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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 21, 2008 12:16:02 GMT -5
Yes, cut a promo. It can be face, heel, tweener, whatever.
Don't get too serious, I want tongue-in-cheek here.
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Post by macdaddysquid on Apr 21, 2008 12:22:13 GMT -5
Your sig has a fat guy!!!!!!
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Post by S-Chrome on Apr 21, 2008 12:25:16 GMT -5
"See, in this sport of nobodies, should've beens, and has-beens, Radio Clash is a somebody. He busts his ass night in and night out and doesn't... nearly get the respect he deserves. He's a real man, and to prove his manliness, he has an avatar of two men kissing, and Albert Pujols in his signature, which means-ah... ...he's not a real man! He doesn't de-serve riiiis-pect! And he's no friend of mine. And that's why I kicked his leg out of his... leg." How's that?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 21, 2008 12:29:35 GMT -5
Now even though I have an orthopedic boot I have to wear thanks to S-Chrome, I couldn't care less. I couldn't care less if I get a warning. I couldn't care less if I get banned. Because for all I know this could be my last night as a 'Crapper, because the suits and the mods want to censor me.
None of that matters now, because tonight...S-Chrome gets broken in half.
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OriasPool
Samurai Cop
May the power protect you
Posts: 2,381
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Post by OriasPool on Apr 25, 2008 0:27:46 GMT -5
Well you know something Radio Clash? You're gonna need your precious baseball players to save you with their baseball bats that were carved and made from the trees in the biggest forest in the world. I went there brother, and I climbed the tallest tree and meditated thinking about how you were gonna feel the power, feel the power of the Green Ranger. Because when the planets align and Darth Vader comes down from planet Vulcan to order me to ask Lorraine Baines to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance or he will melt my brain, the planets formed a life force man, and you know where that lifeforce went? directly infused into my very being! Because the power is not yours! it is mine so stop listening to captain planet you hear me? All those combined powers will be infused into me to create the Ultimate Green Ranger man. and you know something else? dr claw WILL gadget and the Technodrome will rise again. So to conclude this you will go dowwwwwwwwnnnnnnn!!!! aaaaahhhhhaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 25, 2008 0:37:53 GMT -5
Green Ranger... let's go over the facts here. One, you're evil, so that's one strike against you. Two, you have the powers of the dragon, I can respect that. But you also were the White Ranger and even the Red Ranger? What's up with that man. Are you scared to face your past? Well, if there is one thing you should be scared of it's me... your future. You see, you've beaten Rita, you've beaten Ivan Ooze, but when it's 1-on-1, mano-e-mano, I can only guarantee this... I'm going to string you up by your smurfing dragon tail and beat the holy hell out of you all across the country and the world!!!!!!!!
You see Green Ranger, I'm normally a peaceful guy. But when you start talking like you know something about something... that's when I get pissed. I get pissed when something wants to believe that they are better than me. I'm a nice guy blowing over sick chord changes down at the local club to make a living. You on the other hand are a man encased in plastic thinking he's a mothersmurfing badass!?!?!? No my friend, and I use that term very loosely, that's not how this is going to go down. You see, tonight begins the new era. Tonight is a day that many people thought would never come. It started with Miles and his Birth of The Cool and now, the burden falls to me. Green Ranger, you will be the first to find out what it is like to experience... The Rebirth of the Cool!
Cool never left Green Ranger... it just needed a new leader
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rongarvin
Tommy Wiseau
Mac Loser. Get lost.
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Post by rongarvin on Apr 25, 2008 0:49:11 GMT -5
Green Ranger... let's go over the facts here. One, you're evil, so that's one strike against you. Two, you have the powers of the dragon, I can respect that. But you also were the White Ranger and even the Red Ranger? What's up with that man. Are you scared to face your past? Well, if there is one thing you should be scared of it's me... your future. You see, you've beaten Rita, you've beaten Ivan Ooze, but when it's 1-on-1, mano-e-mano, I can only guarantee this... I'm going to string you up by your smurfing dragon tail and beat the holy hell out of you all across the country and the world!!!!!!!! You see Green Ranger, I'm normally a peaceful guy. But when you start talking like you know something about something... that's when I get pissed. I get pissed when something wants to believe that they are better than me. I'm a nice guy blowing over sick chord changes down at the local club to make a living. You on the other hand are a man encased in plastic thinking he's a mothersmurfing badass!?!?!? No my friend, and I use that term very loosely, that's not how this is going to go down. You see, tonight begins the new era. Tonight is a day that many people thought would never come. It started with Miles and his Birth of The Cool and now, the burden falls to me. Green Ranger, you will be the first to find out what it is like to experience... The Rebirth of the Cool! Cool never left Green Ranger... it just needed a new leader jazzman, I wanna letchu know, you are punk, you are no good lowlife and I wanna letchu know...you are worse than Mackel Jordan......uh eh....Jack-sone. jazzman you break my heart. you insult the great moos-lum the great shee-ite moos-lum like Slick and uh...Mohammad Ali...I wanna listen you good, and you too David Latter-men, Mac Lovuh...and good morning america...woman...eh she not there anymore....whats her name...but jazzman you listen good, im gonna break your back make you humble like in old country
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Apr 25, 2008 0:58:38 GMT -5
Tonight rongarvin...you will meet your demise. This ring.....will be your final resting place. You have made it all the way from the garage to challenge El Hombre Muerto. What you fail to realize is that....was your gravest of mistakes. For tonight, your fate shall be sealed, and my legion of demons will not be satisfied until they all feast upon your beaten, battered corpse.
