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Post by romafan87 on Dec 30, 2007 18:09:57 GMT -5
I thought this was a prelude to Dusty's new cookbook. That book is "Most Ribs in Wrestling"
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Post by Legion on Dec 30, 2007 18:10:41 GMT -5
The new young boys in Japan have to jerk off in a cup, then put it in the fridge and drink it later according to Jericho's book. Yuck. I hope they all remembered to label up correctly
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Post by franchisedavis on Dec 30, 2007 18:11:29 GMT -5
The new young boys in Japan have to jerk off in a cup, then put it in the fridge and drink it later according to Jericho's book. This is not a good rib
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Dec 30, 2007 18:25:05 GMT -5
I just got done watching a Nash shoot and he talks about some of the rips they do to people on the road. One was where he took a crap and waltman put it in Sunny's sandwich. Another one where like 9 guys crapped into something and they put it in Madusa's bag. Maybe Randy was just playing a rib. What are the best ribs you have heard about in wrestling? I hear Abdullah the Butcher's ribs are top notch.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Dec 30, 2007 18:26:04 GMT -5
Well Edge confirms JBL soaping his ass in his book. So that confirms at least Edge got soaped. So JBL is an ass man then?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 31, 2007 0:25:40 GMT -5
I heard one ahwile ago about a new guy showing up and an vet offering to road and room with him. Whilst the newb is sleeping, the vet puts a nicotine patch on him. He takes it off before the newb wakes up. He continues this for weeks, even months. Then...just stops and watches the withdraw symptoms kick in...
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Post by bob on Dec 31, 2007 1:14:15 GMT -5
http://you tube.com/watch?v=QbU8Wy_CLVM
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 31, 2007 1:17:29 GMT -5
I just got done watching a Nash shoot and he talks about some of the rips they do to people on the road. One was where he took a crap and waltman put it in Sunny's sandwich. Another one where like 9 guys crapped into something and they put it in Madusa's bag. Maybe Randy was just playing a rib. What are the best ribs you have heard about in wrestling? They call those ribs? I call that gross, and not very funny.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 31, 2007 1:26:07 GMT -5
One I remember was....Samoa Joe, I think, talking about this trip to Japan where a huge waterballoon war broke out in the hotel between all of the American guys. I think it was Joe, Corino, Low-Ki, CW Anderson, and a few others, and apparently Low-Ki ended up pegging an old woman or some such with a balloon. Good times.
I have no idea how many details I screwed up in the telling of that, by the way.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 31, 2007 1:36:13 GMT -5
One I remember was....Samoa Joe, I think, talking about this trip to Japan where a huge waterballoon war broke out in the hotel between all of the American guys. I think it was Joe, Corino, Low-Ki, CW Anderson, and a few others, and apparently Low-Ki ended up pegging an old woman or some such with a balloon. Good times. I have no idea how many details I screwed up in the telling of that, by the way. The only thing I really remember from hearing that story is that Joe got a call from Low Ki asking what was going on. When Joe explained, Ki asked if Joe would let him into Joe's apartment, but chuckled when he said it. Joe instantly knew something was up because "You don't ******* laugh!" The thought of Low Ki laughing and Joe having that epiphany had me rolling.
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Post by machinegun on Dec 31, 2007 1:43:22 GMT -5
The poop and semen stories are not funny
There is a line between funny and disgusting.... these wrestlers are just disgusting
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Post by Powder/The Professor on Dec 31, 2007 4:44:13 GMT -5
Abdullah the Butcher! I am a little weary about chinese food cooked by someone from Sudan though... I could be wrong but I believe Abdullah was born in Canada.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 31, 2007 10:15:15 GMT -5
i heard one where owen was wrestling bret, and before the show he managed, under the giuse of "helping out the roadies" to stuff some dead fish into one of the turnbuckle pads. anyway, during the match he rams bret's head into the turnbuckle, and as he doe sit he takes the fish out of the pad. he then takes down bret, puts him in a chinlock, all the while cramming the fish into bret's mouth.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Dec 31, 2007 10:45:55 GMT -5
One was where he took a crap and waltman put it in Sunny's sandwich. Haha, I'm just imagining the whole scene... Diesel: Hey Sean, I just took a huge dump. Man, that feels good. X-Pac: Well, that's great, I guess... Diesel: I didn't flush. So, take it out of the bowl and put it in a sandwich. X-Pac: Um, yes, sir. But I don't have to eat it, right? Diesel: No, no. Although I guess it's enough for two. Hey, Scott, did you hear that? Our little boy is hungry. X-Pac: Um, no, I didn't mean... Razor: Hahaha, yeah, a great Idea. Make two sandwiches then, while I'll get the camera. Haha, that Kevin, what a joker. X-Pac (crying): But... but... I don't want to be a wrestler anymore.
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Post by bigblu89 on Dec 31, 2007 14:57:22 GMT -5
Piper tells a good story about how great of a ribber Fuji used to be, and to get him back, one day it was snowing, and the y took Fuji's rental car an put in on cinderblocks, then covered the tire ares with snow, so you couldn't tell the tires weren't there. Instead of diggin his car out, Fujit just tried to drive away.
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Post by rko on Dec 31, 2007 15:07:40 GMT -5
the best ribs in wrestling, well, mark henry's look very meaty
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Post by bitteroldman on Dec 31, 2007 16:41:08 GMT -5
Johnny Valentine once replaced the medication in an asthmatic wrestler's inhaler with kerosene.
Was it any wonder then that not too many of the "boys" came to visit him after he was injured in the plane crash?
Edit: it was lighter fluid, not kerosene, the wrestler involved was the Alaskan Jay York.
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Dec 31, 2007 17:08:58 GMT -5
Trish Stratus
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Post by Muskrat on Dec 31, 2007 17:30:24 GMT -5
Some ribs are funny (I'm thinking any I heard Owen did) and some are just flat out wrong (I'm looking at you Orton) and as for the Japanese jerk off thing, it's gross but honestly doesn't sound that to me. In my area the high school and junior hockey teams used to play whats called the "Biscuit Game" at the beginning of each season. The idea is everyone snaps one off onto a cookie and the last person to shoot has to eat it. And people wonder why I got out of sports
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Post by wolfmoon103100 on Dec 31, 2007 17:30:34 GMT -5
abdullah the butcher's house of ribs
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