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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Jan 11, 2008 2:40:51 GMT -5
Ok.
Many people have claimed that 2008 could be the year of the "clean" wrestler. Well, "clean" my ass! Here's my prediction for 2008 and the years to follow: steroid testing will be reduced to a farce and the roid freaks will conquer WWE again. Well, some never went, such as Cena, Batista and HHH... Well, HHH seems to have lost some muscle, but expect him to jack up within the year! This will all happen unless some active WWE superstar dies this year.
I called it now! Prove me wrong!
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 11, 2008 2:42:53 GMT -5
Hmm well though Cena has been accused of Roid use, he was never found on any mailing list, same with HHH, Undertaker and even Batista...
But that just means they are smart enough to cycle down when testing day is coming.
But you know since Funaki was even juicing you just can't ever know.
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Post by mcmxzyptlk on Jan 11, 2008 3:30:59 GMT -5
Many people have claimed that 2008 could be the year of the "clean" wrestler. Well, "clean" my ass!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 11, 2008 3:44:04 GMT -5
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Jan 11, 2008 3:55:26 GMT -5
Now where did I leave my collection of urine samples? I really should label the jars.
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Post by VRM: LET'S GO BLUESHIRTS!! on Jan 11, 2008 8:33:58 GMT -5
Sorry.....had to.....
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Post by Mac on Jan 11, 2008 8:34:18 GMT -5
Anyone really shocked guys like Cena,Tripsand Batista WERENT busted for using? I'd be shocked if they were. And the odds of NONE of them doing roids is zilch, the odds of all three of them is pretty good.
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Post by b34rk47 on Jan 11, 2008 9:04:56 GMT -5
I find it interesting that people somehow "know" which superstars are and aren't on the juice. Did any of you Nostradamus offspring think that Regal and Funaki were on it?
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Jan 11, 2008 9:36:14 GMT -5
I find it interesting that people somehow "know" which superstars are and aren't on the juice. Did any of you Nostradamus offspring think that Regal and Funaki were on it? Well there are fairly tell tale signs. Quick increases and decreases in body mass be one of them. And there is a point where you have to say "It takes a body builder 6-8 hours a day in a gym to achieve that kind of physique.. how can a wrestler put that much stress on his body and then wrestle 4-5 days a week?".
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 11, 2008 9:36:43 GMT -5
Anyone really shocked guys like Cena,Tripsand Batista WERENT busted for using? I'd be shocked if they were. And the odds of NONE of them doing roids is zilch, the odds of all three of them is pretty good. I genuinely believe Cena has never done it. As for Batista, the bulging veins show his guilt. Trips, probably, but he's natural-looking for a muscle-head.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Jan 11, 2008 10:06:55 GMT -5
And there is a point where you have to say "It takes a body builder 6-8 hours a day in a gym to achieve that kind of physique.. how can a wrestler put that much stress on his body and then wrestle 4-5 days a week?". 6-8 hours a day is bullshit. A pro bodybuilder lives bodybuilding probably 23/7, but bodybuilding is more than working out in the gym. Nutrition is at least half the deal. And I seriously would not have expected Funaki or Regal to be on the juice, BUT here it comes, write it down! The fact that people who do not look roided up are on the juice, does not free those who look roided up and those who had MASSIVE growth of muscle mass in a short period of time from the accusation of being juiceheads. See? Steroids and HGH are no "wonder drugs" that suddenly turn you into Scott Steiner. The juiceheads I got to know (back in my old gym) were all working out hard and back in the day I thought they were clean. I don't have problems with juicers and I don't really believe in "roid rage", but I think that laymen to bodybuilding should learn that the natural human body, even the body of the genetically advantaged has certain boundaries.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Jan 11, 2008 10:22:38 GMT -5
