Come up with a lie about the WWE

[TRUTH TELLER]

loki said:

Hosses got insane pushes and long title reigns.
Muscles alone will secure you a lifetime job with WWE.
Vince is an incompetent moron and he's where he is thanks to luck

Ah, yes, an obviously agenda-less post to stick it those "idiotic IWC guys!" I believe I'll do the opposite to the Kool-aid drinkers, if you don't mind. Just to keep things balanced.

-Everything in wrestling is straight up and honest. There is no politics or scheming. Not ever. Everyone gets along, and there's not one person in the back who could possibly be paranoid or bitter. None.

-Vince McMahon never makes decisions based purely on his own views and preferences. He always separates himself from what's best for business, putting aside silly grudges. Right, Macho?

-The writing has not taken a noticeable plunge since Stephanie McMahon became full-time head of creative in 2002.

-Johnny Ace is a much better talent scout than Jim Ross ever was.
Heidenreich, wrong one legged wrestler and bikini models > Steve Austin, Rock, Cena, Foley, Jericho, Benoit, etc.

HHH needed to crush the tag team champions simultaneously, and then London & Kendrick, who saved him, because he's hardly over and needed the boost of credibility that manhandling 4 people already not in his league would bring him. If not, how would he ever get over? His reactions were tepid at best.

Guys who are 6'6 and over have never gotten extra opportunity despite getting no reaction from a crowd. Snitsky lights up arenas everywhere he goes. WWE had no choice but to finally respond to the fans cries of "Push this man!".

[rubber johnny]

michael cole has raped everybody on the roster

[Jay Peas 42]

Maria eats puppies, kitties and fetal remains.

John Cena real name is Johan Keno.

TNA is considering buying the rights to WWF from the World Wildlife Fund.

Johnny Ace doesn't like blondes.

[MaVrPk]

If you're a woman in WWE, you need talent and NOT giant, fake boobs to get ahead.

Mickie James..........she scares me. I don't want anything to do with her.

I want more Big Daddy V nipple slips.

I don't pray to see Beth Phoenix/Mickie in playboy someday.

HHH is always willing to give young kids the rub. He needs to start showing more dominance or else he'll be remembered as nothing more than a pushover.

MVP's hobo gimmick is currently unover and the company is looking to release him. Look for United States and World Champion Snitsky to destroy him.

Speaking of Snitsky, he's the most charismatic wrestler in history and the crowds are really into him. He has a great look and while he's a double champion right now, I still see big things for him in the future.


The New ECW owns anything the Old ECW ever did and puts a lot of emphasis on the E.


Randy Orton does not need to drop the Angry Orton gimmick and become the cocky arrogant sob he once was. He has a ton of character right now and a load of momentum and that should not be derailed by a gimmick change.


Chris Jericho is relevant. Don't deal with it. It sucked to see him return but he's on to bigger and better things now. He also has a terrific look.

I'd let King babysit my 12 kids for me anyday.

Weapons are not only not encouraged but they aren't allowed either in the HIAC.

I don't mark for Regal.

[primetime110]

CM Punk will face Edge at WM 24 and win the title.

['Smart' Mark Poindexter]

The new new new nWo will debut soon led by the Godfather Charles Wright.The stable will consist of he, Sid Viscous,Ed Leslie,Mike Jones, Horace Boulder,Barry Horrowitz,Lex Luger,and making his in ring action debut former Legion of Doomer Rocco. Rumours have it that Vince is in negotiations with K-Fed to play the Dennis Rodman role.

[xroads]

wwe cares about the fans.

[no2humanorchid]

Hulk Hogan just could not draw any money no matter how hard he tried.

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

Vince McMahon sells poison milk to school children.

Also, Pat Patterson is a chick magnet.