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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 23, 2008 20:43:19 GMT -5
Randy Savage and Vince McMahon had an 8 year homosexual romance that ended very badly. That's why Macho isn't welcomed back in the WWE - the pain of seeing Savage and thinking about "what could have been" is just too much for Vince to bear. So it finally comes out.
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 23, 2008 20:43:55 GMT -5
Randy Savage and Vince McMahon had an 8 year homosexual romance that ended very badly. That's why Macho isn't welcomed back in the WWE - the pain of seeing Savage and thinking about "what could have been" is just too much for Vince to bear. This is bloody genius.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 23, 2008 20:44:33 GMT -5
Warrior is Linda's Brother.
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 23, 2008 20:45:39 GMT -5
When Santino and Maria are doing the nasty, he splooges puppy dog tails.
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Post by Veladus Jobs To Dead Computers on Jan 23, 2008 20:46:07 GMT -5
Randy Savage and Vince McMahon had an 8 year homosexual romance that ended very badly. That's why Macho isn't welcomed back in the WWE - the pain of seeing Savage and thinking about "what could have been" is just too much for Vince to bear. So it finally comes out. Must... resist... pun... joke...
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 23, 2008 20:47:37 GMT -5
Must... resist... pun... joke... OOOH YEAAAH!
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Post by Silent Brad on Jan 23, 2008 22:13:14 GMT -5
Steve Blackman loves kittens cheese. fixed
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 23, 2008 22:14:26 GMT -5
The Great Khali is a technical marvel.
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Post by YouStayClassy on Jan 23, 2008 22:15:43 GMT -5
John Cena isn't overpushed as the next generation Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Heinekenrana on Jan 23, 2008 22:16:35 GMT -5
Mike Quackenbush accepted an offer to become WWE's head trainer.
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La Plus Heureuse
Trap-Jaw
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Jan 23, 2008 22:19:53 GMT -5
Randy Orton has been named Undisputed Champion thanks to his impressive work ethic and his excellent moral example to others.
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 23, 2008 22:24:06 GMT -5
In 1989 they hired a bunch of midget wrestlers to do sexual favors for the entire roster.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 23, 2008 22:25:18 GMT -5
HHH is willing to do the J-O-B for anyone.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 23, 2008 22:25:41 GMT -5
A young Sean 'X-Pac' Waltman played the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.
Back in 1959 Stu Hart won the WWWF Championship for a day during a tour of Canada.
Viscera is actually a women.
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La Plus Heureuse
Trap-Jaw
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Jan 23, 2008 22:27:07 GMT -5
Viscera is actually a women. Hell, he has bigger boobs than I do, and that's saying something. *** Vince McMahon has done more for women's lib than Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan together.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 23, 2008 22:28:23 GMT -5
Shane Douglas loves Double Double E!
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Post by Heinekenrana on Jan 23, 2008 22:29:40 GMT -5
Viscera's other job is as a ballpit.
Triple H took a sledge to the TitanTron as an attempt to kickstart his career on Extreme Home Makeover.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jan 23, 2008 22:30:08 GMT -5
Linda McMahon will be the next WWE Diva to pose in Playboy.
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Post by Heinekenrana on Jan 23, 2008 22:33:45 GMT -5
...I threw up in my mouth a little and then laughed. Ugh.
The Great Khali does Shakespeare in the Round on weekends.
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La Plus Heureuse
Trap-Jaw
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Jan 23, 2008 22:35:05 GMT -5
Khali is a Bollywood Star.
Randy Orton spends his free time reading to blind, homeless orphans.
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