longdogga
Don Corleone
All australian look like this ^^^
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Post by longdogga on Apr 27, 2008 10:59:26 GMT -5
How is it that you still convince yourself each and every morning that you drag that pathetic carcass you call a body out of bead, that you have a chance of beating anything other than your dinky little morning wood? Grendal, its time I put you out of your misery. I'm doing you and those pathetic morons who call themselves your fans a favor! Maybe they'll remember you for the man you were, not the sorry sack of s*** you've become! You still think you've got what it takes? You think you have a chance against the Duck? Well grab your crutches and hobble on out here and take one last beating. ...hell, I'll even visit you in the hospital once you've regained conscienceness just to show you there's no hard feelings. WAIT WAIT you can't even talk to me TO ME i'm going to make it so you NEVER FORGOT ME AGAIN (grabs chair and heads to ring)
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 27, 2008 11:31:53 GMT -5
Longdogga, you say you're the number #1 Cena mark, and you need sex. I say you're the #1 Cena mark, and you're a bathturd! You don't need sex, what you need is somebody to slap some sense into you, ya crazy ozzie!
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Post by demolitionfan on Apr 27, 2008 15:26:13 GMT -5
YO! tea and crumpets!You ramble and don't make a damn bit of sense.You talk about slappin some sense into longdooga but from your pic and name i'd say you aint slapped no one.You are gonna be the Brian Blair to my Iron Shiek, and you will be HUMBLED!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 27, 2008 15:32:20 GMT -5
Demolitionfan? ? You gotta be kidding me! I am going to do you a favor. I'm going to slap you all the way back to 1990 so you can see them in their prime!
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 27, 2008 18:17:40 GMT -5
Demolitionfan? ? You gotta be kidding me! I am going to do you a favor. I'm going to slap you all the way back to 1990 so you can see them in their prime! *snort* When youuuuu, Bob Schlapowitz head to post on WRRRRRRESTLECRAP.... *voice cracks* Tear down the cockpit doors, Bob. Schlapowitz. Grab the two pilots, who have already made the final sacrifice. ASSUME THE CONTROLS, Bob. Schlapowitz. Take the plane... into a nosedive! Then, and only then, will you be close to parts unknown. *SNORT* AHHHHhhhHHHH!
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Apr 27, 2008 18:26:28 GMT -5
Well well well, look who we have here. It's Bradley, Avatar Fan. You know Bradley, you really are a pathetic sack. I mean really, look at you! You'll never sell a single t-shirt, you'll never sell a single ticket. You will NEVER put an ass in a single seat. You're biceps are smaller than mine. You're hair isn't as soft as mine. And you smell awful! But most discouraging of all is the fact that of all the Al Snow gimmicks, you choose AVATAR to be a fan of. You make me wanna puke! What's next? Bradley, Aldo Montoya Fan? Huh? You want some videos I have of Mantuar? You a fan of Mantuar? Sure you are, because Mantuar sucks JUST LIKE YOU! Now get out of my ring, I have a match with (insert next poster) . . . and if you don't get out of here you'll get just like he's going to!
*throws down mic and makes angry faces*
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Post by Silent Brad on Apr 27, 2008 19:10:17 GMT -5
Well if it isn't my old pal Eddie! You sit in front of your computer, typing away. trying to be funny. YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? YOU THINK YOUR POSTING AMUSES ME? well to borrow a line from the man in your VERY UNFUNNY signature, I PITTY THE FOOL WHO THINKS EDISON IS FUNNY! AND HOW DARE YOU think that Mr. T would have a light blue bathroom! And to think that he would be reading a work by Stephen Colbert! He would be watching an episode of his hit television show "I Pitty The Fool". You're scum Edison! Don't even have the knowledge to relieve yourself! WELL WHY DON'T YOU DROP THEM DRAWS! PULL DOWN THEM MR. T UNDEROOS! SIT DOWN ON YOUR TRAINING SEAT! AND DROP THAT LOAD LIKE A REAL MAN!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 28, 2008 15:51:28 GMT -5
Brad believes in Harvey Dent? ? Does Harvey Dent believe in you?? I don't think he does, brother! Well lemme tell you what I believe in brother, I believe in the power of Schlapamania! Me and all my Schlapamaniacs know that you could team up with your buddies Batman and Superman and all three wouldn't be able to defeat the Schlapster, So lemme ask you this Brad...WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, BROTHER! WHEN SCHLAPAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU? ??
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 28, 2008 16:06:41 GMT -5
Listen here, Mr. Slap-o-schitz. You think that just because you can sully out here with a bunch of boob-less chicks who wear stockings over pantyhose, and starting all these "ASK ME" threads, that you should be in the main event? You don' know who I am or what I'm capble of!
Once I'm through stretching you with the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna show these chickenheads you got strollin' with you why they call me the BIG BOOTY DADDY, and why Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans! HOLLA IF YA HEAR 'HEH?'!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 28, 2008 16:10:46 GMT -5
*inaudible mumbling for an awkward 45 seconds*
*hits the mic*
*turns it on finally*
Ya and I bet it was that damned Tull-y Blanchard that made these dumb f***ers give me a mic that ain't even turned on!
