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Post by BitterAF on Jan 24, 2008 1:47:22 GMT -5
Vince has been body building since the age of 14 and has never touched or abused a drug.
WWWF/WWF/WWE has been drug free since day 1
Vince really did screw Bret... and won't be on TV for the next 14 - 21 years.
Hornswaggle really purchased WCW. Expect Nitro to air up the day after Wrestlemania at 8:57 PM on TNT
CONFIRMED: All WWE Divas have natural bust. Owner thought about breast reductions for all divas.
News Paper Headline: VINCE MCMAHON: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN (Turns out to be the truth)
Hulk Hogan voted best technical wrestler.
WWE RAW rated TV G
Jerry Lawler is taking the next week off of TV to go on a vacation with his wife, for their 30 Year Anniversay.
After with the WWE for 15 years, JR makes his first mistake during a match. JR said it will never happen again.
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Don Corleone
WC's official Raw Deal enthusiast...it's still alive to me, dammit!
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jan 24, 2008 1:55:20 GMT -5
The current theme song for RAW is a vast improvement over the previous theme.
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MaVrPk
Tommy Wiseau
The (non) Official Jobber of WC.
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Post by MaVrPk on Jan 24, 2008 2:06:53 GMT -5
Matt Sydal's going to have an awesome WWE career where he's treated with great dignity and goes over HHH many, many times. That it's a lie makes me sad. *** Colt Cabana is a talentless hack who should study under Batista. Speaking of Batista, when he isn't putting on 5-star classics, he likes to spend his time on basketball courts, shooting the hoops. Apparently, basketballs do NOT hold grudges. Jerry "The King" Lawler actively promotes abstinence. JR really doesn't like BBQ or Skittles. It's all a ploy. He does, however, enjoy Tofu and Hershey bars. Hey......I tried.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 24, 2008 8:13:34 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has been wished well in his future endeavours by Shane, Steph and Johnny Ace, with immediate effect. Apparently Vince violated the stringent WWE Wellness Policy for the last time. No one is exempt from it.
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The running of the company has intermittently been handed over to Shane McMahon, while a suitable replacement is found for Vince. Steph has said that she and her husband have no interest in running the company.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 24, 2008 8:19:22 GMT -5
Stephanie is not actually Vince's daughter - there was a mix-up at the hospital, and Vince's real daughter ended up being adopted by the James family from Richmond, VA. They named her Mickie.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 24, 2008 8:22:41 GMT -5
Stephanie is not actually Vince's daughter - there was a mix-up at the hospital, and Vince's real daughter ended up being adopted by the James family from Richmond, VA. They named her Mickie. Due to infallible evidence about her parentage, Mickie James has been named the new CEO of the WWE by her half-brother, Shane McMahon.
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Post by Loki on Jan 24, 2008 8:56:20 GMT -5
Hosses got insane pushes and long title reigns. Muscles alone will secure you a lifetime job with WWE. Vince is an incompetent moron and he's where he is thanks to luck
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King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 24, 2008 9:03:16 GMT -5
After realizing that Edge's Rated R Superstar gimmick worked, Vince decided to come up with a rating system to book feuds. Hence Rey Mysterio being rating G, Cena PG, Taker PG-13, and Mickie James NC-17.
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Post by rattlesnake on Jan 24, 2008 10:03:39 GMT -5
Bob "Spark Plug" Holly was runner up to Lance Armstrong in voting for the Associated press Athlete of the Year in 2002, for his outstanding achievements in NASCAR racing.
The Nation of Domination feud with Los Boricuas and the DOA did more for race relations in the southern USA than Martin Luther King.
Salvatore Sincere doing the macarena in the middle of a world title match with Shawn Michaels was an effective strategy.
John cena's medicine cabinet contains a bottle of Vitamin C, Vitamin B-12, and flax seed oil. Nothing else.
Val Venis was a gimmick with World Title potential.
Steve Austin's success is 100% attributable to Vince's marketing strategy. He could've plugged Scott Taylor into that role and achieved the same results.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 24, 2008 10:06:07 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is a very humble superstar, often offering to put over promising young talent with a view to giving them the rub.
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Dennis Stamp
Wrestlecrapper since 2001
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Post by Christianv2 on Jan 24, 2008 10:35:40 GMT -5
WWE IS WRESTLING
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 24, 2008 10:45:39 GMT -5
Paul London was hired because he appealed to Linda McMahon's motherly instinct.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2008 10:45:44 GMT -5
The Elimination Chamber was created out of the steel used to create the Three-Tiered cage featured in "Ready to Rumble.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2008 12:41:32 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler does not regularly hang out at high schools as class lets out and absolutely does not talk to the girls outside informing them that he's a wrestler.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 24, 2008 12:48:23 GMT -5
The real reason Chris Masters was fired was because all of the main event superstars felt greatly threatened by his unlimited potential and vast talent.
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Jan 24, 2008 13:23:04 GMT -5
JBL is a very nice and outgoing guy who really has impeccable wrestling skills.
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Post by Cretinous Humanoid on Jan 24, 2008 15:00:22 GMT -5
The real Jim Ross died in 2004 after choking on a mouthfull of fruity delicious fruity fruity Skittles. The role of JR is currently being played by Kevin Kelly.
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Post by rattlesnake on Jan 24, 2008 15:46:42 GMT -5
Jake Roberts' favorite drink is orange juice.
The Rock learned everything about charisma from Lex Luger.
Jeff Jarrett's debut CD "Ain't I Great" has sold more copies than all of Alan Jackson's and Garth Brooks' CDs combined. The title track of Ain't I Great was played at HHH and Stephanie's wedding as their wedding song.
A wrestling contract is not official unless it's printed on official WWE paper with the word "CONTRACT" at the top in size 20 font.
WWE house shows in 2008 sell out major arenas within minutes. They also receive extensive coverage on all major media outlets.
Goldberg vs. Lesnar at WM20 was a 5-star technical masterpiece.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 24, 2008 15:47:26 GMT -5
Michael Cole is a world-renowned play-by-play man, and puts Gordon Solie to shame on a regular basis.
People would rather see JBL in the ring than at the announce table.
Speaking of announce tables, WWE makes the Spanish announce table out of plutonium; all the bumps the Superstars take through said table hurt like hell.
Sable was pushed because of her mic skills and wrestling ability.
Marc Mero is black, not Jewish.
The WWE Women's and Cruiserweight titles are the two most prestigious titles in the world today.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 24, 2008 15:53:12 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy is going to get the nod to main event Wrestlemania 24, not Triple H.
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