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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 3, 2008 11:19:42 GMT -5
Roadhouse. The plot is beyond ridiculous, and this film seems to exist for the purpose of showing Swayze with no shirt, and the dumbest line ever, 'pain don't hurt'. Not to mention Swayze ripping out throats, and about five people killing the bad guy with apparently no jail time afterwards. Okay, you're right about the movie as a whole being pointless and rather stupid. But, seriously here, Sam Wilson's character is the sexiest thing since sex was invented. And so the whole movie was worth it anyway. In fact, I have watched that movie on purpose numerous times, just for Sam Wilson's parts. You mean Sam Elliott?
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The Royal Our Herobaums
Trap-Jaw
I don't think you're an asshole, Royal; I just think you're kind of a sonuvabitch.
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Post by The Royal Our Herobaums on Jun 3, 2008 12:09:22 GMT -5
Okay, you're right about the movie as a whole being pointless and rather stupid. But, seriously here, Sam Wilson's character is the sexiest thing since sex was invented. And so the whole movie was worth it anyway. In fact, I have watched that movie on purpose numerous times, just for Sam Wilson's parts. You mean Sam Elliott? Sorry, I had just been repeatedly struck in the head sack full of doorknobs. Yes, I meant Sam Elliot. ...Weird. I wonder why I typed Sam Wilson. More than once. Well, anywho, thanks for pointing that out. EDIT: Well, his character's name was Wade Garrett. Wade Garrett, Wade Wilson, Sam Wilson, Sam Elliot. You can see where a wire got crossed in there somewhere... ...Because Deadpoll and Sam Elliot are so similar.
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Jun 3, 2008 12:33:33 GMT -5
The last half hour of War
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R-Duke
AC Slater
... yeah.
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Post by R-Duke on Jun 3, 2008 14:02:46 GMT -5
www.imdb.com/title/tt0283111/This one pissed me off and made my head feel like it was about to explode. So dumb, so totally devoid of any charm and the least likeable cast I've ever seen.
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The Royal Our Herobaums
Trap-Jaw
I don't think you're an asshole, Royal; I just think you're kind of a sonuvabitch.
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Post by The Royal Our Herobaums on Jun 3, 2008 15:00:06 GMT -5
Cube 2: Hypercube. Maybe I'm just slow, but the more I tried to grasp the concept of what being in a Hypercube would be like, the more I made my brain sad. Wasn't there a third cube movie? It was called Cube Zero. It was a prequel. Nothing special, really, but not as brain-raping as Hypercube.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jun 4, 2008 4:38:02 GMT -5
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Post by rossamania on Jun 4, 2008 5:58:20 GMT -5
A lot of movies I've seen have left me scratching my head. Others have been regarded as mindless entertainment. Don't take it serious, but keep me entertained for a couple hours.
Only one movie in recent memory has genuinely given me a headache. "Catwoman" starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, and some other people I'm not going to bother to put names to their faces.
Not only did they ignore Selina Kyle, Gotham City, hell the whole DC universe, but the material used didn't come off as dark as they were aiming for. Some scenes, okay A LOT of scenes came off as cheesy.
But what really made me get a headache was the editing. Any scee that didn't have dialogue must have been shot from 10 different angles, turning something as simple as a motorcycle ride across town into a montage of pain.
The only reason I took 2 Advil & finished watching it was so I could bitch about it. Now I finally get to!
The ONE good thing I can say about it is I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it. Got o watch it off my folks' satellite dish on a visit home from school.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jun 4, 2008 5:59:22 GMT -5
I remember the 13th Floor having me very confused for a long time after I watched it.
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