Mr. Mediocre
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Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
Much better since I was last here.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Feb 6, 2008 12:02:48 GMT -5
Replace the Low Ki pic, Sajoa! Is it not working? I can still see it. The pic's not working for me either.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 6, 2008 12:03:53 GMT -5
OI SAJOA, KENTA VS SCOTT HALL. BOOK IT You two want a fight? You've got it! As a matter of fact, I'm going to change things up a bit. You see, Takeshi Morishima and Jun Akiyama don't seem to like each other either. They're scheduled to have a match with an automatic entry into the Ultimate Draw at stake. But tell ya what I'm gonna do. If all four of you guys are so hell-bent on beating the hell out of each other, what I'm gonna do is put you, Scott Hall, and you, KENTA, into that match, and we'll make it a Fatal Four Way! And only ONE of you will be able to win that free pass into the Ultimate Draw! What do you think of that?! You know, it figures you'd do this, Moenette! I should have known better. I said I wanted Jun one on one, and what do you do? Throw a drunk and a pretender into the match! I have a blood feud here with Akiyama, and now you've decided to flush that down the toilet, for what? Ratings? More buys? That one last dollar from these fans? See, I don't mind having to tear through 4 men to get into the Ultimate Draw, but the fact that you did this just to spite me...and believe me, I know that's why you did this...really burns my ass, gaijin! At least you had the common sense to make it a No DQ match, so I WILL have Akiyama's blood on my hands, I WILL have my revenge, and I WILL clear the path to the Ultimate Draw, and to my taking back MY Title!!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 12:16:39 GMT -5
Eliminated due to a draw? WE'VE BEEN SCREWED WORSE THAN BRET HART!!!! Commissoner Moenette, here's what I think of your torunament elimination policy! *Storms the ring, dragging Danielson in toe. Goes nose to nose with Lowkidozan and slaps the belts out of their hands* Well, I'm so sorry that I put rules like that in effect, but maybe it YOUR fault that you didn't get the job done! You're not the only ones whose matches ended in a draw, and in the end somebody had to be the winner! And just because it wasn't you, doesn't mean you have to be a sore loser! Now get out of this ring and let the new champions have their moment!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 6, 2008 12:21:34 GMT -5
Eliminated due to a draw? WE'VE BEEN SCREWED WORSE THAN BRET HART!!!! Commissoner Moenette, here's what I think of your torunament elimination policy! *Storms the ring, dragging Danielson in toe. Goes nose to nose with Lowkidozan and slaps the belts out of their hands* Well, I'm so sorry that I put rules like that in effect, but maybe it YOUR fault that you didn't get the job done! You're not the only ones whose matches ended in a draw, and in the end somebody had to be the winner! And just because it wasn't you, doesn't mean you have to be a sore loser! Now get out of this ring and let the new champions have their moment! I get out of this ring when I get beaten in Tournament competition. Me and Danielson were smart- we rested ourselves in the League then went all guns blazing in the knockout stage. We didn't lose to Beasts From the East, we only got taken out because of time limits. WHY ARE THERE TIME LIMITS? IT'S NOT AS IF YOU'VE GOT A FREAKING BUS TO CATCH AFETR THE SHOW COMMISH! Give us our match with Lokidozan. Or give us a #1 Contenders Match with Beasts From the East. Or a gauntlet with the other tied matches. Going out due to a draw is the wrong thing to happen ,and we won't take it. We aren't pushovers, we used strategy AND strength in the Lottery. We want a title shot, and i am not leaving the rign until I get one. *Picks up the belts, fastens round own waist.*
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 12:27:17 GMT -5
Well, I'm so sorry that I put rules like that in effect, but maybe it YOUR fault that you didn't get the job done! You're not the only ones whose matches ended in a draw, and in the end somebody had to be the winner! And just because it wasn't you, doesn't mean you have to be a sore loser! Now get out of this ring and let the new champions have their moment! I get out of this ring when I get beaten in Tournament competition. Me and Danielson were smart- we rested ourselves in the League then went all guns blazing in the knockout stage. We didn't lose to Beasts From the East, we only got taken out because of time limits. WHY ARE THERE TIME LIMITS? IT'S NOT AS IF YOU'VE GOT A FREAKING BUS TO CATCH AFETR THE SHOW COMMISH! Give us our match with Lokidozan. Or give us a #1 Contenders Match with Beasts From the East. Or a gauntlet with the other tied matches. Going out due to a draw is the wrong thing to happen ,and we won't take it. We aren't pushovers, we used strategy AND strength in the Lottery. We want a title shot, and i am not leaving the rign until I get one. *Picks up the belts, fastens round own waist.* YOU REMOVE THAT BELT FROM YOUR WAIST RIGHT THE HELL NOW!! If you want a shot at those titles, you will simply have to wait. Because after the Ultimate Draw, we are going to have a tournament for those titles, and if you want in, you just have to let me know that you're in when the signups are open. And that's the last word!
