The Line
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Post by The Line on Dec 30, 2007 16:01:45 GMT -5
wasn't it confirmed a long time ago that Orton didn't crap in the bag, but just destroyed everything with lotion/tanning oil and whatnot? I swear I remember a report saying that. Oh, that's what happened, but its far less insulting to Orton, so we ignore that. ok. just making sure I wasn't either dreaming or reading NEWZ.
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 30, 2007 16:07:34 GMT -5
In Stampede they used to play ribs on the new guys on the bus all the time. One time, there was a guy (without the book I forget his name) who'd been sucking up to Bad News. Bruce Hart announced loud enough for new guy to hear that Bad News daughter was a piano prodigy and at 4 became the youngest ever to be accepted into Julliard. The New Guy goes bounding back to Bad News, extends his hand and says, "News, I hear you have quite a little piano player at home!!" Bad News gets up and screams "MOTHERsmurfER! MY DAUGHTER LOST BOTH HER HANDS IN A BOATING ACCIDENT!!!" New Guy goes back to his seat, worried Bad News may now kill him at any time. Everyone had a good laugh, but New Guy is worried sick....finally after a few days, Bad News let him know that he didn't even have a daughter and it was all a rib. Right after he found out he ended up dripping blood on Bad News' suit and really got mad at him.
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 30, 2007 16:10:03 GMT -5
Another from Bret's book...
There was a midget who just adopted a new gimmic (involving being hairy) and I think Jim Neidhart found this spray at Stampede Week in a horse stable where it said it would wash off in the shower. So they got the midget wrestler to spry it on him and he put horse hair all over him. Come to find out, the label was wrong and he couldn't wash the hair off of him and spent 2 hours in the shower with no success.
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 30, 2007 16:13:18 GMT -5
And I guess you could say Neidhart ribbed himself. Right after The Hardfoundation first formed in the WWF, Jim was down in the bar drinking, came back up and peed on the floor. The next morning Bret was really mad saying he heard Jim do it last night while he was sleeping, but there wasn't a wet spot or smell so Bret apolgized. Jim lifted up his suit case and urine starting pouring out of it. Bret laughed at him the rest of the day.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Dec 30, 2007 16:26:01 GMT -5
wasn't it confirmed a long time ago that Orton didn't crap in the bag, but just destroyed everything with lotion/tanning oil and whatnot? I swear I remember a report saying that. Oh, that's what happened, but its far less insulting to Orton, so we ignore that. yeah why let facts get in the way of a good story? Hell RD and Blade even put in their book. God I hope they were joking, otherwise, very poor fact checking.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 30, 2007 16:30:06 GMT -5
I thought this was a prelude to Dusty's new cookbook.
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Post by Legion on Dec 30, 2007 16:33:27 GMT -5
Wasn't there a story about JBL in the showers with Kendrick or London or Edge or someone? Thumbs and fingers and soap involved? I cant remember the actual story now.
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Post by The Line on Dec 30, 2007 16:34:39 GMT -5
Wasn't there a story about JBL in the showers with Kendrick or London or Edge or someone? Thumbs and fingers and soap involved? I cant remember the actual story now. the story seems to change each time its told(which makes me doubt its validity).
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Post by franchisedavis on Dec 30, 2007 16:37:51 GMT -5
well someone at least tell what they think the story is with JBL
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Dec 30, 2007 17:00:12 GMT -5
^ I heard he soaped up London.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2007 17:23:31 GMT -5
well someone at least tell what they think the story is with JBL Its an urban legend. It started out with people saying that Brain Christopher attempted (or succeeded in, depending on which version you hear) date raping a girl and then bragged about it in the locker room. JBL got wind of this and then to teach Christopher a lesson held him down in the shower soaped up Christopher's ass and then teased raping him. Over the years the story has changed numerous times. Others besides those already mentioned that have been put into the Christopher role in this urban legend are WCW Referee Charles Robinson and Scotty Too Hotty.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Dec 30, 2007 17:30:39 GMT -5
well someone at least tell what they think the story is with JBL Its an urban legend. It started out with people saying that Brain Christopher attempted (or succeeded in, depending on which version you hear) date raping a girl and then bragged about it in the locker room. JBL got wind of this and then to teach Christopher a lesson held him down in the shower soaped up Christopher's ass and then teased raping him. Over the years the story has changed numerous times. Others besides those already mentioned that have been put into the Christopher role in this urban legend are WCW Referee Charles Robinson and Scotty Too Hotty. I heard Duke The Dumpster
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Post by Legion on Dec 30, 2007 17:32:58 GMT -5
Yeah, i'd heard London, Kendrick or Edge but seen as it changed each time i guessed it was just legend.
There was also all the rumours about Kevin Thorn doing something in Memphis as well, maybe with Jason Sensation, or perhaps im mixing two stories
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 30, 2007 17:38:19 GMT -5
Well Edge confirms JBL soaping his ass in his book. So that confirms at least Edge got soaped.
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Post by xombiehiphop on Dec 30, 2007 17:41:04 GMT -5
well someone at least tell what they think the story is with JBL Its an urban legend. It started out with people saying that Brain Christopher attempted (or succeeded in, depending on which version you hear) date raping a girl and then bragged about it in the locker room. JBL got wind of this and then to teach Christopher a lesson held him down in the shower soaped up Christopher's ass and then teased raping him. I don't know. Both Raven and Tom Brandy have confirmed that while Christopher didn't get raped he was..uh..violated. Raven merely quoted Brian as screaming "Guys don't do this to guys!" And Brandy mentioned something about Grandmaster getting a pickle shoved up his rectum while his Dad watched. I don't know if Raven is just going by hearsay as I don't recall the three of them all being in the federation at the same time..unless it was during the Johnny Polo days.
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Post by Psy on Dec 30, 2007 17:43:01 GMT -5
Steve Corino and Chris Hamrick nearly getting a noob killed by talking him into pillowcasing Joe. Sheer awesomenasity made more awesome by Low Ki agreeing to be lookout. I remember hearing that one, it was on some shoot video my friend had I think.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 30, 2007 17:53:58 GMT -5
God damn. Now I'm hungry for some ribs. Those really do look delicious, don't they?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2007 17:57:17 GMT -5
Its an urban legend. It started out with people saying that Brain Christopher attempted (or succeeded in, depending on which version you hear) date raping a girl and then bragged about it in the locker room. JBL got wind of this and then to teach Christopher a lesson held him down in the shower soaped up Christopher's ass and then teased raping him. Over the years the story has changed numerous times. Others besides those already mentioned that have been put into the Christopher role in this urban legend are WCW Referee Charles Robinson and Scotty Too Hotty. I heard Duke The Dumpster Yeah actually now that you mention it I think Duke the Dumpster Drose was the first one this urban legend applied to. I guess I just see Brian Christopher as more of a potential date rapist
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Post by Ultimate Reality on Dec 30, 2007 18:05:00 GMT -5
I'm hungry for ribs and pickles now....in the world's strongest sandwich!
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Post by Christianv2 on Dec 30, 2007 18:08:49 GMT -5
The new young boys in Japan have to jerk off in a cup, then put it in the fridge and drink it later according to Jericho's book.
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