*Ow* My Head.....Movies That Make Your Head Hurt

[MCMGM]

I watched a movie today. It has to be one of the most confusing, horribly edited, pieces of work I've ever seen.

It's called Return To Horror High.

Anyone who has Chiller network can see it at some point.

I wouldn't recommend it though.

EDIT: I'm gonna make this into a different thread. List some movies that gave you a MASSIVE headache after watching.

[thwak is T.hawk]

there's a network called the chiller network?

wow...

[Garee]

I've seen this horrible movie. It's got Marsha Brady in it, and a young George Clooney

[MCMGM]

May 26, 2008 22:42:12 GMT -5 Garee said:

I've seen this horrible movie. It's got Marsha Brady in it, and a young George Clooney

Clooney and his mullet gettin' offed in the first like 5 minutes, and Moraine (Marsha) rubbing blood into her boobs was pretty much the only saving grace for this garbage.

[Captain Wonderful]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Gummo. f*** everything about this movie except the awesome soundtrack.

[Michael Coello]

Ghost in the Shell. I was pretty sure I was paying attention the whole way, but I kept thinking there were 2 different women in the story after a few repeat viewings. Story didn't fare any better.

Must have been all the exposed boobs. Too distracting.

[The Royal Our Herobaums]

The Howling 7: New Moon Rising. There was all of this line dancing in the dark...and sing-a-longs. The main character was an Australian redheaded cowboy in the American Southwest. And Pappy gets dirt in his chili.

[J is Justice]

May 26, 2008 23:16:47 GMT -5 Michael Coello said:

Ghost in the Shell. I was pretty sure I was paying attention the whole way, but I kept thinking there were 2 different women in the story after a few repeat viewings. Story didn't fare any better.

Must have been all the exposed boobs. Too distracting.

Have you ever seen Ghost in the Shell 2? Now, that's confusing. Or maybe it's just me.

[MCMGM]

May 26, 2008 23:13:49 GMT -5 Captain Wonderful said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Gummo. smurf everything about this movie except the awesome soundtrack.

What the hell is that movie about, anyway?

[AFN: Judge Shred]

Shafted. A parody of blaxplotation films staring a white dude with a fro. Released only through Hollywood video.

The kids in Home Movies make better flicks.

My friend, who worships Tom Green and thinks Freddy Got Fingered is great cinema, actually got a headache from watching it. My head hurt so bad the only thing I could do was slam a door on it to make me forget(seriously, I tried so hard).

[thwak is T.hawk]

massive headache hmm...

batman and robin, from just the ice skating scene alone.

[leapinglambert]

Eraserhead. A film full of way too many "What the...?" moments for my taste. I like strange movies, so that is saying something....

[Psy]

Jaws 4 (The Revenge) : Sharks are killing her family because of some curse? What? She flies to the Bahamas and the shark follows her? What? Oh, I can't do this justice. Mr. Richard Jeni, please do your thing.

[Agent P]

Bloody Murder. How can a movie called Bloody Murder just suck so badly?

[The Royal Our Herobaums]

Hey, it's this thread again! Right on!
I'll throw another flick on the fire: Hellraiser II. Has anyone actually seen this film? Honestly, it doesn't make a lick of sense. There's all kinds of zany hell-labyrinth shenanigans, and people wearing other people's skin, and loopy dialogue, and a giant evil crystal thing that makes evil pulsing sounds. I mean, it was a cool movie, to a certain degree, but...what the hell actually HAPPENED?

[Shy Guy]

the in crowd

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Wicker Man remake.

The amount of things that would have to happen right for the evil bee women's plan to work made my head explode.

[Rorschach]

Any Michael Bay movie.

And I will second JAWS THE REVENGE.

[jzbadblood]

Last Days. It's loosely based on the last days of Kurt Cobain, and there's a scene where he runs through the woods. Okay, that's fine, but instead of following him the rest of the way the director "Gus Van Sant" leaves us on a bush for 25 seconds. This is the same guy that did the Psycho remake(another pointless flick), so I should have expected this movie to be terrible. The whole thing was slow paced and really artsy. It felt like a 4 hour movie, but I believe it was under 80 minutes. Terrible awful film.

That movie didn't make me scratch my head because it was confusing, but more in a "why the hell does this exist" type of way.

[jfbop37]

Across The Universe. I felt the headache coming on when Joe Cocker showed up in a pimp suit.