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Square
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Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Feb 6, 2008 12:32:47 GMT -5
YOUR SCREWING ME OVER SAJOA, YOU DONT WANT ME IN THE ULTIMATE DRAW CAUSE I COULD KILL ANYONE IN THAT MATCH. SO YOU PUT THE STACKS UP WITH A MATCH THAT I DON'T NEED TO BE PINNED TO LOSE!
Just because you and Hall are like Patterson and the Brooklyn Brawler
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Disco Inferno
Trap-Jaw
I'll dance all over your ass!!!!!!
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Post by Disco Inferno on Feb 6, 2008 13:27:33 GMT -5
Congrads to Lowkidozan...very good match...
With that being said.
As the most dominate team in this league, we deserve to get a second chance at getting those belts.
So I'm going to ask nicely.
Please grant us a re-match for those titles.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 13:28:19 GMT -5
YOUR SCREWING ME OVER SAJOA, YOU DONT WANT ME IN THE ULTIMATE DRAW CAUSE I COULD KILL ANYONE IN THAT MATCH. SO YOU PUT THE STACKS UP WITH A MATCH THAT I DON'T NEED TO BE PINNED TO LOSE! Just because you and Hall are like Patterson and the Brooklyn Brawler I am not trying to screw anybody over! All four of you have an equal opportunity to get into the Ultimate Draw in the Street Fight, and if you're not the one that gets in, then so be it! And even if you lose the match, there's still a chance, albeit very slim, that you could still end up being in the Ultimate Draw anyway! Remember, the draw is entirely random, and anybody can be chosen at any time!
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Post by Ferrets? on Feb 6, 2008 13:34:34 GMT -5
*Follows around Low-Kidozan, dancing continuously to the looped soundtrack of champions, Two Princes*
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Disco Inferno
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I'll dance all over your ass!!!!!!
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Post by Disco Inferno on Feb 6, 2008 13:43:02 GMT -5
Congrads to Lowkidozan...very good match... With that being said. As the most dominate team in this league, we deserve to get a second chance at getting those belts. So I'm going to ask nicely. Please grant us a re-match for those titles.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 13:57:19 GMT -5
Congrads to Lowkidozan...very good match... With that being said. As the most dominate team in this league, we deserve to get a second chance at getting those belts. So I'm going to ask nicely. Please grant us a re-match for those titles. I'd love to give you a rematch for the titles, but my hands are currently tied with the Ultimate Draw. Besides, I didn't give anybody an instant rematch for the other titles, so you can just hold your horses for the time being. As a matter of fact, I have an idea for what we can do. See, the team of Bryan Danielson and Toshiaki Kawada have been all over me concerning their match going to a draw. So what we're going to do is we're going to have a match. It will be Lowkidozan, defending their titles against Ass Whip in a Can, AND Kimono Mutilation, AND Beasts from the East, and it will be a Tag Team Gauntlet Match! The rules are elimination style, pinfall only, and if both members of the team are pinned, they are eliminated from the match! Whoever is the last man standing in the match will win the Two Princes for his team! And before you get on me and start bellyaching about how this isn't what you wanted and I'm not being fair, you have to remember that I have a show to run and fans to please, not to mention that I've got every other team in this league in my ear about how they're getting screwed, that I'm not fair, and everything else. So the match will go down as planned, and may the best team win. And you'd better hope it's you!
