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Post by Ferrets? on Feb 5, 2008 18:14:17 GMT -5
What's the Ultimate Draw? Commisioner Moenette posted a few more events to look forward to after the Lethal Lottery and the World Badgerweight Tournament. Looks like the next one will be the Ultimate Draw, as follows: - The Ultimate Draw League Challenge: A League Challenge in which fate is left up to the draw. You simply submit your name, and a wrestler will be randomly chosen for you. The league plays out as normal, and the winner of the subsequent tournament gets a shot at the Great Job! Ducky. And if I'm reading things right, it looks like the winner of the KENTA/Hall/Morishima/Akiyama Fatal Four Way will get an automatic entry into the ULTIMATE DRAW! [/hype]
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Post by Indigocrates on Feb 5, 2008 18:24:04 GMT -5
Just save time and give the Roaring Warriors the Two Princes Crown.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 5, 2008 18:31:44 GMT -5
Hey, how do I know who's facing who next? Ass Whip in a Can will face the Roaring Warriors, Kimono Mutilation will face Beasts from the East, and Real Deal Time will face Lowkidozan, then the winners of the last two matches will face each other in the semifinal. Due to the two draws, the winner of Ass Whip/Warriors gets an automatic bye to the final match. Also, the Ultimate Draw will not have a tournament final. Whoever wins the Ultimate Draw League will immediately get the title shot.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 5, 2008 18:57:47 GMT -5
OI SAJOA, KENTA VS SCOTT HALL. BOOK IT You two want a fight? You've got it! As a matter of fact, I'm going to change things up a bit. You see, Takeshi Morishima and Jun Akiyama don't seem to like each other either. They're scheduled to have a match with an automatic entry into the Ultimate Draw at stake. But tell ya what I'm gonna do. If all four of you guys are so hell-bent on beating the hell out of each other, what I'm gonna do is put you, Scott Hall, and you, KENTA, into that match, and we'll make it a Fatal Four Way! And only ONE of you will be able to win that free pass into the Ultimate Draw! What do you think of that?! Hey yo...I think that sounds too sweeeeeeet.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 5, 2008 19:01:41 GMT -5
You two want a fight? You've got it! As a matter of fact, I'm going to change things up a bit. You see, Takeshi Morishima and Jun Akiyama don't seem to like each other either. They're scheduled to have a match with an automatic entry into the Ultimate Draw at stake. But tell ya what I'm gonna do. If all four of you guys are so hell-bent on beating the hell out of each other, what I'm gonna do is put you, Scott Hall, and you, KENTA, into that match, and we'll make it a Fatal Four Way! And only ONE of you will be able to win that free pass into the Ultimate Draw! What do you think of that?! Hey yo...I think that sounds too sweeeeeeet. Well, if you think that's "too sweet", why don't we sweeten the pot a little bit? Because I've decided to make this match a No-Disqualification Street Fight! Now get ready, because your match is coming up soon!
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 5, 2008 19:06:43 GMT -5
Hey yo...I think that sounds too sweeeeeeet. Well, if you think that's "too sweet", why don't we sweeten the pot a little bit? Because I've decided to make this match a No-Disqualification Street Fight! Now get ready, because your match is coming up soon! *breaks a bottle* I'm ready as I'll ever be.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 5, 2008 20:01:17 GMT -5
So I wasn't exactly sure who "The Predator" was, figuring he might be a wrestler from the 1970s that I wasn't familiar with. So I looked him up on Wikipedia, and sure enough, I do know who he is. "The Predator" is the Japanese wrestling name for... MANBEARPIG.
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Post by Garyspivey on Feb 5, 2008 21:59:04 GMT -5
so what day is the sign up for the ultimate draw?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 5, 2008 22:18:50 GMT -5
So I wasn't exactly sure who "The Predator" was, figuring he might be a wrestler from the 1970s that I wasn't familiar with. So I looked him up on Wikipedia, and sure enough, I do know who he is. "The Predator" is the Japanese wrestling name for... MANBEARPIG. Serial?
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 5, 2008 22:19:13 GMT -5
....Hm.
*Respectfully shakes Mike Awesome's hand and walks off into the sunset*
SWERVE!
