashed across your back! Hanzo and I are 4 time Wrestlecrap tag team champions. Hanzo: 2 time former world champion, 3 time intercontinental champion! Myself: a former world champion, current intercontinental champion! You and Scubba are just another stepping stone to us, as we march towards once more recapturing those tag team belts! When Wrestlemania ends, you'll be taking the Goldenshower...the Goldenbane shower!
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I feel so horrible writing these things though...