I genuinely believe Cena has never done it. As for Batista, the bulging veins show his guilt. Trips, probably, but he's natural-looking for a muscle-head. You genuinely believe Cena has never done it? You've go to be kidding me! See, I saw him on Larry King. His answers pretty much gave away he did. If you really never did steroids you would answer in a different way and not talk around it so much. you would say: "I can honestly say that I never did steroids in my entire life." Let me give an example. Andreas Münzer, a German (or was he Austrian?) bodybuilder once answered like this: Interviewer: Do you take steroids? Münzer: I do everything legal to look the best way possible. Interviewer: And steroids? Münzer: Steroids are illegal. Brilliant. He didn't even lie. That's something you don't wanna do. When you are good with words you can give people the impression that you said you were clean when indeed you never said it. BTW, Münzer's excessive steroid use became apparent after his death. I am very sure that Cena, Batista and HHH have ALL taken steroids. Did you see Cena as "the Prototype"? If you believe that you can look like that NATURAL while being a wrestler you must live in a dream world, where Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret was Grandma's Apfelstrudel. Look at HHH when he started and look at "HGH" around 2000! Look at Eddie Guerrero in Mexico and WCW and look at him in 2004-5! Look at the British Bulldogs Face during the days of the "Allied Powers"! If you have a little more than basic knowledge of bodybuilding you could easily tell what was going on. Edit: I would like to add that I don't condemn anyone for taking steroids. If I was a pro wrestler and had the prospect of making a lot of money in that business by being as muscular as possible I would take steroids. I would take them and I would be proud to be a freak. Many things that are fun are not healthy, steroids is just another one of that. I never took steroids in my life, but if I had to take them to be on top I would take them without a doubt.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2008 11:09:51 GMT -5
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Post by bigblu89 on Jan 11, 2008 11:30:09 GMT -5
I don't know how anyone can prove you wrong 11 days into the year on what will happen in the next 355.
Looking at most of the roster, a good majority of the bodies the guys have can be had naturally, with the right LEGAL suppliments.
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Post by FurryMan on Jan 11, 2008 12:24:41 GMT -5
I don't know how anyone can prove you wrong 11 days into the year on what will happen in the next 355. Looking at most of the roster, a good majority of the bodies the guys have can be had naturally, with the right LEGAL suppliments. I'm glad I ain't the only one who notices, some of the guys look like they worked for their body, Cena for example, look at the guy, he ain't fudgin' massive ala Hogan 1986, but his body is one that looks possible with hard work. Batista on the other hand... looks a tad.. off.. huge-ubermassive viens and the like, so him I ain't sure on.
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Post by hollywood on Jan 11, 2008 12:28:56 GMT -5
I give the "clean" wrestler ideal about six months. And that's probably optimistic.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 11, 2008 12:34:44 GMT -5
Ok. Many people have claimed that 2008 could be the year of the "clean" wrestler. Well, "clean" my ass! Here's my prediction for 2008 and the years to follow: steroid testing will be reduced to a farce and the roid freaks will conquer WWE again. Well, some never went, such as Cena, Batista and HHH... Well, HHH seems to have lost some muscle, but expect him to jack up within the year! This will all happen unless some active WWE superstar dies this year. I called it now! Prove me wrong! You do know that there's no way to prove you right or wrong, right? It's like me saying: "In '08, everyone will have tattoos on their asses! Well, prove me wrong!" It's operating under the assumption that if you can't prove it's not there, it's there. None of us are in the WWE locker room, none of us are fitness experts, and none of us hit the gym as much as they do. Any guess we have on who is on steroids is EXACTLY that. A GUESS.
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 11, 2008 12:37:37 GMT -5
You do know that there's no way to prove you right or wrong, right? It's like me saying: "In '08, everyone will have tattoos on their asses! Well, prove me wrong!" It's operating under the assumption that if you can't prove it's not there, it's there. None of us are in the WWE locker room, none of us are fitness experts, and none of us hit the gym as much as they do. Any guess we have on who is on steroids is EXACTLY that. A GUESS. Its fun to post "arguments" when there's no way to be proven wrong, though. I think Batista is on the juice, but I have no way of proving it 100% because I can't magically spy on him.
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Post by hutter on Jan 11, 2008 13:03:11 GMT -5
The last time I met Batista I instantly grew three inches on my arms just by breathing the same air as Big Dave. C'mon...he's roided to the gills. And it's not impossible to cheat on a piss test.
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Post by b34rk47 on Jan 11, 2008 15:11:49 GMT -5
Clean wrestlers like IWC favorite William Regal?
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