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Post by Gopher Mod on Feb 5, 2008 22:20:08 GMT -5
So I wasn't exactly sure who "The Predator" was, figuring he might be a wrestler from the 1970s that I wasn't familiar with. So I looked him up on Wikipedia, and sure enough, I do know who he is. "The Predator" is the Japanese wrestling name for... MANBEARPIG. Serial? Super serial!
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Post by lotus on Feb 6, 2008 0:45:09 GMT -5
Well, I'm glad that my team's over. I was holding my own and my partner got his ass kicked by Vader. Ah well, Do me proud AJ, do me proud.
I had an idea. Since there's so much hate coming forth from the lethal lottery and what not, why not have a special "ppv" like event before the next tournament? KENTA vs Hall vs Morishima vs Akiyama could main event. Other matches could be made. Just an idea.
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Post by Sir Nintendo on Feb 6, 2008 2:02:09 GMT -5
I want in on this.
That is all.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 6, 2008 10:00:05 GMT -5
I already new Terkay was the Predator. I'm just amazed that he's been so dominant.
And we've got the Beasts From the East? Tsuruta backdropped me to hell last time, this time we win! LET'S DO THIS!
Commisioner Moenette, could you hurry up with the matches please?
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Post by Square on Feb 6, 2008 11:25:12 GMT -5
Well, if you think that's "too sweet", why don't we sweeten the pot a little bit? Because I've decided to make this match a No-Disqualification Street Fight! Now get ready, because your match is coming up soon! *breaks a bottle* I'm ready as I'll ever be. *smacks him in the back with a beer ceg and starts pouring beer on him*
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 11:47:45 GMT -5
Here we go. This post contains the final match of the Lethal Lottery League Challenge, in which the Two Princes will be crowned. Quarterfinals: Ass Whip in a Can vs. Roaring Warriors: - Predator and Animal started out in a battle of one-upsmanship in power. When Predator seemed like he was overmatched, he tagged in Nakamura, and Animal likewise tagged in Misawa. Misawa laid into Nakamura with repeated elbow strikes, until Nakamura came back with a series of armbars, then locked on a leg submission that broke Misawa's leg with a sickening snap. WINNERS: Ass Whip in a Can via CRITICAL! leg submission at 6:00Lowkidozan vs. Real Deal Time: - Low Ki and D'Lo Brown were evenly matched, until Vader tagged in, and they delivered a double powerbomb on Ki. Ki managed to tag in Rikidozan. Rikidozan got some good offense in until D'Lo was tagged back in, and he ate a spike piledriver. D'Lo worked over Rikidozan's legs and tagged Vader back in. Rikidozan escaped major punishment by Vader and tagged in Low Ki, who wore down Vader and hit him with a Firebird Splash, which was broken up by D'Lo. Ki then put Vader on the top rope and hit a Frankensteiner, then immediately slapped on a dragon sleeper. Ki then hit a bridging double arm suplex, and Vader kicked out. Vader then came back to hit a Vader Bomb, but Ki kicked out and locked in another dragon sleeper, then managed to lift the massive Vader and drive him down with a backdrop. Vader then came back to chokeslam Ki, leading to a tag back to Rikidozan. Vader proceeded to take apart Rikidozan with his power moves, and then tagged in D'Lo to finish the job. But Rikidozan came back and chopped furiously at D'Lo, finally finishing him off with the Kesagiri Chop. WINNERS: Lowkidozan via Kesagiri Chop at 28:14Beasts from the East vs. Kimono Mutilation: - Bryan Danielson showed improbable skill by tossing Jumbo Tsuruta around to begin the match. When Jumbo started to make a comeback, Bryan escaped and tagged Kawada before Jumbo could gain any momentum. Jumbo beat down Kawada until Danielson tagged back in, and the two went to work on Jumbo. Danielson continued to wear down Jumbo until he made a tag out to Bam Bam. Bam Bam immediately leveled Danielson with a powerbomb, but he kicked out. The match started getting out of hand shortly after, as everybody got into the ring, with DDTs and powerbombs being thrown everywhere. Danielson then had Bam Bam pinned with a German suplex, but Bam Bam kicked out and hit a DDT. Danielson then managed to tag in Kawada. Bryan came into the match to break up a pin, and ended up taking a backdrop/chokeslam combo