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 6, 2008 14:12:25 GMT -5
I hear that AmDrag is calling for a $10 CVS Gift Card on a Pole match!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 6, 2008 14:54:30 GMT -5
I get out of this ring when I get beaten in Tournament competition. Me and Danielson were smart- we rested ourselves in the League then went all guns blazing in the knockout stage. We didn't lose to Beasts From the East, we only got taken out because of time limits. WHY ARE THERE TIME LIMITS? IT'S NOT AS IF YOU'VE GOT A FREAKING BUS TO CATCH AFETR THE SHOW COMMISH! Give us our match with Lokidozan. Or give us a #1 Contenders Match with Beasts From the East. Or a gauntlet with the other tied matches. Going out due to a draw is the wrong thing to happen ,and we won't take it. We aren't pushovers, we used strategy AND strength in the Lottery. We want a title shot, and i am not leaving the rign until I get one. *Picks up the belts, fastens round own waist.* YOU REMOVE THAT BELT FROM YOUR WAIST RIGHT THE HELL NOW!! If you want a shot at those titles, you will simply have to wait. Because after the Ultimate Draw, we are going to have a tournament for those titles, and if you want in, you just have to let me know that you're in when the signups are open. And that's the last word! *Removes belt and roughly hands it to Moenette* Tournament? That suits me. Get your pen ready though, booker-man, cause you'll need to pencil me and the American Dragon in as the winners right now. I'd love to give you a rematch for the titles, but my hands are currently tied with the Ultimate Draw. Besides, I didn't give anybody an instant rematch for the other titles, so you can just hold your horses for the time being. As a matter of fact, I have an idea for what we can do. See, the team of Bryan Danielson and Toshiaki Kawada have been all over me concerning their match going to a draw. So what we're going to do is we're going to have a match. It will be Lowkidozan, defending their titles against Ass Whip in a Can, AND Kimono Mutilation, AND Beasts from the East, and it will be a Tag Team Gauntlet Match! The rules are elimination style, pinfall only, and if both members of the team are pinned, they are eliminated from the match! Whoever is the last man standing in the match will win the Two Princes for his team! And before you get on me and start bellyaching about how this isn't what you wanted and I'm not being fair, you have to remember that I have a show to run and fans to please, not to mention that I've got every other team in this league in my ear about how they're getting screwed, that I'm not fair, and everything else. So the match will go down as planned, and may the best team win. And you'd better hope it's you! Ah, the system works. Than you Commisonner Moenette. This Gauntlet is all I asked for. Win or lose, I can be happy that justice is done. Just don't try and screw us over again. The Gauntlet is acceptable as compensation. And as for these other scalled dominant teams, ha. Beasts Fro mthe Eat, start praying, cause you cost us our tournament spot. Ass Whip, your can's about to get crumpled. Lowkidozan, kep those belts while you can, cause after the Gauntlet they'll be warming mine and Danielson's waists again. *Shakes hands with Moenette, exits ring*
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Disco Inferno
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I'll dance all over your ass!!!!!!
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Post by Disco Inferno on Feb 6, 2008 15:43:36 GMT -5
Thank you Kind sir.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 16:23:27 GMT -5
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Feb 6, 2008 17:10:51 GMT -5
Eliminated due to a draw? WE'VE BEEN SCREWED WORSE THAN BRET HART!!!! Commissoner Moenette, here's what I think of your torunament elimination policy! *Storms the ring, dragging Danielson in toe. Goes nose to nose with Lowkidozan and slaps the belts out of their hands* Dude, you drew because Tsuruta backdropped you into obilivion, and Danielson stopped Tsuruta from winning.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 6, 2008 17:13:26 GMT -5
Eliminated due to a draw? WE'VE BEEN SCREWED WORSE THAN BRET HART!!!! Commissoner Moenette, here's what I think of your torunament elimination policy! *Storms the ring, dragging Danielson in toe. Goes nose to nose with Lowkidozan and slaps the belts out of their hands* Dude, you drew because Tsuruta backdropped you into obilivion, and Danielson stopped Tsuruta from winning. Look. We drew. We'd have made a comeback. We wre robbed, OK! And in the Gauntlet, Tsuruta's gonna get Gamengiri'd into oblivion! Howdya like THAT!! ? PS: sans kayfabe, I'm well aware of Kawada's weakness to backdrops. But I can't very well say "I got squasherated and I suck" can I?
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Post by Gopher Mod on Feb 6, 2008 17:21:41 GMT -5
Dude, you drew because Tsuruta backdropped you into obilivion, and Danielson stopped Tsuruta from winning. Look. We drew. We'd have made a comeback. We wre robbed, OK! And in the Gauntlet, Tsuruta's gonna get Gamengiri'd into oblivion! Howdya like THAT!! ? PS: sans kayfabe, I'm well aware of Kawada's weakness to backdrops. But I can't very well say "I got squasherated and I suck" can I? OOC (Out of Character): Yes, yes you can. In fact, I would've encouraged it.
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The Line
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Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Feb 6, 2008 17:38:31 GMT -5
*Cues up some Queen*
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND! AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTIN' TO THE END!
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 6, 2008 17:39:14 GMT -5
*Cues up some Queen* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND! AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTIN' TO THE END! Put that title in your sig, my man.
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