*storms off*
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 28, 2008 16:14:02 GMT -5
::puts a mouthguard in his mouth::
YEAAHHH!!
YEAH!
It's real, piggy boy...it's DAMN real.
Hahahahahahaha...
...wwWWAARRGH!!!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 28, 2008 16:21:24 GMT -5
RADIO CLASH, I'm going to do to you what the Red Sox did to the Cardinals in 2004.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Apr 28, 2008 16:39:56 GMT -5
it seems to be, we have this poster here, HE'S A REGULAR ON THE OFF-TOPIC, but anywhere else he's garbage. He Calls himself Bob Schlapowitz, which is just interweb lingo for Sorry excuse of a Man.
I see him in this thread, he's cutting a so called "PROMO" but why don't you get a clue their, skitch. Your nothing more than a Overzealous Greasers fan with a Pantyhose fetish. and if you had any nerve you would cut a Promo like a MAN!. Not on any message board, or a PM. No you should stand where the big dogs stand, and Tread where the REAL men go, thats on Me and Claw's Show, I don't need the plug it anymore than that, The LINK'S IN THE SIG PAL!
So Bob.....WHATEVER. Why don't you get an easier last name to say, grow some facial hair, Drink some Burbon, take off your Diaper and Cut a Promo on me LIKE A MAN, CHIEF!
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Apr 28, 2008 17:13:32 GMT -5
Mr. Decker. You call your self "The Wild One" But how wild can you really be when you spend your time posting on a bad wrestling forum. You are just a no class punk living in your moms basement. Unlike you I have an education, My IQ is so high it broke the IQ testing machine. Therefore it is my assessment that you, Mr. Decker, lack the mentalnacity and smartitude to handle my wordigraciation. My vocabularium is greater and my intelligencicity is higher than you can imagine my friend.
So if you want to lock horns with me, I will be waiting. And that, my friend.......is that.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 28, 2008 17:21:38 GMT -5
Hypnoicgenes, where do you get off thinking that you're anything? You're nothing, kid. You're always going to be nothing, Hold on, I just got an IM, oh it's from Nothing, he says he knows you! I see you like to make up long words to make it sound like you have any idea what the hell you're talking about, well I've got one for you! Sucktacularity. The definition of sucktacularity is "what occurs whenever hypnoticgenes leaves his house."
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Apr 28, 2008 17:32:48 GMT -5
Well you see Mr. Schlapowitz, If that is your real name. You are only jelous of the immencitude of my great mindability. You see, I have worked hard to get to where I am. I workedified my way to the top.
And I can tell you Mr. Schapowitz that I know in absolutity that "sucktacularity" is not a word. I checked. Now all the words I use are real, you can look them up. Now you may say "I did look it up and they are not in there." Well in the great words of my idol Stephen Colbert, "Thats cause you looked it up in a book. Next time look it up in your gut."
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Apr 28, 2008 18:24:38 GMT -5
Mr. Decker. You call your self "The Wild One" But how wild can you really be when you spend your time posting on a bad wrestling forum. You are just a no class punk living in your moms basement. Unlike you I have an education, My IQ is so high it broke the IQ testing machine. Therefore it is my assessment that you, Mr. Decker, lack the mentalnacity and smartitude to handle my wordigraciation. My vocabularium is greater and my intelligencicity is higher than you can imagine my friend. So if you want to lock horns with me, I will be waiting. And that, my friend.......is that. *belly laugh* you put on your BIG BOY hat today. and felt enthralled to use BIG words, and spout about how your IQ broke the IQ MACHINE? Well Hemmingway never used big words, and neither do I. not only that...but we both kick ass. So Bob-o. I may not have the best spelling, or the best vocabulairim or whatever the hell you call it, & no I will not C&P it, because when it comes down to it, I am not the tool-bag that you are. I am the epitome of a HARD BOARDER, and i'll be DAMNED if you trash this great place we've all come to love.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 28, 2008 18:30:05 GMT -5
Hey Decker, the next time I see you do your Kayfabe, Schmayfabe show, I'll be sure to give you a dose of the truth. Got it? Good. Don't make me go Stephen Colbert on you. Fifty Americans can't be wrong, because when it's a Canadian telling it like it is, you bet your ass that people will be listening. And you better, or else.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Apr 28, 2008 19:00:11 GMT -5
A Canadian telling it like it is??? Son, you are going to need all the free health care you can get when I'm done with you!
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Apr 28, 2008 19:21:47 GMT -5
*Edison's music hits and he comes to the ring errrr forums with mic in hand*
Stop right there Bob Schlapowitz! If anyone is gonna tell it like it is, it's Edison Carasio. And how about I begin right now. Here's the way I see it Bob. You come out here, pretend to know what the hell you're talking about by asking questions, walking around with your cheap floozies and their stockings. How much do you pay those escorts to walk around with you? Do you pay them for anything else? For their sake, I hope it's not by the minute. Although I guess only two minutes of work a night wouldn't be too bad.
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