for his troubles. Kawada then muscled up and dropped Bam Bam with a Dangerous DDT, but Jumbo broke up the pin. Bam Bam came back to hit another powerbomb, but Kawada managed to get his shoulder up. Jumbo and Bam Bam then hit a double powerbomb on Kawada, then Bam Bam followed with a jumping splash, but Kawada again wouldn't give up. Bam Bam tagged Jumbo back in and delivered the backdrop/chokeslam to Kawada, but Kawada recovered and gave Jumbo a backdrop, then hit a Soulful Bomb for a two-count. Bam Bam came into the ring and gave Kawada a headbutt that busted him open, as with the time running out, his team needed an added boost. Jumbo wound up and hit a backdrop, but Danielson broke up the pin, removing any doubt that this match would end in a draw. WINNERS: drawWell, with that draw, this means we can skip the semifinals round and move straight ahead to the finals. And here is the final match to crown the first-ever Two Princes Tag Team Champions. Ass Whip in a Can vs. Lowkidozan: - Low Ki and Rikidozan started out by taking it to Predator, knocking him around with suplexes and strikes. Predator tagged in Nakamura, who gave Rikidozan some trouble until he tagged Ki back in. Ki then laid out Nakamura and gave him the Firebird Splash. Predator tagged back in and knocked Ki around, giving him the muscle buster. By this time, Predator was already getting tired, but he wasn't giving up, as he pounded away on Ki and gave him the King Kong Kneedrop, only for Ki to kick out. Rikidozan and Predator then went at it, with Ki breaking up a pinfall and locking on the Dragon Bite. Ki tagged back in and kicked the living daylights out of Predator, hitting him with every strike in his arsenal, then planting him with the Ki Krusher, but Nakamura broke up the pin. Predator came back and Ki to the mat with a Muscle Buster, but Ki somehow kicked out. Ki came back with a bridging double arm suplex, but Nakamura saved him again. Ki then perched Predator on the top rope and drove him to the mat with a superplex. Predator continued to fight back, hitting Ki with a muscle buster on the apron. The tide should have turned in favor of Ass Whip here, but Ki had other ideas, as Nakamura tried to attack Ki and get a countout, but Ki laid waste to him, crushing him with kicks and dragon sleepers. In the ring, Rikidozan was doing the same to Predator, chopping him repeatedly and wearing him down. Ki slammed Predator to the mat, then went to the apron and hit a springboard forearm strike. He lifted Predator to his shoulders and slammed him down with a powerbomb, but Predator barely got hin foot on the rope. But Ki immediately recovered, hitting another powerbomb and flipping over in the jackknife position, pinning his opponent's shoulders to the mat for the three-count, the improbable upset, and the Two Princes. WINNERS AND NEW TWO PRINCES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Lowkidozan via powerbomb at 26:49And now for the presentation ceremony.Low Ki, Rikidozan: it is with great pleasure that I stand in the middle of this ring with you tonight, as you will now be crowned the new Two Princes Tag Team Champions. In the Lethal Lottery League, you went through some tough times. It seemed like luck just wasn't on your side. You ended up ranking at #10 overall, but you managed to overcome all of that, and in the end, you managed to defeat the most dominant team in the Lethal Lottery, and I am proud to award you with these, the Two Princes Tag Team Championships. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW TWO PRINCES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
LOW KI AND RIKIDOZAN
CONGRATULATION! YOU'RE WINNER!
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Post by Gopher Mod on Feb 6, 2008 11:51:01 GMT -5
Replace the Low Ki pic, Sajoa!
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Feb 6, 2008 11:53:26 GMT -5
I want one of those title belts, post haste!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 12:01:18 GMT -5
Replace the Low Ki pic, Sajoa! Is it not working? I can still see it.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 6, 2008 12:02:12 GMT -5
Eliminated due to a draw? WE'VE BEEN SCREWED WORSE THAN BRET HART!!!!
Commissoner Moenette, here's what I think of your torunament elimination policy! *Storms the ring, dragging Danielson in toe. Goes nose to nose with Lowkidozan and slaps the belts out of their hands*
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