You will learn about pain, boy. And tonight, rongarvin.....you will...rot..... in.... peace!!!!!!!
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The Hardcore Disciple
Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Apr 25, 2008 1:01:29 GMT -5
Rugged Ronnie Garvin...me oh my, how the mighty have fallen. Back int the day, you were my damn idol! You were my boy, and I swore by you on anything! But now...now I see you for what you really are--a washed up old fool.
I mean, what's up with the Iron Sheik imitation? Don't you even know who the f*** you are anymore? Of course not--you probably hit your head this morning and didn't tell your handlers. So do us both a big favor, you geezer. You don't wanna mess with me, and I don't wanna put you out of your misery as badly as I will, so bag up your boots and head back to the retirement home where you belong. Once upon a time, you might've been one of the toughest SOBs in the business, but now...you'd buckle before The Monstermerican Dream in quick, inglorious fashion. Get out of my ring, old man. You don't belong here anymore.
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Post by thesam07 on Apr 25, 2008 1:25:20 GMT -5
Listen Dude! I gotta tell ya something brotha! You may be a member of Capture Suplex Radio dude! But let me tell ya somethin jack! watcha gonna do brotha, when all The Sam-iacs run wild on you! Dude! Brotha! Jack! DIG IT!!!
(real american plays in the backgorund)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2008 6:46:09 GMT -5
Hey, The Sam08.
You suck.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 25, 2008 6:49:19 GMT -5
"You know something, Aaron Maiden? No? Didn't think so"
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Post by bubbles on Apr 25, 2008 8:04:29 GMT -5
That green font on your username is suitable because son, ya make me wanna PUKE!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 25, 2008 10:36:48 GMT -5
After watching your match last night, T'other Mo, I know why you specify "other". Can't have people asking you where Larry and Curly are.
And tonight...I'm gonna bring down the thunder.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 25, 2008 10:38:23 GMT -5
I see why you have Pujols in your sig, because you smell like poo holes!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 25, 2008 10:41:56 GMT -5
Everyone knows......wants ta know.....why Big Poppa Tull is here tonight.
And that's because STEVE WILKOS is a redneck who drives a redneck truck! He don' know me, and he don' know what I'm capble of!
Sunday, at WrestleCraplash, he'll face the Peaks wit tha Freaks, and he won' be the same afterward! Now get mah bags! GIT MAH BAGS!
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Post by FrankGotch on Apr 25, 2008 10:47:24 GMT -5
Listen here I want this thread to go stright to the top of the page. Because when a man has dominated a forum for well over a year it can only mean one thing, that he is the best, and this post just perpetuates my greatness. This post means prestige, it means more money, more trophies, longer limos, more women.
Tull-y Blanchard, FBI Agent the only reason you don't like this post is because it makes you burn with envy. Sit sit around your mobile home and dream that someday you can be as great as your hero Frank Gotch.
Thats right you wanna be the man, you wanna be Frank Gotch. Well let me tell you something buddy your not man enough to be Frank Gotch in fact their is only one guy in the entire Wrestlecrap network who can fill that bill and that is ME! You dig daddy.
Oh yeah I'm back baby! Get ready to go again because the second I hit enter this post will be at the top of the whole heap once again 700+ times around. Because I'm that damn good.
Just keep on hating man because it don't make no never mind to me. Go ahead turn white with jealousy for all I care, cause I'll just keep on keeping on in the classy, stylish way I always have, baby.
If you need me you know where to find me. I'll be right here, living on the end of a lighting bolt.
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DJ Peapod
Samurai Cop
RKO...Romantically Evil
Posts: 2,115
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Post by DJ Peapod on Apr 25, 2008 11:30:45 GMT -5
Undead Frank Gotch...
Really? Of all the people I have to follow, it's Undead Gotch? Listen Gotch, you stand around, with half your body parts coming off, your craving your brains, and your overal grossly stench of rottening flesh thinking...or waiting...for something big to happen.
Guess what buddy, it has.
You are looking at a true hero, a true master of all kinds of greatness.
You are the past, I am the future, and when I'm done with you, you will regreat living again....for a second time!
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Post by lucaspunkari on Apr 25, 2008 11:49:36 GMT -5
DJ Peapod,
You claim that your my hero...I disagree with that statement. I mean sure you mark for Kota, Death Rey, Quack and Mickie...But Little Petey Pump??? For that alone your no hero of mine!
Plus you went to the Detroit ROH Show...that makes me jealous
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Apr 25, 2008 12:00:54 GMT -5
lucaspunkari? what the hell kind of name is that. i mean hey, i wouldn't be happy if that little wretch crawled outta me either but jeez, your parents hold some nasty grudges. and if you've got any issues with what i'm saying, why don't you pluck up some nads and say something? because i will be more than happy to add you to the list of virgins who i've made bleed over the years, bitch!
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